Friendly reminder that if you don't fap to your waifu you're cheating on her

Friendly reminder that if you don't fap to your waifu you're cheating on her.

>fapping to your waifu
You're just ruining their purity

Do you think your father thought that to himself as he made love to your mother to create you?

>3DPD

I've literally came to nothing but my waifu for the past 6 years.
Don't know if I should be proud about it, but fuck it.

>Not having concubines

Don't feel ashamed. Cumming for my waifu made me love her even more.

If you fap to your waifu, you're technically raping her.

What if I don't fap at all?

Enjoy that prostate and ball cancer

How can you say that you love her if you won't even fap to her

I'm aware. It's not my fault C.C. isn't wife material, she's so much better as my mistress.

>Friendly
You don't look too friendly holding that axe like that, OP. I don't trust you.

People like you are literally cucks in the making.

Gotta do something about that before it's too late, user.

I can't sexualize her
I haven't even looked up porn of her yet. I dunno it just seems kinda wrong

I literally can't fall asleep without fapping anymore Sup Forums
Sometimes I have to multiple times

Please help, I can feel my life energy growing weaker everyday

i have porn of her downloaded but it feels really weird straight-out just fapping to her. i do it on rare occasions, but most of the time i just fap to other things then finish off to her

wait, i only can fap to my waifu ? or i can fap to my waifu and other animu kawai girls?

Pretty sure everyone is like this user, well I am as well at least

>C.C. isn't wife material

She is literally the perfect wife material you fucking mongrel

Don't talk to me or my waifu ever again

PLS I NEED ADVICE, I NEED TO FAP but i feel shame when i fap to my waifu

someone can tell me the name of the vn?

lilth

Just do it.

I don't want to masturbate. I can't achieve perfection like that.

Does my waifu look pure to you?

I do it at least 4 times a day.
Wanna go?


fucking cuck.

I fap to mai waifu being loved gently all the time. Shit's hot!

I really, really hope it's by you

There's nothing impure about wanting to consummate your marriage.

can i get the source?

I fap to choking my waifu, spanking her and pulling her hair and then cuddling

She's cheating on me.

RARE MACHI
saved

No, it's by the MC. With his mighty, baseball bat-like cock, he pounds her pink passion pit until she ahegaos almost uncontrollably.
As long as it's fully consensual.

waifuism is for faggots
that said, I fapped to Shiburin more than I can count and everytime I'm about to cum I would switch to one of her doujins to do so

Looks like someone's got a waifu~!

He's such a tsundere.

I'd honestly do it if my mind wasn't corrupted by years of porn. I've ruined myself, I can never get married now.

My waifu and I have an understanding. I get to cheat on her with my other girlfriends, and she gets to cheat on me with her other girlfriend.

If not fapping leads to cancer, what does too much fapping do?

Lead to cancer.

Enjoy your cancer, human

Yes, pure sex.

but that's wrong you fucking retard
how can you say you love her if you don't even fap to her?

Nothing

You will never dry out of semen since you will always produce anyway but unless you fap too many times straight then you're gonna break your benis

By definition rape is an unlawful sexual relation, usually accompanied by physical violence.

So technically you are retarded, since no law in Christian countries punishes masturbation.

extreme cell regeneration
see, god didn't want humans to jack off, because jacking off regularly is the secret to immortality, and he didn't want humans to be able to challenge his place as god. but satan was a nice guy and felt bad for the humans, and gave them this knowledge.

so what do I do if my waifu doesn't have a lot of fap material? do I draw more of her in erotic situations?

Imagination is a very powerful thing.

Seems like everything you do leads to cancer nowadays. Breathe? Cancer. Drink? Cancer.

If you need porn to fap to your waifu, she really isn't your waifu. She's just your semen depository.

Breathing and drinking the wrong thing can lead to cancer, yes.

I'm waiting until I can become 2D.

how do I prove my love to her?

That's easy, you just need an industrial press.

What said.

I purposefully avoid all lewds of mai waifu

I need to go even flatter.

just stand in front of a train

Example, if saber is your waifu you could go in a magical adventure and secure the holy grail, and every february 14 you drink from it on her honor.
I love profanity.

How about an industrial press inside an even bigger industrial press?
Perssception.

It's still not enough. I need to be so 2D, that if you compared me to paper, you'd be calling paper 3DPD.

But user, you and your personality are already unidimensional, there isn't much more we can do to make you flatter

That's nonsense. You're just afraid of pushing things past the limit. I'll prove you wrong.

So I should celebrate my waifu's birthday? What if my waifu has undergone tough times and is barely getting by?

Go ahead and become 01 codes.
A bit of kindness is more often than not more than enough.

I see. Thank you, user. I'll live harder for her tomorrow.

Do it, user. It was surprisingly easy to find a shop that'll do pic related for you.

that's really sweet.

It seriously was. I didn't know cramming that much sugar into a cake was legal

Oh you.

Fapping to the girl you love is not a crime

You're right.

As lewd as my waifu is I don't think there's any rule 34 of her.

I'm confused, who the fuck should I listen to?

What if I have multiple waifus? your move solo bitch

I cant when there is no porn of her, well atleast any good.

>being a slut

By fapping to your waifu, you're increasing the demand for her, making artist produce more H of your waifu getting fucked for other people to watch, essentially cucking yourself.

fuck off Sup Forumsermin

But I don't go there, user.

You're waifu is already fucked the moment she exist.

tl dr; There are no pure waifus.

Why do you lie to me.

>being a cuck even in fiction
holy shit

Cartoons aren't real you dumb faggots who cares what gets drawn or what anyone masturbates to

I cheat on my waifu by fapping to Machi every day

>who cares what gets drawn or what anyone masturbates to
Autistic people care aka people who watch anime.

b-but she's almost obscure nowadays and barely had any doujin.. ;_;

>tfw being loyal to your waifu despite coming from a long forgotten anime

>tl dr; There are no pure waifus
Lies, my waifu is pure!

>There are no pure waifus

ohai user

That's what she said last night before I did unspeakable things to her.

How dare you play UNO without me!

>mfw draw 4-ing your waifu 3 times in a row

>fapping to your waifu and then running out of content
nice try

You scum. How could you.

Because she liked being abused by me. She was begging me to do it to her

Well jokes on you I don't even have a waifu.

epin b8 xD

>Fapping to your waifu
>Fapping to somebody who isn't your waifu
Baka's all of you, prostate stim is the only safe way

They're cartoons, not you're waifu

>all my waifu's doujins are monster rape

nah