Shingeki no Kyojin 82

Jean arc soon.

I want Bert to live a long and fulfilling life.

There is no time to waste a whole arc for an irrelevant character.

This

>Isayama's favorite character
>irrelevant

Plot wise yes, he's irrelevant. He only exists for some short normalfag moments.

What would Jean say about Hitch's current 'situation'?

He just likes Jean because he's the easiest for him to write about. Also Ymir is one of his favorite characters and she's been pretty irrelevant for a while.

He said he likes Ymir because she's easy to write and Jean because he's honest and relatable.

>because he's honest and relatable.
Which also makes him easy to write, since he's a simple character.

Jean is obviously the character that can be easy to relate to so in that sense he's easier to write about, he doesn't have to think much when writing about him.

>MAY
They are resisting to the horse charm.

>Jean
>turning dykes straight
LAWL!

It's just his delusions and nobody really wants him.

Obviously Ymir is because she doesn't swing that way.

Not true

He also still has the RT blow up doll.

I hate this bitch.

He will tell her he is sorry, they could become good friends as time passed. Maybe something more.

>Maybe something more.
Unlikey, but I feel like Hitch will die anyway when Annie gets out of her crystal.

EH is canon.

I see more probably Annie dying instead.

If she's not dead already and that Annie in the crystal is braindead.

That doesn't rule out that Hitch will die. Unless she just disappears after hearing about Marlo and never shows up again.

I'm so happy.

...

KEK

>Bert will abandon Reiner.
>Reiner will kill Sasha.

Connie will kill Reiner

>Bert will abandon Reiner.
No

>Reiner will kill Sasha.
Yes.

I thought Jean was a meme.

I just want Reiner to find happiness. ;_;

SOTY every year

People sure are desperate. Last time it was "Reiner will be in soldier mode and kill Bertolt", now people just want Bert to kill him "by accident". It doesn't even make sense.

Sasha is going to die.

That's why it is called theories, it's better than shitposting. We actually discuss the manga. What do you think it could happen?

Why would Hitch die? It's more likely that she'll carry on Marlo's will.

shit tastes senpai

Yeah, I think only Sasha and Annie will die of the girls.

>tfw you will never ever violently dominate then forcfully violate Ymir's tight sweaty body by impregnating her with your man seed

Historia pls. If anything she'll impregnate you.

Eww

But I want Ymir to dominate me

Ymir is a spaghetti spiller though. Historia would be clearly the dominant one.

If Connie dies I think it will be the first time I will cry over this manga.

Men can't get pregnant.

I want Ymir to spit on me

Might be the first death I actually care about. Kenny was also kind of sad after the flashback.

Hey best Ymir is a hermaphrodite.

>he doesn't know about uterus transplants

According to Norse mythology she literally is.

Why can't shitmin die instead of based Connie

Since Isayama already gave her a boyish face, yaoi hands and a male name, I wonder why he didn't just make her a guy.

Because yurishit gives more shekels

Tomboys are bestgirls.

user I love Ymir but that's not a tomboy, that's a straight up dyke.

You're all just jealous of Ymir's beauty

I'd a Lolimir

user I don't think you know what constitutes the two of those things.

Change Reiner for Bert.

I actually like her boyish character design.

She looks like Eren.

I think it's the opposite, unless things changed. Fujo bring the most shekels.

Eren has different eyes. If anyting she looks like manlet or Jean.

With Jean's eyes.
>Ymir will never be a handsome boy
>Eren will never be a cute girl

Well they are both Jaegers

But they already are.

She looks like Eren, Jean and manlet mashed together.

Why do people get legitimately angry when someone says they like Ymir?

I wonder how popular she would be with fujos if she was a guy.

>draws best girl
>calls it a boy

Why do authors do this?

For the same reason people hate Armin and Bert. For nothing.

If Eren had been a girl I hope her titan form would have remained the same

I think CT and AT will bait and switch, thwarting Armin's plan. CT will let out one last steam burst, which will prevent anyone from getting close to Reiner. AT will climb the wall to eat Eren but Armin will try to sacrifice himself by launching himself in AT's mouth with his remaining blades. That will be the parallel to to volume 1. Maybe on the last page Eren will activate one of the wall titans.

I don't, since she is best boy.

>Imagine all the EL fanfics.

CT will go on being the least interesting didan.

ELfujos would have switched to ErwL instead.

This is a better landwhale bumblrina ship than the Bertyfujos precious "Reiberty"

They already exist.
EL is shit tier even when Eren is a girl

If Eren were a girl how hard would she be shipped with Bert?

Who is this sexy homo?

Eh the coordinate again? if the titans come out of the wall they're pretty dead and all the sacrifices will be for nothing. Eren will wake up before Bert get close to him.

Not at all? People would still ship BA and BR more.

Eren is not complex enough for Berty. He's the definition of bland normalfujo sheeple taste. Not for the intellectual Bertyfujos.

If that doesn't happen then maybe Eren will go willingly with BR at the price that they let everyone else live. Honestly I'm not expecting the scouting legion to win this one, it would reduce BR to jobbers, and since they both have plot armor, they can't die yet either.

>It's been the Borts all along shitting on ErenQT

>and since they both have plot armor
Bort only has Annie for plot armor now that Zeke is taking over and Annie is literally "Borthole who?"

They hate any Eren because he is objectively more interesting than Bert.

Armin will murder Bort and sleep with Annie

Based Armin saving the day.

Remember than Jean has thunder spears, they will defeat Reiner in some way but he will kill someone before. The personality disorder is something that is going to happen, since chapter 77 it is quite obvious why Isayama mentioned it again. It will happen at the beginning of the battle or in the middle.

Fuck off.

>Mikasa is not a yandere any more

Dropped.

Disgusting.

I'm triggered.

Calm down Bert, you know you are going to live until the end.

>Mikasa was ever a yandere

But I'm boring, useless, wallpaper background, undynamic, no backstory,even my titan is boring.

You are starting. Relax.

I'm have the personality of an edgy bore with a fanbase of landwhales called the "BartFarts" even Zeke is more complex and interesting in less panels.