What the fuck is her problem?!

what the fuck is her problem?!

Being literally perfect is exhausting

Too perfect for this world

>umi will never be your father
>kotori will never be your mom

She needs more hugs

She is perfect and the world keeps harassing her

Would you still marry her if you had to live with the shame of being regularly beaten by her?

no shame felt when that is my fetish

There are too many better girls than her and she is aware of that fact.

Why don't you try dealing with Honoka's antics everyday and see how it goes, OP.

Pretty much this, she has a big heart but the lack of hugs is getting to her. As you can see here, even by the end of season 2 she isn't quite used to the hugging. I would prescribe a strict regimen of 3 hugs per day (one in the morning, afternoon, and right before bed) for at least 2 months. If symptoms persist, continue hugging until the dere comes out.

I wouldn't mind dying at her hands, personally.

pick your favorite ocean

>this thread

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This one

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No, because I imagine I'd get beaten even more than Honoka.

She hates being poor man Chihaya.

She's better than Chihaya in everything except voice and ass though

She is salty just like sea

her friends a shit

Being secretly best girl.

Voice and ass is exactly why Chihaya is better, though. Also, flatter chest.

SHE'S TOO HOT!
AND SEXY!
HOLY SHIT!

>poor man Chihaya

Being best girl is a huge burden user.

That Chihaya looks kind of strange, is it a chink knockoff or something?

Is she incapable of deceit because she's an angel without human flaws?

Her problem is not having her figure on preorder yet.

Speaking of which. When would the pre order of the figurine be expected to be available?

No idea, this is the first time I'm heavily anticipating an Alter figure. I guess probably during this year, but they've been known to delay things for a long time.

If you actually paid attention instead of fapping at episode 1 it was explained that she's bad at smiling. A common problem with Umi.

About the same time it takes for one to lose interest in it

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>she gets caught on camera practicing her smile later

UNNNGHH

They haven't even said anything yet and I'm already expecting a delay for one I'm waiting for.

FAITOOO !!!!!!

obsessive autism

Umi a Best

Later