How many waifu's do you have? Who was your first?

How many waifu's do you have? Who was your first?

My first and only.

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you only need one

>more than one waifu
get out

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*hugs her as sleep overcomes us*
You only need one indeed :3

I would like to say touka too but, as the rule implies, if I had too choose between Touka and Mashiro I would go Mashiro any day of the week. Also option C to all people with more than one waifu

>option
It's plan you dingus, nice taste tho.

3 waifus
2 imoutos
1 cake

one your sister

one. anyone with two or more waifus should kill themselves

I have one waifu and I choose to protect that smile until the day I die.

underrated post
why is this thread still alive?

>Having Sakura as a waifu

Disgusting

my one and only

The word "waifu" is a mess anyway.

It originally started out as an Azumanga Daioh reference joke, then some people started to take it seriously in the sense of having a full-blown crush on characters. And then some people just use it to describe a cute anime girl.

The more I read the word, the more meaningless it is.

Every day until you like her

How the hell to people even consider having more than one waifu?

i dont do waifus
i do husbandos
i have only one
this best boy right here

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>he doesn't have a waifu
How's that empty hole in your heart coming along?

>thread is back on page 1
you people are retarded

Six waifus, I'd like to have seven - one for each day of the week, but can't find suitable girl for Sunday.
M - Seras Victoria
T - Fran Madaraki
W - Noi
T - Mitsuru Kirijo
F - Kurisu Makise
S - Satsuki Kiryuin

My one and only

the first anime girl I wanted to fuck

>waifus (plural)
>changing your waifu
Scum.

Mio is indeed the best girl in all of k-on

More waifus, more love.

Of course someone posting Sakura would not have plenty of worms to bait with.

No, you're just spreading the love too thin.

Does it count if I have multiple copies of her

One because I am not a faggot

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Commit self-murder as soon as possible.

These anons understand how the world works.

I'm a pleblord so I don't know who she is, but she's a fucking cutie.

>more
>than one
>waifu

thanks senpai

Hush now, it's going to be okay. The mythical mods who were once gods may yet purge this awful thread.

holy shit you are beyond pleblord, you're an outright fucking newfag. Did you literally start with anime when you made that post?

>I don't know who she is
Good lord, where did you get this bait?

Jesus, man.

Have you never heard about polygamy?

None, I would only dissapoint her

>There are people right now who have more than 1 waifu
>Waifus=/= Non-existent word
> Changing their waifu
You nigs are a disgrace, you should be arrested.

I think she's from the Fate series or something.

I don't have a waifu, I fap to user's waifu.

NIGGA
This has to be fucking bait.

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You can't be this fucking stupid. Are you sure you're not the newshitters? There is not a single faggot on this board who doesn't know who Saber is, and you're retarded for believing otherwise.

Holy fuck I think I need a drink.

Aren't you the perceptive one?

>merely pretending

>implying I'm the b8master
You're even dumber than those faggots are.

>merely pretending that I was merely pretending

>no Yuno
Disgusting yet still cute

This thread is even worse than when it started, and it was already shit to begin with. I hope you're saging while you shitpost.

You're not fooling anybody, user.

fuck you waifufags

I'm more disgusted that Inori is in there.
Who the hell waifus a character only good for her looks?

>Yuno
Yuno is trash. Adorable used goods trash. She will also never be with you, since yukki

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AND PROUD

Anons are little girls, she is the only straight person here.

>used goods
Not necessarily. Based on multiverse theory, there are potentially unlimited numbers of Yunos. Not all of them are with Yuki.

Also, no waifu is "used goods" to begin with. Once you are with you're waifu, literally nothing else exists. She's pure, you're pure, and everything is lovely.

I have one. And she's the only one.

I pick up a waifu or two from every series I like. It's something that happens naturally out of both my sense of gratitude and respect towards the series and its author respectively, and also because that's just how love works, you know?
Sumika is one of such lucky ladies to receive my affections and a place in my heart. I love Sumika!

>How many waifu's do you have? Who was your first?
You, and anyone else who supports this polygamy bullshit, end yourself.

>Waifus
Kill yourself, faggot.

Tessa from Full Metal Panic! was my first. Up till the, I thought the whole waifu thing was a meme.

A year later or so, I discovered Nyaruko-chan and everything just feel into place.

Asuka is the one for me.

I've had three waifus in my day, none at the same time.
First was Emma.
Second was Nico Robin.
Third and current is Marika Mamiya.

I don't think they have much in common.

Does Vidya count? or is it like some weird shit where you're allowed one waifu per entertainment medium?

regardless, first was orthopedic underwear.

I think she is first

>Sakura
>having more than one waifu
Wormfags not even once

These 3 are all I'll ever need

Haruhi was my first waifu like 8 years ago, then I quickly switched to Yuno and it's still her now.

There's nothing wrong with polywaifuism.

Sun Seto

If you think you have more than one, none of them are you're waifu. they are you're concubines

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>he has a waifu

How does it feel to worship an hollow shrine?

>not understanding the practice of various ranks in the haremu, from Gureito Royaru Waifu to waifu to konkyubain to meido to sekusu-sureibu

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>it's another waifu thread

Worse than generals at this point.

>waifu's
>s

>ryuuko as a construction worker
hey that's pretty cute

This "waifu thread" has nothing to do with waifuism and actual waifufags.
Is just shitposters, haremfags who try too hard to fit it and newfags who doesn't know what waifu means.

>h-holy shit guys... that bait was so o-obvious how did you fall for it...?

No, OP didn't make plural. He clearly said waifu's. He most like meant "waifu is", though he did not specify what she exactly is.

>Lacking so much principle you actually consider polygamy

>being a muslim