Sup Forums, I want you to understand why we hate you. We don't hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said nigger! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.
No, we hate you because you're the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasn't that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Stormniggers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesn't regularly have off topic derails about niggers and jews. Always with craftyjew.jpg and A Wyatt Mann cartoons. It doesn't matter how off topic it is, Sup Forums users can't help but broadcast the fact that they are stormniggers.
All you do is send a big loud signal to everyone in any random thread you invade that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO RACIST! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!
TL;DR Stormfags are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "political correctness".
You could've just said "You're a bunch of storm niggers." but instead you had to feign intelligence and waste everybody's time.
Brandon Taylor
who is this "we"?
Parker King
his headmates
Jackson Long
For someone who doesn't give a shit, you sure wrote a lot of garbage that nobody's going to read.
Or is it that you're paid to write this shit and if you don't you'll have to hit mommy up again for this month's rent?
Asher Wright
u r a fagit m8, i am not scared of u or ur gay bumboiz i will knock ur cunt right in, nigger fagit and u will cry liek a little girl
Jaxon Ross
Last time, i checked, most of the derail happens from one post >those stupid Sup Forumstards, amirite ? and then keeps samefagging his shit.
But hey, you probably know this stuff better than me. And the >haha, triggered you which is been turned into a desperate leftist meme, has been outdated since the election. Only those cringistani and /leftypol/ still shit that out. Also the ubisoft and Sup Forums racebait stuff is really just obvious samefagging.
Jayden Wright
>browse Sup Forums, /lit/, /gif/ 3 or 4 years ago >pretty much stop using Sup Forums >start browsing Sup Forums for some redpills on Zionists and Freemasons, even though I don't give a fuck about race and don't think all Jews are the devil >go visit my old boards for old time's sake >they've all been invaded by cringey autistic Sup Forumstards who have to read their Nazi "Jew-subversion" theories into anything that makes them insecure or irritated
Fuck you people, there used to be some good boards here on this shithole and now your retardation has invaded every corner. I swear to God I wish you people weren't right like 30% of the time, because I'm tired of the other 70% of shcizophrenic bullshit.
Also, I've noticed I only get paranoid about "Jewish shit" when I start smoking weed again, otherwise I maintain enough intelligence to recognize that there are more good Jews than bad Jews and quit projecting my insecurities into some global conspiract
Juan Cruz
the CIA literally created the happy merchant meme and I can prove it
Jacob Torres
You sound like a leaf
Michael Perez
>we How many people are you? What makes you think anyone gives a fuck why you (and your implied comrades) hate "us"?
Your analogies are terrible - furfags never dominated large areas of daily life.
Unless you have data on how many unique pol users embrace the behavior you illustrated (especially outside of this board), you've just strawmanned the community of one of the most visited boards on this imageboard.
But at least you got to make a tumblr-tier rant about grievances you simultaneously claim not to care about.
Faggot.
Kayden Thompson
TLDR is this important
Robert Williams
People leave Sup Forums?
You know, I don't like liberal politics invading fucking everything either. I think a little Sup Forums spam is acceptable when every big corporation wants to replace us with colorless automatons.
Easton Lewis
Deal with it faggot we own this shit now.
William Perez
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
David Barnes
I agree with OP
Colton Russell
This is quality post and true.
Kevin Clark
>navy seal >Not US flag
Larp much?
Connor Price
You sound pretty obnoxious there friendo.
Cameron Cox
I'm stationed here nigger.
Jason Foster
>why we hate
>speaking for everybody, instead of himself Leftist confirmed
I didn't read your blog faggot OP, you've wasted your time.
Austin Bennett
>they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone Does that mean furfags were the new vegans, or is it the other way around? Pic entirely unrelated.
Andrew Johnson
this tbf it's pretty tiring on unrelated boards
Austin Cox
Who da fook is that guy?
Jaxon Davis
>we
Group think is dangerous.
Don't speak for others, only yourself.
Lamest copypasta I've seen in a while.
Sebastian Howard
TL'DR >Time to take your meds kid
Brayden Cruz
So we link classified deployment locations to specific units now? OPSEC much nigger?
Jack Long
we didnt start the culture war we are the reaction to it
Noah White
How can you not recognise Eddie Murphy?
James Russell
This is pasta you faggots
Parker Bennett
>you are reading this in my voice
John Jenkins
At this point I don't know whether you're this new or trolling.
Cameron Scott
No one gives a fuck about this dude. Go cry in a corner if we bother you that much
Jose Johnson
you don't have to read Sup Forums
Michael Johnson
What the fuck did you say to me you fucking misogynist? Friendly reminder: I graduated at the top of my gender studies class, and I've been involved in privilege checking with over 150 confirmed genders. I’m trained in patriarchal deconstruction and I was the most oppressed person in my entire upper middle class high school. You are nothing to me but another cultural appropriator. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which have never been seen on this side of your safe space, mark my words. You think you can get away with disagreeing with me on tumblr? Think again, cis scum. As we speak I'm gathering a list of your triggers with my self-diagnosed squad of PTSD specialists, so you better be prepared to deal with some serious privilege checking. I AM LITERALLY AS TRIGGERED AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE RIGHT NOW. I can be anywhere, at any time, and I can give you over seven hundred reasons why you should fuck yourself with a cactus. Not only am I extensively trained in social justice, but I have access to an entire arsenal of sociological blog articles to prove my point and I will use them to wipe your deeply problematic face off the earth you little shit. If only you had known what oppressed retribution your offensiveness would unleash then maybe you would have held your fucking tongue and just killed yourself instead, but you didn't. Stay safe, shitlord.
Daniel Rivera
>good Jews
Chase Collins
It's a meme
Jackson Cook
One day you'll grow up and realize that pol was right about everything, just as soon as you stop being a faggot.
I'm sure you have lots of black friends and chick your privilege every night before you go to bed.
Connor Rivera
Sup Forums doesn't follows regular internet rules, it's not just us and them, because the board attracts non-individuals, be it social occurrences(the true normie, full ideology) or things more fucked up than that, who simple don't fall into any kind of subculture pattern, they just are.
Owen Evans
u mad bro?
Brody Morales
Jokes on you because I'd have been more than happy to contentedly play my video games till the day I died but that wasn't good enough for you so now you get to deal with me and the rest of my generation ruining every aspect of your snowflake lifestyle
Ayden Sanders
What the fuck does any of this mean? Is this the new autism?
Gavin Hernandez
Well mr 300 confirmed, I just know what the he'll I'm talking about.
Nicholas Sullivan
>implying all Sup Forumsacks are stormniggers We have done polls and natsocs consistently come out at around 40% Subtract the people who are just trolling and the real number of natsocs are probably around 30%. Assume half of them actually hide their power level and don't go seig heiling in every thread and the leaves the number of stormfags as maybe 15% of the board. A small minority, admittedly a loud and annoying minority, but a minority nonetheless
Eli Smith
>1 post by this ID every single time you morans
Luis Ward
Yup, new.
Colton Hughes
>good Jews >carries on using (((psychoanalysis))) Cunt, read Mein Kampf, even Hitler thought "Some Jews are alright, those antisemitic cunts are just jealous" at first.
Zachary Gutierrez
66% are larping as white
Alexander Thomas
>le edgy centrist nobody cares, go fuck a nigger
Jaxson Nelson
Go fuck your dead step granddaughter you old dumb fuck nigger!
Colton Howard
>all these faggots eating up stale pasta
Carter Price
>1postbythisid.jpeg
Daniel Evans
>we hate you because you.. hate... me.?
Joshua Ramirez
go back to /lgbt/ you degenerate faggot. Sup Forums has been a bastion of race realism forever. stormfags are the less bright of the movement but at least they aren't degenerate.
day of the rope
Liam Perry
>Unironically posting this picture kek
Jace Rivera
old pasta is old
David Ward
>Apathetic hedonist looks for more bread and circus to distract himself from the horrors of life >finds only people concerned with the future of their nation, people and race
>hurr I just wanted to find my old hugbox again so that I won't be reminded how shit my life is
Isaiah Jackson
>Just your average Sup Forums user. Sup Forums. MAGA 6'2 >pics of my abs The women sure don't seem to care
Joseph Kelly
Pretty much this. Very accurate post.
Josiah Stewart
Why did they spend that last twenty years making black men in cinema either gods and angels or magical negroes?
>So they could appeal to authority...
Morgan freeman is a dumbass.
Ian Moore
Maybe people these days just don't like Jews. Wouldn't be the first time.
Jason Garcia
I didn't read anything after the first sentence, but I know that you talk like a faggot and your shit is all retarded. You are dismissed, with extra sage to go.
Jace Thomas
Is this actually your profile?
I get a lot of swipes, but im not chad enough yet to actually get girls messaging me.
Adrian Barnes
Bump.
Levi Murphy
Please do
Dylan Cox
>implying we think it's offensive to say nigger
Jayden Edwards
...
Ian Adams
whoah... it's almost as if all ideologies are a product of human nature... huh.......
Logan Ross
>hating on a group of people because they don't act like you why, that sounds like.....
Brandon Perry
terrible copypasta 0/10
Jackson Thomas
This is the funniest shit because there is a significant amount of people on Sup Forums who believe this. >"Nothing is sacred.... besides my odd romanticization of the plights of black people, trannies, and various other narcissistic minority groups pls no racism" Commit suicide you hypocrite.
James Flores
>t.
Eli Watson
You hate us because our new breed evolved, got better read through the years, became highly educated and see through your game. And we are willing to burn it all down, including our own lives work just to see the look on your faces. With your BA's to our BSc's. That's the truth. You hedged your bets on STEAM. The working man went hard STEM.
Matthew Perry
nazis are doing the work of the rich elites, they were always puppets, and now they bitch about muh white race as if they were ever winning it.
Angel Johnson
use your real flag chaim
Landon Martin
Who do you think controls the cooling towers in nuclear plants? Jews? Liberal Arts students? Nope. I have been in hard STEM 8 years, even the Muslims I work with are hard right. And it just takes us fucking up the code to bring you all with us. If we go, we all go.
Dominic Parker
Why post an image of jimi hendrix?
Caleb Gomez
And it's not just nuclear level. It's logistical.
Noah Rivera
Jimi hendrix grown up aka Morgan freeman
Easton Anderson
>We hate you
Who is we? Your headmate Hitler?
Joshua Edwards
Thermal lances, thermite and a lot of fun gets through your safe rooms. The smoke alone will kill you before we even enter.
Zachary Long
That's nice honey
Joseph Turner
i actually agree with this never went full Sup Forums blacks are ok
Liam Morales
Hitler was one of them. I might be the only one here that read The Havaara Agreement. It seems Hitler was pretty much following Kalergi to the letter. I don't trust Hitler because he was one of them. Evola and annihilation of The Chosen is the answer. 109 nations cannot be wrong. He was right about his Reich, he lied to you all. Who let's prisoners for execution have orchestra's and swimming pools?
Thomas Hall
I want you to understand that driving you to hate was like step 1 of getting Trump elected 15 months ago and you fucking retards are still caught up on that one.
It worked too well fellas, we broke the left.
Noah Anderson
Sup Forums, I want you to understand why we hate you. We don't hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said nigger! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.
No, we hate you because you're the new furfags. You see, the problem with furfags, wasn't that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.
Stormniggers are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single board on this site that doesn't regularly have off topic derails about niggers and jews. Always with craftyjew.jpg and A Wyatt Mann cartoons. It doesn't matter how off topic it is, Sup Forums users can't help but broadcast the fact that they are stormniggers.
All you do is send a big loud signal to everyone in any random thread you invade that LOOK AT ME! I AM SO RACIST! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!
TL;DR Stormfags are just the same as furfags only their "fursecution" is called "political correctness".
Connor Edwards
What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag? I’ll have you know Navy Seal copypastas are ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on Sup Forums, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of Sup Forumstards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Thomas Martin
>ITT New fags falling for stale pasta
Dominic Brown
some good pasta there
still getting a lot of replies I see
Ayden Anderson
Sometimes pasta comes with a meat base and reveals new treats.
Ryder Cooper
B8/10
James Sanders
Hitler was a Zionist. Wake the fuck up, FFS. 1933. The Havaara Agreement too. Yeah, they had skills unprecedented in science and futurism, don't let that cloud your mind into thinking it wasn't the long game in psychology. National Socialism was known as "The Great Dilemma" via Marxism. NatSoc is left. The quicker you learn it, the quicker we can get Pinochet mode activated.
Isaiah Perry
...
Gabriel Rogers
Started producing skepticism of Hitler, but then implied there were extermination camps? Try harder.
Isaiah Adams
You hate us because you love niggers. Go be with niggers.
Levi Edwards
Obama wiretapping has been confirmed
WSJ is calling the Mueller shit a scam >All Mr. Comey’s Wiretaps archive.fo/S8qQG > Did Obama Know about Comey’s Surveillance? archive.is/0IlkP
The hill opinion piece reporting it as spying, look at this headline >It looks like Obama did spy on Trump, just as he apparently did to me archive.fo/5nKVB
New york post >Wiretaps may prove Trump right — and that’s absolutely terrifying archive.fo/OOBUz
Susan Rice admitted to unmasking just last week remember >Trump rips Susan Rice over unmasking, says it’s ‘just the tip of the iceberg' archive.fo/eo8dg
Meanwhile Samantha Powers was unmasking people daily archive.fo/FxKqx
The normies are finally catching up.
William Hall
When did I imply there were extermination camps?
Robert Robinson
No response? Is it because the goyim know? By 2022, I predict 109 will be 163 nations. Archive this.