Get your ass to the gym, I'm sick of your excuses

Get your ass to the gym, I'm sick of your excuses.

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But it's nearly 2AM.

Nothing but excuses.

But I'm scared of the judgements made by other people.

Maybe tomorrow.

I never thought bad of a fat person that is at the gym. You will be judged when I see your fat ass elsewhere though.

Uh.
No.

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>tfw no Ume-sama to whip me into shape

I'm not fat. I'm scared that I might do something wrong, or grimace in a weird way. Or, someone might try to talk to me and I'll drop my spaghetti.

>Or, someone might try to talk to me and I'll drop my spaghetti.
Oh, I fear that too but that hasn't happened so far.
>might do something wrong
I also fear that but most people that I see at the gym look rather helpful.

>Birthday is today
>Still going to the gym

I want that 300lb bench press and 600lb deadlift already.

Good, keep going.

Happy Birthday

I am but I'm still going to at least drink tonight.

Thank you user. Here, have a Haruhi.

If I make more excuses, will you get so sick that you'll leave me alone?

Not happening.

You have to massage me afterwards, baby.

Just finished Ben To. Where did the gym meme come from?

Shit thread. Bye bye.

So you'll pay the fees to use everything in the fitness center and the hospital bills if anything goes wrong? OK, deal. Sign me up.

Ume-sama is a top tier waifu. She only deserves top tier husbands.

>someone might try to talk to me
like that's ever going to happen

Why ume is a shit and the 2nd worst girl

CMOOOON
LETS GET BIG
NO SUCH THING AS OVERTRAINING
JUST UNDEREATING

>not listening to this at the gym
youtube.com/watch?v=sblR0eIRW-I

Do you even lift, senpai?

Who else drinking a gallon of milk a day?

>believing the GOMAD meme
Enjoy looking like shit.

What will Rich's synthol pricked arms look like when he's down to 240?

Going to the gym has become a lot easier since I started watching motivitional russian neopagan hooligan nazi propaganda videos.

But I still blast my weebshit on earphones when working out.

He will look just the same but with a 32 Inch waist. Of course this is only possible with the help of 5%™ products

It's my rest day desu