I just watched the rebuilds and found them amazing...

I just watched the rebuilds and found them amazing. I think the reason people shit on them is because they compare them to the series. I view them as more of an AU, and in that sense they're amazing. I finished Evangelion a while ago and wanted more, now I have more and the next one is coming out soon. I can't wait to see what Rei does because Rei in 2.22 was so amazing. Rei is best girl. What do you think Sup Forums?

ok

I only really like 3.0 out of all three. I appreciate 1.0 and 2.0 because I'm a huge Evafag though. Although there's stuff I like in 3.0, I do acknowledge that the movie has a shit ton of flaws and ruined the entirety of Rebuild forever.

the only bad one is the third one because it's got an idiot plot and subsequently much screen time is given to homosexual piano duets

There's nothing "amazing" about them.

Entirely aside from comparisons to the original, they're shoddy looking, pap movies with uninteresting characters and poorly conceived directing. 1.0 doesn't even work as a film and 2.0 barely even does it, at that.
3.0 is just bad filmmaking all-around.

Of course, this is without entering into comparison territory, something that the Rebuilds actively invite by virtue of how they were plotted, and once you factor that in they become a complete disgrace.

The Rebuilds should have just all been released alongside an Eva videogame or special manga edition as OVAs and not actual theatrical movies.

The plot so far is lol worthy.

>2.0 ends
>3.0
>suddenly timeskip
>everyone hates Shinji and there's nothing he can do about it
>We will never know who Mari is and what her goals were at the start of 2.0 thanks to the timeskip
>The Mark 06 designed for Kaworu is scrapped because fuck that timeskip and Anno thought Unit 13 looked cooler
>Esscentialy, we never got to see Kaworu actually use his Eva, why the fuck did you tease us so hard with it Anno? Why did you make it seem like the Mark 06 was going to be an important element to the story? Oh RIGHT! Its because you can't write for shit and 2.0's story arc is literally unfinished
>Kaworu's head explodes, letting us the audience know that there is no going back and Rebuild is fucked for good
>Rei is literally absent from the entire movie because Rei Q is in her steed, and we don't have a fucking clue if Rei Q is actually Rei or not, but the movie implies she is not, so now there are two Reis. A brain dead useless one with no personality, and the original Rei who is trapped inside Unit 01. Why in the fuck are there two Reis? Why Anno? WHY? What is going on? What the fuck is this man doing?

maybe 4.0 will unfuck the series?

The Rebuilds would have to be extended into 5.0 or 6.0 for that to work.

There is so much shit that needs to be fixed, it's impossible.

3.0 is the only unique one even if it is retarded, somewhat boring and Sup Forums hates it, I liked the new designs and shit

>5.0 is actually alternate 3.0 without the time skip

How can you "unfuck" a poor product? It'll remain poor no matter what you try.

4.0 has to be something completely different visually and cinematically to redeem itself. And it won't happen.

The Rebuilds are apparently so bad that even someone who likes them only has a single adjective to give to it as praise.

>amazing

They're enjoyable movies if you take them at face value. They also shit all over everything the original series stood for.

I liked them all a lot
Rebuild 1.11 is a straight up remake with more budget and it looks a lot better
Rebuild 2.22 is a fantastic movie with a lot of stuff changing and getting added that keeps messing with your expectations
Rebuild 3.33 is visually spectacular, Misato's airship, the Evas, the destroyed earth, Lilith's chamber, it was phenomenal, the plot got crazier and unpredictable
I'm really looking forward to Eva 4.44 so we're all gonna have to wait

>it looks a lot better
No it doesn't
>messing with your expectations
Yeah, if you were expecting something good Rebuild really messes with you
>visually spectacular
Spectacularly gross

You're a moron

I liked 3.0's aesthetics and soundtrack as well, but don't fool yourself user. You gotta accept Anno is a hack who got lucky with NGE, and the Rebuilds are trash that should have never been made.

I've got a love-hate relationship with the Rebuilds. Hate them because they're horribly written, and love....well appreciate them to say the least, because it's new Eva content that tries to be "big". I appreciate that because I do love seeing more Eva, even if just for a few fight scenes.

Even as an AU thing I don't like them

>sterile looking CG animation
>all depth of the characters is stripped away
>goes full retard in 3.0
>Mari is a completely worthless character

The first two were at least entertaining, but I hated watching the third one. It was a total slog.

Anno was always on the god tier of -directing-, from Gunbuster to his last Abenobashi episode. His other shows generally lacked something in the realms of writing, cohesiveness or ambition.

NGE is the only work he made where he truly put everything of himself into it, and at that point in his life he really had a lot to put forward. So it stands as his crowning achievement. But nobody has ever doubted that when it came to directing, Anno was a prodigy.

So it was really shocking to see how the Rebuilds turned out. They feel like assembly line disposable products rather than true creative efforts.

The original was young Anno working out his depression on a shoestring budget. The Rebuilds are a somewhat less fucked up middle-aged Anno revisiting his past as a set of blockbuster movies.

>the next one is coming out soon
Hahaha

>pap movies
I've never seen anyone say pap online, let alone use it like that.

Are you African?

Anno is just in a completely different mood and mental state now so no wonder his movies are gonna be different
>NGE Shinji is depressed as fuck and doesn't want to do anything
>Rebuild Shinji is determined and actively tries to do stuff which tends to fuck shit up even more

That has nothing to do with it. I was talking about film-making, not narrative.

What about it?
The have better animations and they're much more detailed

You are filmically illiterate, sorry.