Hitagi is for?

Hitagi is for?

Reddit

I never "got" this gag

Smelly old man rape

Domestic violence and head tilting

Araragi-san

Cucking

Not cutting her fucking hair.

Cheating On

Bestness

Gently walking home.

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Yeah, I want head from crab too.

Marriage, as the only decent thing from this filthy show.

The joys of NTR.

letting her cuck you with the real best girl

Does Monkey have good banter?
I'm thinking of watching it for her.

Yes, she is not a lesbian though.

You should. Monkey is best girl along hachikuji, imoutos and shinobu

Probably has the best banter in the show alongside Hachikuji and Shinobu

Being Best Girl

>Monkey
>Not a lesbian

Shes araragi-sexual

If you ignore her lust for Hitagi and Shinobu, yeah.

>lust
Shes not lusting ove them

You can say she is bi, but she is not really a lesbian.

Torture.

To be fair, very few can contain their lost for Shinobu.

HOT
MONOGAMOUS
MONOGATARI
ACTION

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Walking home gently.

>lesbianism
>not a meme
They just need a good dicking.

Does it still count as monogamous, when they're both thinking of doing Cat in this scene?

good question. to add to that:
is it monogamous is shinobu feels every thrust or suck in her phantom peener?

A good dicking is the solution to many problems.

Can't beat the cock, man.

Mayoi Hell when?

Wasn't that in owari?

Nope, only if we get a season 2.

When does Mayoi Hell take place?

Does she come back?

I don't know.

She becomes the new shrine goddess.

I want to throatfuck Hitagi.

Snail returns?

Damn, hope it gets animated(it probably will)

Does everyone in this show in heat or something. I am rewatching the show now and Araragi was about to fuck snek before shinobu stopped him. In the next morning, his younger little sister was going to cuddle up with him but he wasn't there, snek was. She then goes on how cute snek is.

This is just one of those many situations in this show

Is everyone in this show in heat*

Yes.

やめろ！

It's a shame how much Crab's popularity has fallen. She's at least in the top 5 monogatari girls.

Are you kidding me she's one of the worst. Kaiki>Bat>snail>bird>bee>munkey>doll>cat>crab>shit>snek

I thought she was great in snake arc II but she's not in much of the show after bake

She gets zero screentime

My favorite meme.

Nobody gives a fuck about her. she's a garbage character that ruined the premise of the show.

>bird so high
>crab and cat so low
I disagree with your opinion.

This isn't reddit you fucking shitter.

How fucking new are you.

>le Kaiki is best grill
You shouldn't even consider his opinion.

reddit

Kaiki is objectively the best character in the monogatari series you just have shit taste user.

Being best girl

Kill yourself subhuman trash.

>Poor man's snape
>good

Pick one faggot.

>*tips fedora

Not even best exorcist, not a bad character though.

Crab > Snail > Bat > Monkey > Bee > Bird > Cat > Doll > shit > Snake

Switch crab with bat and it's acceptable

Monkey > Bee > Crab > Snail > Bat > Cat > Doll > Bird > Snake

He represents everything that is wrong with Nisio's pseudo intellectual garbage.

You represent everything that's wrong with humanity.

Loli trio = Monkey > Cat > Bird = Bee > Crab > Snake

Don't hate any of them though.

Crab is truly a reddit's choice.

Whatever faggot. Enjoy your trash.

Look at this fag trying so desperately to fit in and yet failing so hard. It's hilarious.

Reminder that snake is best and crab is shit.

Monkey = loli trio = imoutos > snake > crab > cat

Just read the Mayoi Hell translation. Didn't realize how much I missed snail until now.

>snake is best

Cat is the Monogatari universe's Platonic idea of sexy, so you can't not think of her while fucking.

Netorare with Hanekawa

Soon.

I most likely will, I miss snail so much

dumping and hooking up with Shinobu or enjoying the harem fully

It's not a joke, it's autism.

The only people call crab best girl probably haven't finished the show

i'd taste these crab legs

I've just started monigatari like two days ago and I've finished bake and nise and habe just got to hitagi end
Are there going to be any more girls who are better than the imoutos? I can't choose who I like better out of the two but they are so much better than the other girls
>inb4 you just like incest
I have sisters and can honestly say it's a shit fetish

Bake was the only decent part. The rest is redundant drivel.

Monogatari* sorry on mobile

The imoutos are def. the best, but so are the lolis and monkey

no, fire sisters a best

Bullshit.
Crab remains top tier through the entire series.

look out, best girl coming through

what fucking premise? it's an anime about talking.

hitagi crab literally sets the premise of the show

>I can't choose who I like better out of the two
It's Karen.

A-are you retarded?

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i think he means she ruins the harem by winning

I think people started to dislike her because Araragi is so flustered around her. His banter with all the other girls is better, where she just kind of controls him. We get to see another side of Crab around Kaiki, but most people just attribute that to Kaiki being cool.

So in a show where 80% of the fun is Araragi' sweet bants, Crab tends to ruin that.

I personally like Crab, but I get why others think she's incredibly boring.