I want to escape Turkey

how can i do it permanently? i never want to step on this shithole again.

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I want her to step on my balls

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One only escapes from Turkey, m8

There's only one solution.

eff turkey what a shithouse

Stay where you are. Dont come to Europe. Nobody wants you. Filthy cockroach

I think everyone wants to escape everywhere..

except maybe the isolated tribes in the Amazon or some shit. They're the only ones doing it right.

Show tits and I'll tell you.

its funny, knowing that every white person in turkey is a rapebaby.

kys you incest product

amen

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go to syria

fuck off roachnigger, we're full

You should stay.

If your brain match your looks, come here with me.

Sort ursen out m8
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Did you ask the rest if they want you?

Nobody cares. Stay an die in your own country.

get an education in engineering or computer sciences, be reasonably good at English, apply for job in Canada, UK, US, Netherlands, Germany or Scandinavia, it is not that difficult arkadasim

kek

I don't think you come to Europe. You should head east. That would be a good idea

step 1: get a gun
step 2: aim at yourself
step 3: pull the fucking trigger

You show up in Germany with half a kilo of heroin, sign yourself up for welfare as Muhammad Muhammed, get your free housing unit with rent paid and then you deal drugs on the corner of the street you live in until you have enough money to open a kebab shop.
Its not hard, just do what every other turk in Germany did.

Canada, they love immigrants and the government actually welcomes them.

stay the fuck out of the US though. it's a dangerous islamophobic, racist, and all that. Cananda all the way

>Reverse image search
>It's a fucking BR and not a Turk
You roaches can't even even use a local girl when you shitpost

try syria, jordan, iraq or israel

Why would you want to leave my friend?

Have you thought about going back? It would be a good idea

>get passport
>go on holiday
>don't return

No stay, when the time comes to retake Constantinople you need to be there to open the gates from the inside. You will be rewarded with a christian euro qt after we resettle the holy lands.

first you need to reclaim your land back from the emus

we all know you lost to the emus.

Borrow a life vest from your countrymen and head out to sea.....

I have many Turkish friends who left their country, good people, know what a mess islam creates if it isn't controlled.

Individualism teaches us to judge people on their own merits, I thought your country was home to those ideas? Aahhh no, you are from the country where the public radio and tv broadcaster hires people purely based on their skin color and sex.

Fuck of Jamal

*unsheats katana*
*tips fedora*
m'lady

>the absolute state of scandicucks

If you really want out head to europe. Pretend your a mute with no papers. Get your Gibs

>too embarrassed about my country to reveal my flag.

I love Turks now?

I love Turks you can come to the US as long as you're educated and not a Muslim. I'd marry a cute turkish girl so she doesn't get deported

i thought you as a turk could just ask to go to germany and they say its cool

Start an immigration process.
Russia is offering land if you want it.

*unsheats katana*
*beheads you*
faggot

average Turk looks like this

...

Cloudy Anatolian plateau produces these phenotypes

If it's you in the pic I'll marry you

Enter Germoney illegally.

I would protect her from dark skinned Greeks

Learn some arabic.
Go to Germany.
Trow away passport, pretend to be arab and ask for gibs.
Profit...

>reclaim your land back from the emus

Implying

hawt, would stone/10

Go to Syria

Individualism is part of the problem.
Your right though we gave up judging people on merit a long time ago.
The problem is we don't have a country any more and it's no longer a home. He should stay where he is and you should go back

why?

Travel East and/or south
The Northwest does not want

...

And nothing happens cause forgot to instruct him to put a bullet in the chamber.

Neck yourself, faggot

try to get in school in western europe!
live like an expat and try to find a nice girlfriend who is student aswell.

after settle in in the country you stay and try to get a new passport.

i got some friends who do that. allot of them hate turkey aswell. allot of kurds here

get useful high education, if your english is good many countries will take you.

you can crash in Hungary if you want

move to U.S. shithole city

open hotdog stand

put something meme-y as a hotdog topping

watch as liberals flock to buy your rainbow gummy bear wieners

One way ticket to Russia.

She is from Brazil, you retard

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Libtards come here trying to subvert, but they just show themselves again and again as degenerate liers.

Well most nations have strict animal/pest import laws they will prob quarantine you for some time doing a Japanese lettuce inspection.

come to germany, i am already here. free food, free house, free bitches

Easy:
>Travel to Germany
>Ride on the plane/bus/whatever
>Post lots of anti-Erdogan/pro-Kurd shit on social media
>Claim political asylum on arrival

Dont mind the Orthodox Greek and Balkan fags gavur-posting.

Come to America to prosper in peace, as long as you are wary and prepared to survive amidst the Jewish controlled world order AND are not Jewish yourself.

>no zyklon-b for pest control anymore

You can remain Muslim if you want, Turk Muslims are civilized and not Zionist puppets.

Yeah legit what i think whenever i encounter a turk who has blonde hair or blue eyes / green

Stocking it all up for the Hebrew tribe.

They didn't escape the miners that cut them up with machetes.

Is pic white enough to impregnate?

HAHGAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah return too your roots.

Do you even Steppe ancient Turkish Asian far North phenotype adaptions like green eyes and blond hair?

hahaha, im seeing a shit ton of flyers and folders next to my Gibs neighbours house who have to post em all throughout the neighbourhood, he has to do this once a week to receive gibs.

that can't be real wtf

suicide is pretty popular these days

1. Say you're Syrian
2. Say there's a 70% chance you will commit a terrorist attack
3. Look a little sad
4. Say hello to a long life in Sweden!

There's no way out.

Go full-akhbar on some night club or some russian diplomat?

i can produce this from eating 1 hamburger, Legit have zero tolerance, when my friends and i leave a restaurant or a snack place, guaranteed i need to shit immidiately

one time i was eating "friet speciaal" Google it, its god food, I didnt even finished half of it or i had to go and take a huge shit, I painted the bathroom of a mcdonalds once aswell after eating 2 big macs, Literally painted the entire back area of the stall lol.

You do know it used to be Greece?
Western-West istanbul there is an entire village with gingers and natural blondes ( like, nearing the macedonian or whatever the fuck some border) and they all claimed to be pure turks.

Patatje oorlog, pls Jan.

Friet* Speciaal, pls Klaas.

not sure if absolutely beta, or absolutely alpha troll. but regardless I do hope that it is just tasty pasta

Don't worry, when we get back Anatolia, you will never step in the Holy Lands again.

you could easily kill yourself?

You haven't thought of the virgins, man.

don't come to germany. we have more than enough roaches already.

Gather up some mates and become mercenaries in Syria

> ((how do you my fellow dane?))

GO BACK! RRRRREEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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Atomic Nightmare: The Talbot Brothers of Bermuda [1957]

Oh listen to me nightmare about the atomic bomb
When you hear the story, then I know you're going to want to run

You're going to run, run, run back where you come from
I just heard from a little bird they're going to drop the atomic bomb

Talk about a flying saucer streaking through the sky
I'm going to stop the flying saucer, stop them all going by

I'm going to run, run, run like a son of a gun
I don't know where I'm going to go, but I'm really going to run
Oh, run, run, run like of a son of a gun
I don't know where I'm going to go, but I'm really going to run

They say stand still like a soldier until the threat is gone
And if they drop the atomic bomb, it's going to fall down in the farm
But me I'm going to be moving, make room I want to pass
I'm going to show that old spaceship an awful lot of class

I'm going to run, run, run like a son of a gun
I don't know where I'm going to go, but I'm really going to run
Oh, run, run, run like of a son of a gun
I don't know where I'm going to go, but I'm really going to run

Talk about atomic submarine and a guided missile, too
If they can do a thousand RPMs,then I can do them, too

I'm going to run, run, run like a son of a gun
I don't know where I'm going to go, but I'm really going to run
Oh, run, run, run like of a son of a gun
I don't know where I'm going to go, but I'm really going to run

Oh, you'll run, run, run like a son of a gun
I don't know where I'm going to go, but I'm really going to run
Oh, run, run, run like of a son of a gun
I don't know where I'm going to go, but I'm really going to run

Run, run, run, run, run, run

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disgusting polak

stop trying to fit in

you will NEVER be respected

not a good idea, germany is run over by turks, he/she will just be kidnapped and sent back

Go to Germany like every other Turk?