JoJo thread

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why is gyro such a fucking weeb

Post your stand cry /jojo/

4 or a divisible of 4 get!

>Ywn settle down in the country-side with Gyro Zeppeli.

Why live?

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>mfw a shitty joke I made caught on this much
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TIGHT BOYPUSSYYYYYYYYA

HEART ATTACK!

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>listening to youtube.com/watch?v=j4GCwW2pLzA
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stop posting this

Do you think Gyro would've married a nip too?

Everything was relatively inoffensive until that Part 8 hate. Why don't you like it?

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The worst thing about this isn't even the part 8 hate, it's the fact that out of all the fantastic stands from part 5, fucking Beach Boy is your favorite.

ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara ara

Who even needs that much soap

>beach boy
>favorite part 5 stand
stopped reading there, fuck you, only VA stand worse than beach boy is white album

post good charts

Will the menacing effect return this episode? I noticed some in the preview.

where do i go to get a figure?
Im lost

amiami
mandrake

Let's not post any charts at all. These things suck.

sasuga doc

i buy 'em offa amazon

Read the buyfag guide

There's no such thing as a perfect chart but yours is pretty good user, there's nothing to really fault.

fine pucci appreciation there anons, always nice to see.

goddamn Tonio is beautiful.
I'm not gay but I would let him touch my tortellini

>Not realizing how broken absolute zero temperatures are.

Where'd you see them?

Amazon should only be a last resort.
They're usually upcharged like hell on there, you can get em for half price on amiami or mandarake

Just finished watching American Psycho. Did Araki take inspiration from Bateman when creating the character of Kira?

>someone else hates white album

mah nigga

It's been so long since I've read part 4 I thought this was the actual title and the translators just made poor wording choices.

>someone else has taste as shit as me

The movie wasn't out at the time, but maybe he read the book

In the PV

Posted this in the homebrew general but got no replies.

On 9.2, 10.5 RXtools emuNAND, should I update my emuNAND according to the arm9loaderhax guide or can I just stay at 10.5?

wrong thread?

yes

>implying i don't realize
that's the problem, how ridiculously broken WA is
fuck it. it's a broken power, the fight goes on for way too long, and the big twist is stabbing him in the fuckin blowhole.

if White Album isn't the worst part 5 stand, what is?

beach boy

How about Rolling Stones? The MUCH more obvious choice, White Album was fucking cool and it was such a fast-paced fight, plus it had more Mista in it which is always good.

Rolling stone was more of a plot point than an actual stand desu

it still counts as a stand senpai, aside from that I'd have to say Talking Head. Even though I do like the stand.
Now that I think about it, part 5 had a near solid list of stands, all were creative and fucking cool

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>George 2 was half japanese

His life must have been hell.

>YYM is good because it had Annasui
>Justice is good because it had Polnareff
>WoF is good because it had Polnareff
>Surface is good because it had Okuyasu

The only one I wasn't a fan of was Babyface, because of how convoluted its ability was

I can't tell which was more convoluted, Babyface or Silver Chariot Requiem.

Other than the design being pretty neat Silver Chariot Requiem is an awful nonsensical stand

the difference there is that those fights were genuinely bad in different ways.
White Album had literally nothing wrong, it was a moving fight on wheels and didn't drop pace at all, it had a fucking awesome moment of characterization for both Mista and Giorno and the stand itself was great
Why are you so jaded against it? are you trying THAT hard to be contrarian?
I'll give you that one. But I'm a bit biased, I really love the reference.

His dad did shoot himself in the head, couldn't have been too great.

also where the fuck did this rock come from?

TAKE THIS
HERE COMES ANOTHER, [CHINESE EARTHQUAKE]!!
BRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBRBBRBRBRBRBBR

Fuck you man, Babyface is the best

>DiU was good because it had Kira

I really like it's power of matter manipulation, probably my favorite stand ability.

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It was Shakedown Road, the leaves transported the boulder onto his head.

His head wasn't actually crushed by a rock, it turned into one because of the illness he took onto himself.

Silver Chariot made sense somewhat, as it did everything in its power to keep the arrow away from anyone, but Babyface is just retarded
>get someone's blood
>find a healthy young woman
>use your weird laptop thing to impregnate her
>wait for her to give birth
>have to literally teach your stand
>its personality can be influenced by the mother
>stand can rebel against its user as well
Too much trouble to be honest

>SCR just switches everyones spirits into different bodies
not hard

>as it did everything in its power to keep the arrow away from anyone

Does that include trying to replace everyone with aliens or by placing magical suns behind people that was its only weakness?

>JoJo was good because it had memes

It also:
>Can cause stands to attack their users.
>Created magical suns behind people
>Tried to turn people into aliens.

Yes

Polnareff really fucked everyone up with that one

>Cannot be played
I'm sad, I actually wanted to hear it

>mfw SCR's ability to turn people into vaguely reptilian looking aliens was based on his hidden inner desire to be a turtle since he was a little boy.

>You will never read a good English translation of Vento Aureo

hold on it's been a while since I read part 5 and it was the shit scans, I remember the body swapping and the weird sun casting a shadow stuff, but when did this alien shit happen?

It's just a side effect of switching spirits with dead aliens from another universe.

It's not that complicated user.

Here you go, fresh ear rape hot out of the oven.

Be sure to wash your hands first, though.

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>placing magical suns behind people
If you pay close attention to the panels you'll see the shadows don't actually point to it until the characters notice the shadows point to it.

I really dislike SCR.

It goes apeshit without a user and instead of switching bodies it starts switching souls from another dimension into people's bodies and they start mutating to accomodate the alien souls.

Cosby bebop

Vento sucks so you aren't missing much

>You will never relive the bliss of seeing the DiU opening for the first time

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>completely new or otherwise heavily altered OP in 3 weeks

Bliss from the first ten seconds, maybe.

Reminder that nothing about this manga is gay

Except the readers.

It's not gay if there's a women in it

That's how I the individual imagine Pearl Jams sound when they scream

Why did Araki decide part 8 was gonna be the part with all the best girls?

>pic unrelated

Hot Pants looks like a man and had her character arc unceremoniously dropped in the final third just like everyone else who wasn't Johnny, Gyro or Valentine.

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Im not gay user.
I just enjoy gay things. I like to be around gay people having gay sex. I like to study it, appreciate it, do it sometimes.
But im not gay.

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