Kraut/pol/ & AfD general - Bravery Edition

24.09.2017 GENERAL ELECTION
15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk
>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:

>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ

>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

TASKS:
>Gather lurkers
>Make memes
>Spell-check memes
>Spread memes
>Come up with new ideas
>Ignore the shills

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

They accept PayPal

Wahlnavi
>wahlnavi.de

Wahl-O-Mat:
>wahl-o-mat.de/bundestagswahl2017/

Weidel leaves ZDF Debate
>youtube.com/watch?v=TDi_TKa3R40
Storch vs Bushido
>youtu.be/R3juZ-CwXG8
Nigel Farage speech
>youtu.be/iFOBH1F2pz4
press conference about islam
>youtube.com/watch?v=hkhj_Ww3JaU
Hart aber Fair
>youtube.com/watch?v=qI9ajODQaI0

Other urls found in this thread:

afd.de/zeit-spenden
afd.de/wahlhelfer
youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90
wahlbeobachtung.de/
youtube.com/watch?v=2RKtIgkMBQ4
bundesfighter.de/
youtube.com/watch?v=W9mjIITCL9Q
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article166909439/Martin-Schulz-Wahlkampfmanager-faellt-wegen-Krankheit-aus.html
aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/region/silvester-2017-experten-rechnen-wieder-mit-anreise-grosser-maennergruppen-1.1720991
youtube.com/watch?v=-xdvwCU36pI
welt.de/regionales/hamburg/article168884127/Ploetzlich-war-sie-von-fuenf-Maennern-umringt.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

For german Anons who want to go the extra mile:

The AfD is still looking for people who can spend some time before the election to placard posters, distribute flyers and stuff into mailboxes, man info booths (together with experienced guys, of course), help prepare locations for speeches, look for posters being damaged/stolen, go to local meetups to discuss plans/ideas etc.
>afd.de/zeit-spenden

Also if not even more important apply as Wahlhelfer to prevent election fraud. (Check your local deadlines at your town hall) You get even some money from the government for this, between 60-90€.
>For the most towns this is expired by now

Or if you don't want to spend the entire election day at the polling station, please go there as Wahlbeobachter. Every citizen got the right to be there when they count the votes! Just go there a few minutes before 6pm on election day. You don't need to do anything else.

>afd.de/wahlhelfer
>youtube.com/watch?v=6vZ9Sv_ot90
>wahlbeobachtung.de/
>

Gauland!

first for gassing shills

Will AfD win?

Even if AfD wins which it wont happen
you will still be filled with Turks and mooslims
same goes for every European nation that settles with "center-right" parties

echte Deutsche wählen CDU oder CSU

You should all visit America

youtube.com/watch?v=2RKtIgkMBQ4

"Steigbügelhalter"

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Why are you posting this song and pic in unrelated threads?

no, CDU/CSU will win, Angela Merkel will keep leading Germany

True

Win the election: no
win seats in the bundestag: yes

your county is filled with Greeks, this is even worse then Turks

>echte Deutsche
Was willst Du damit sagen? Deutsche haben keine Hautfarbe, Religion oder Nationalität

Merkels biggest fan

Mit so parolen könntest du ja schon fast Pressesprecher bei der SPD/Grünen sein.

Didn't Krautchan go down recently? Is it back up?
How popular is it anyway

Danke. Demokratie ist mir wichtig

Why do you guys even care

Emperor merkel will still be president after Sunday

well, CDU/CSU think along similar lines

bundesfighter.de/

>>echte Deutsche
>Was willst Du damit sagen?

Dass echte normale (wahlberechtigte) Deutsche für CDU oder CSU stimmen. Und vielleicht auch noch für die FDP.

>Kanackenchan

>le words hurt my feefees, we have to ban them and other ebil hate speech
>fuggin AfD nadsees, they ar audhoridarian :DDDDDDD
kys

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>not 100% german
>voting for AfD

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best of luck fellas, try and keep a clear head when the inevitable merkel asslicking happens in your media

is AfD in the debates? how do they fare

I heard that Frauke was a rather weak candidate

any anons know who Schulz's campaign manager is? (((if))) the SPD do badly is there possibility that Gabriel will go/be forced out?

scheiß fdp
musste mal gesagt werden

there was the chancellor debate were there was only SPD/CDU and other debates for the minor parties were the AfD didn't do that well, besides, Petry isn't doing shit at the moment

Komm aus Deiner rechten Ecke, wenn Du Dich traust

youtube.com/watch?v=W9mjIITCL9Q
This wasn't even a fucking joke.

Der Typ ist einfach selbst mit FaceApp absolut unfotogen

Frauke isnt even candidate anymore cause of pregnancy and stuff. Alice Weidel did the debates and talk-show shit. She is quite smart and did hold up pretty nice even tough it was always everyone against her. Her Email leaks made me actually like her.

>AfD? how do they fare
polls say about 10%

You know google?

took me 2 seconds

> Markus Engels

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article166909439/Martin-Schulz-Wahlkampfmanager-faellt-wegen-Krankheit-aus.html

Holy shit, the greens punching themselves

>Merkel Reptilian
>Özdehardt is beating itself

If your DNA is not Europe West 100% - you are not German and don't belong here

with Greeks, Yugoslavs, poles, subhuman American soldiers and shitalians too. Sad isn't it?

this is nightmare fuel

a true German and his how his ancestor looked like several thousand years ago

>not voting me is bad for democracy
This guy will unironically pay the toll if he keeps shitting on voters like this.

What toll, a retirement and a cushy pension?

GRÜN IST UNSER FALLSCHIRM

shit

I'm worried if they don't off merkel like now..they will never be a majority race in their own country again.
The shitskins will eventually be running the government until not one german is left

I just played the game, and using an attack or even just a normal attack is worthless. the greens compost themselves.

What did the Wahl-O-Mat tell you guys?
>62,5% AFD
>62,5% CDU/CSU
>40 something NPD and SPD

Werden Grüne und Linke wählen für maximalen Akzelerationismus.

Schlimm?

You forgot to add Russians to the mix. Abd yes it's very sad.

the site is awful

My result was 65% white, 30% hispanic, 2% black,

Reminds me of fucking Heide Simonis after the Volksabstimmung about the grammar reform which was rejected by the people. "Ein schwarzer Tag für Schleswig-Holstein", she called it. Politicians have long lost their idea of representing the will of the people, they are just imagining themselves as the leader of people and the people have to follow whatever the leaders decide. Those fuckers are not different from dictators, they are simply regretting not having that much power.

*teleportiert sich hinter dich*
Ja

>Just went to the train station
>Two Arabs give out flyers campaigning for the Sozialistische Einheitspartei (“socialist unity party“)
Really jingles my pringles

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Are you American?

Well they are throwing their vote away, that's a good thing.

Nah 100% german and white

The site is just shit

One less vote for the Greens

He's paying the toll everyday when getting beaten up by his wife for whata pathetic loser he is. Maybe that's why he always appears to be angry/emasculated in public

Wtf I hate Hecke now

Barely any and half of them are ethnically German

We should support these tiny meme parties, splits the linksgrüne vote.

>mfw Europe is now in multicultural mode.

That's what DIE PARTEI is for. They're our election's Harambe.

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The Greens were the party to receive the least votes from people with migratory background in the Berlin state election last year. Even foreigners refute their cosmopolitan and BUNT policy

how about a real DNA ancestry test, you might find out you are actually half Jew half Slav

why do you fucking idiots keep including that picture of Muslims burning the Swedish flag, it's fucking Malaysia, not Sweden.

That one is really good.

What, no way. Next you tell me Barbara Spectre never rode this unicycle! Have I been tricked?!

Possible with me, my mom still inherited a polish name, but i fear that polish side might be only a 1/10, my father however claimed that his ancestry might be somewhere near rome.

I am however a pasty white dark-grayblue eyed red-head.

OY GEVALT

ThisI'm not even mad when I hearMalte-Sören and Anna-Sophie say they're going to vote DIE PARTEI because that means they're effectively removing themselves from the voters pool

80% CDU/CSU

>Migrationshintergrundmensch's face when a party promotes German culture near them

Did you see the Hispanics/Mestizos scream at Nancy Pelosi? Same is going to happen here as fronts harden. Mussies are going to form their own parties, Nationalists will form up, the cucks will be hated by everyone.

Oh these silly recent mongrels from Kazakhstan

All ethnic Germans are 100% Northwestern Europeans bar part jewish scum Hitler allowed to sneak in

Where's that mystery meat from?

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aachener-zeitung.de/lokales/region/silvester-2017-experten-rechnen-wieder-mit-anreise-grosser-maennergruppen-1.1720991

Who's going to Cologne for NYE?

>be Adorno
>conjure up post-modernistic nihilism to end muh patriarchy
>it works, people stop giving a shit
>mfw people internalize my meme religion so far up their asses that they stop caring about post-modernism

IIRC, it was a Youtube video on some channel called "Zoomin TV" or similar, in a series of presenting the parties.

youtube.com/watch?v=-xdvwCU36pI

>The Shy Voter
>An army of millions

>the autism
That won't make effect on Germans

welt.de/regionales/hamburg/article168884127/Ploetzlich-war-sie-von-fuenf-Maennern-umringt.html

NEW GANGRAPE IS HAMBURG!
GANG RAPE!
GANG RAPE!

The ride has just begun. The real fun is yet to come

Wenn die afd nicht 12% bekommt verliere ich 150€

>Living in Hamburg
She had it coming

To be fair reintroducing the Mark is actually dumb as fuck

Wenn die AfD nicht wenigstens 12% bekommen verlieren wir unser Land.

Don't worry.
What's on the other side of the bet?

dann hast du wahrscheinlich Pech gehabt

How bad is the ficki ficki at the Oktoberfest?