What are some of the most ebaressing military defeats of all time?

What are some of the most ebaressing military defeats of all time?

>Emu Reich toppled the Australian continent
>Soviets lined up all there tanks on a boarder to try and show power, only to get bombed by a couple of planes
>Irish literally on the edge of extintion due to the absence of a potato

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Zanzibar_War
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Negro_Fort
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cromwellian_conquest_of_Ireland
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
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Don't see how some potato niggers starving is considered a military defeat.

>due to the absence of a potato
Brits out. Up the ra

British blockade? I'm not even a potato nigger but fuck you

If another contry was trying to take my potato and I didn't pick up arms and instead starved to death I'd consider it a military defeat

>Be newly formed US Army
>Get SCALP'D by a few guys wielding bows and tomahawks.

Thus starts the long and sad legacy of Americans losing to peasants and savages.

What year was that? Also agree, im sure one pesant farmer with a SKS could take out the US government

>Be sneaky Dutch, about to ally with Napoleon against Based Britain.
>Get ANGLO'D.

>Brigadier General Harmar had one objective in the fall of 1790: destroy Indian towns centered at the junction of the Maumee River with the St. Mary’s and St. Joseph rivers conjoining.

They failed.

>195 children killed

Stay classy, anglo.

Technically it wasn't a military sooo...

>195 children "lost"

God I miss the empire

>Euro-Peons attempt to retake Gibraltar
>Swept aside by the Resourceful Anglo.

Vietnam?
Only if you DIDN't own defence contractor stocks and shares.

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Lost children?
>Did you check my Yacht?

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Laugh all you want, bongboy. You clearly have never faced an emu in combat.

Also - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Zanzibar_War

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Negro_Fort

Checked range with 5 rounds, and the very first hot shot round fired hit the powder magazine, killed/wounded all occupants

Deadliest single cannon shot in US history. Get btfo negros

Obviously the yanks lost Vietnam, but they scorched the earth and horribly fucked up the people and the contry

Going 12 rounds and losing on points wouldn't be embarrassing

WE BURNED DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE
WATCH OUT BURGERS, WE'LL BRING ANOTHER DAY OF THE GRILL

they DID pick up arms and they were slaughtered because they were matched against the british military.

vietnam, iraq, afghanistan, north korea

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>DAY OF THE GRILL

lmao

>DAY OF THE GRILL

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cromwellian_conquest_of_Ireland

The British Empire lost to a colony

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage

oklahoma city pretty embarrassing too, feds got their asses kicked.
bundy standoff lotsa lulz
2016 election, illuminati got their asses handed to them by a twitter troll

>WE BURNT DOWN DA WHITE HOUSE N SHIT
The British did that, you fucking syrupnigger.

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Japanese invasion of Singapore my ass

We set the conolys free, no one took them, I bet they wish they were still under British rule

PAELLA'D

Never happened, and any proof you provide is obviously fabricated

>"DAY OF THE GRILL"
And a new meme is born!

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It probably was an inside job anyway

>puts the American Independence under a rug

The defeat of the Anglo Saxons in England by the Normans. England was conquered in a day.

British hate started from a fuckin potato
>mfw

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And now those injuns rule over us all

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So they not only lost politically, objectively, economically (save for defence contractors) and

>Going 12 rounds and losing on points wouldn't be embarrassing

Against peasant rice farmers? Surely the David Vs Goliath irony wouldn't be lost on them.

They lost morally. The ABSOLUTE STATE
Next:

Afghanistan? 16 years and still being BTFO.

obviously the biggest military defeat of the 20th century.

>Be Mexico
>Lose to the people you let into your country

>implying the US lost the Korean War
wew lad

>Be Britbong
>Talks about Irish losing

You are aware that the Republic of Ireland defeated Britain, and worse still the PIRA defeated you in Northern Ireland?

How cucked does a country have to be free all the IRA members so as to beg them for peace.

Britain, an embarrassment to the Imperial powers.

Britain IS the imperial power josé

The most embarrassing military defeat has to be the Japanese crushing you in Singapore.

Total Anglo defeat.

>Be spanish
>think opinion even counts

>Be British
>Still believes in empire meme
>Begs terrorists for peace processes
>Thinks any other Nation should take them seriously.

You've still got Morris dancing though, lad.

Austrians eternally BTFO by random fucking gypsies

>implying the korean war is over
wew lad

The UK is falling apart and meanwhile Ireland is becoming more prosperous by the day.

>ITT: softskinned brits post wikipedia screenshots from historical battles that their own ancestors didnt even take part in because weakling stock

The only battle you Irish have been in is a gypsy fight outside your caravan home over half a potato

you literally make a thread 70% about ireland and the irish, calm your obsession, or will you start having fantasies about the irish electrician across the road like your mum does aswell?

Everything that has ever happened to france after napoleon was no longer their leader.
That and when the mexishits BTFO of the french as well.

> Forgetting their defeats
>Irish War of Independence
>The Troubles , resulting in IRA prisoners being freed

Thought we'd been over this BritBong. You're embarrassing yourself.

this one makes me laugh every time

just a reminder it's like the 80s again, paddy is coming back to the UK to take all of your jobs, AND your women!

how embarrassing

Samefag

THEM RATIOS

really kraut

Nobody took their potatoes, their potatoes were killed by a blight. I mean if the potato famine was a military defeat so was the bubonic plague.

JUST...

>French still surrender
Pottery

The emu are fucking flightless, how the fuck did straya manage to lose that war soo miserably?

>Germany