Hypnobeam

Let us discuss the spiral anomaly over Norway that happened December 9, 2009.

The official explaination from wikipedia:

On 10 December 2009, the Russia Ministry of Defence suggested an explanation, stating that a Bulava missile test had failed. According to a spokesman, "The missile's first two stages worked as normal, but there was a technical malfunction at the next third stage of the trajectory." Russian defence analyst Pavel Felgenhauer stated to AFP that "such lights and clouds appear from time to time when a missile fails in the upper layers of the atmosphere and have been reported before ... At least this failed test made some nice fireworks for the Norwegians." Prior to the Russian statement, Jonathan McDowell, an astrophysicist at the Harvard–Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics, had already suggested that the unusual light display occurred when the missile's third stage nozzle was damaged, causing the exhaust to come out sideways and sending the missile into a spin.

Other urls found in this thread:

public.web.cern.ch/public/features-archive/0909-0912.html
youtube.com/watch?v=VkH0oycG1BQ
npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/21/494879633/chinas-heavenly-palace-space-lab-is-going-to-fall-back-to-earth
unvis.it/npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/21/494879633/chinas-heavenly-palace-space-lab-is-going-to-fall-back-to-earth
beyondhorizons.eu/2016/08/03/pic-de-finestrelles-pic-gaspard-ecrins-443-km/
indiancountrymedianetwork.com/history/events/apocalypse-prophecies-native-end-of-the-world-teachings/
m.disclose.tv/news/prophecy_hopi_indians_warned_america_for_year_and_yet_nobody_listens_to_them/136339
m.youtube.com/watch?v=aPGlxq1z4zU
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

bump for interest, I have nothing to add though :(.
got anything else on it OP?

That shit was not a missile. How do you explain the expanding patch of darkness?

it's inside a cloud

Project bluebeam test run maybe?

There is the curious coincidence what lays in the path of the beam in the webm It's filmed from Tromso. Mountain you see a little bit of at 0:40 is called Tromsdalstinden. Can you figure it out?

I saw it back when it happened. It was no clouds. The expanding path of darkness was mind blowing.

Are you stupid? All the light patch area around the spiral was the fuel being gassed out and spreading, once the fuel in the missile ran out it could no longer leak out thus the remaining fuel around the rocket continued to spread out due to momentum leaving behind empty space/upper atmosphere which doesn't reflect sunlight over the horizon thus looking like an expanding black patch while in reality it was just the surrounding gas escaping.

I remember CERN testing the LHC in the same week, I thought it was a stargate
I'm still disappointed.
public.web.cern.ch/public/features-archive/0909-0912.html

>Are you stupid

this is Sup Forums
the answers yes

ALIENS!!

dont worry about what it is, worry about what it let in

schizo thread, reported for not being politics related. Take your larp or random babbling to /x/

>>/x/

i meant

It's a rocket, shit for brains

30 seconds of googling will show you this is well known and not some retarded /x/ conspiracy

I don't know about you guys, but that spiraling is making me really sleepy, lets just sleep it off

Just looking at the video I was thinking, that's a missile illuminating it's exhaust plume.

Then I read the quote from wiki.

obviously looks like the light from a powerful spotlight with a rotating pattern mounted on it. Is that where the local casino is?
This one is actually one of the most fucked up vids I've ever seen. I really can't explain this one.

GRIFIIIIITH

red circle is where filmed

blue line very aprox path

It's not a fucking rocket you tardomatron. It's a spotlight.

it's literally just a rocket spiraling out of control in the upper atmosphere

Whether it is what it is or whether it isn't, this is pure nostalgia to me.

Cant' believe its been so long.

It came toward the city until it stopped and just kept spinning at one point in the sky as you can see in webm

Idiot it was not nearly that close it was most likely a couple hundred km away in the upper atmosphere/space.

People who cannot wrap their heads around these videos must be idiots.

Rockets use fuel, in this case liquid fuel under pressure. What happens if a pressurised canister gets a leak? The contents start coming out with great force. If the leak was anywhere other than at the center of mass of the rocket it would make it spin, spewing the fuel out in a spiral.

What happens to liquids in a low pressure environment? Yes it turns into a gas that expands rapidly until it reaches equilibrium with its surroundings. In vacuum it will just keep expanding forever pretty much. A rocket that is that high up can be hit by sunlight behind the horizon even if it is nighttime, that is why it looks like it's illuminated, the fuel/gas cloud is quickly moving away from the spinning rocket due to momentum and is back lit by the sun beyond the horizon. Then fuel runs out and no more fuel/gas is let out, the residual gas keeps expanding outwards leaving behind the ordinary dark night sky.

older you get, the faster everything goes. Enjoy life while you can.

I saw it live, and it was not 100 km away up in the sky. Whatever you have been told is bullshit

It's not coming towards the city it's going up in an angle parallel to the coastline quite far away. The expanding gas cloud makes an illusion of it growing bigger which you assume means it's coming closer, which is false.

if you cant dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with bullshit.

you fit squarely into the latter category.

I BET THE JEWS DID THIS

Didn't this date mark Obama's visi to Norway?

It was a russian missile you retarded chimp.

You cannot trust your eyes when it comes to scales this large. Our brains literally have never evolved to perceive things at this scale. The spiral cloud was probably over a hundred kilometer across and at such a distance that your eyes literally cannot perceive any parallax thus have any depth perception. It sour mind playing tricks on you. When have you ever witnessed anything that's 100 kilometers across and expanding rapidly at hypersonic speeds. You have no reference for shit like this and thus you are confused because you are a low IQ simpleton.

>Are you stupid?
they absolutely are.

No dog. It's not like that, the shape is crisp. And NOT taking place in the higher atmosphere where it escaped the shadow of the Earth, to be seen. It was low atmosphere. The effect of your comparison is not achieved and inconsistent.

baka, you are a real retard arent you? do you have downs syndrome or some other form of retardation?

have you been diagnosed as a retard, or are you still pretending you have a normally functioning brain?

watching ths it looks crazy. why would a rocket be so perfect at fucking up? it wouldn't. this is some other shit. the white spiral turns into a blue spiral? it's surreal

I know what i saw and it come up from behind the mouontains in the exact path where the HAARP antennas are located. EXACT.

Speaking of strange lights north of Pasadena today at around 4am? It looked like flashing or some sort of big transformer explosion but it is in the mountain.

Electromagnetic projection using a pancake coil and Tesla coil. Very dangerous could have caused an air burst when the normal magnetic fields realigned.

You know it manages to look very fucking different between these two perspectives. Equally unusual.

This was a real event that was witnessed by thousands of people, and it is worth discussing. Now fuck off.

Condensation in upper atmosphere? That's water being repelled by the magnetic field in a spiral because water is a diamagnetic.

When is China's lost space crap going to come back down to earth

There is literally nothing to discuss.

this is way more interesting
youtube.com/watch?v=VkH0oycG1BQ

ever see those fireworks called 'jumping jacks'? they have a tiny hole in the side and spin PERFECTLY. this is the exact same mechanics but with pressurized fuel instead of a jet. Its really not hard to understand, and if you are failing to understand you are surely over thinking it. IT is a cylinder filled with pressurized fuel with a hole in the side. The pressure being released causes the cylinder to rotate around its center of mass.

npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/21/494879633/chinas-heavenly-palace-space-lab-is-going-to-fall-back-to-earth

Archive please
unvis.it/npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/09/21/494879633/chinas-heavenly-palace-space-lab-is-going-to-fall-back-to-earth

You are retarded.

Between the two perspectives I'm more confident in my electromagnetic field theory that it was generated by a pancake coil and Tesla coil. Water being diamagnetic substance was pushed away from the field causing it to condense and become visible.

It didn't leave the shadow of the Earth. It wasn't illuminated by the sun. A rocket going into space, leaves the shadow of the Earth and is illuminated by the open space sun, when it reaches altitude. This spiral, was closer than that.

That is very interesting. I would love to hear any explanations being put forward.

Was it really? Those guys have the right amount of power likely to cause a magnetic field strong enough to push water ( a diamagnetic substance).

Do they utilize pancake coils in their antennae?

Dumb shills right on que

It was close.

Everyone can figure out themselves where the beam came from. Just look at where the video is filmed and what lays in the EXACT direction wherre it came from.

Christ m8 maybe. The symptom must match the cause.

Its a failed rocket. Its spiraling out of control. Shooting plasma heated "Ions" or

LOL

nice fake picture retard

We'll just a theory the other guy mentioned HAARP had a facility nearby. They would have the right amount of power of I don't know what their antennas look like.

Tesla did something similar in 1908.

So national peace day declared by FB...on the Hosh oh mow new year?

i bet a lot of things seem mysterious and magical to retards like you.

if its so fake, why is it so commonly reproduced? Leave your house at least once a week for a year before you expect to understand the outside world.

I saw something like that in the 90s over Karelia

I will just leave this here

beyondhorizons.eu/2016/08/03/pic-de-finestrelles-pic-gaspard-ecrins-443-km/

because that ones fake too and it looks like its from a ps1 graphics

I know the Russians also deal in this kind of tech. Is that anywhere near where they have that Tesla coil facility?

>first_launch_Kerbal_Space_Program.webm

The Jews were trying to escape.

Earth: You can check in. But you can never leave!

You cannot tell its origin from the other side of a mountain. If you have any spatial awareness at all, you will know being able to see a shadow from a rocket is ridiculously unlikely. How often do you see shadows of birds? They are flying MUCH closer to you, but for some odd reason you expect to see a shadow from something dozens of miles away? Really, you need to leave your house regularly. Look at the world around you, get out of the city. You are losing your grasp on how objects and light sources interact in 3d space. This is a very bad sign.

its a failed rocket/or ejected rocket stage spewing propellant in the atmosphere reflecting sunlight, looks like a scifi skyhole but its literally just gas

>beam
>that is also blue
>it's a blue-beam

Your deduction skills are phenomenal, we could use your help on the force son.

I don't know.
Karelia is pretty close to Norway.
In my case there was no spiral - but the growing circle around a ball of light was exactly the same - only it was white, not black

this. all these tards implying its something paranormal need to research. kerbal level rocket science here, i dont understand the math behind rocket science, but the broad stroke physics behind it are pretty simple

Yet another NEET who never leaves their house having a difficult time with 3D space. This should be intuitive to you, but since you never leave your house, you can't understand the most basic shit that even people with downs syndrome can figure out.

The height of the observation and the height of the object being observed are the keys to understanding this """"""""mystery"""""""""

Without these two measurements, the picture means nothing. Good job displaying your gullibility to the world.

Its really just a bunch of NEETs who never leave their houses being perplexed by normal everyday shit. Same with flat earth threads.

Hopi Indians 9th prophecy. Blue star, all the others have came true...their religion says blue star will come so the can restart the earth for the 4th time.

bullshit

indiancountrymedianetwork.com/history/events/apocalypse-prophecies-native-end-of-the-world-teachings/

Maybe you should do some research, because it just seems like poor damage control at this point

>the entirety of the earth is at precicely the same elevation
no hills in the spherecuck universe then eh?

m.disclose.tv/news/prophecy_hopi_indians_warned_america_for_year_and_yet_nobody_listens_to_them/136339

see the curve standing at sea level, can't see it at 100 miles in the sky.

bump for this

nothing about that picture is unusual for an observation of a high feature taken from a high vantage point on a spherical planet. You are the one conducting damage control, the damage you are trying to avoid is you leaving your house once in a while. What will you do when your parents aren't there to take care of you anymore? You are gonna be pretty screwed if you don't start getting a grasp on reality quickly. Most people have this normal every day shit figured out by the time they are 10.

>Tromsdalstinden
notice how the shill posts all have the same condescending and sanctimonious tone. "you're a retard" blah blah blah. it's a dead giveaway. It's a transparent tactic that only works on people with a desire to conform (i.e. leftists). Whenever I see them doing this it just makes me more curious. I wouldn't doubt this has to do with HAARP somehow, it's clearly not a rocket.

It's the 4 members of a fighter squadron all turning on their landing lights.

m.disclose.tv/news/prophecy_hopi_indians_warned_america_for_year_and_yet_nobody_listens_to_them/136339

>passing a passionfruit off as an avocado
spherecucks resort to lies to push their globalist agenda

Now you are really grasping. Good fight, I will interpret that string of stupidity you call a post your way of surrendering. You NEETs sure are silly.

Mildly rare

>I have no idea how liquids work.

bullshit

No. It's just that you're literally retarded.

Reagan really shouldn't have defunded the asylum system.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=aPGlxq1z4zU

Hmm it does bring up an interesting point though. I did Google it and looks like it is about like 500 kilometers or so from Moscow where the Tesla coils are. I see there's a hydroelectric dam in the area but almost no other facilities that are googlable for me in English. I would put more money into the idea of water condensation caused by electromagnetic interference.

The fact you are misinterpreting this so poorly is proof you rarely see anything more than a mile away. Leave your house once in a while, maybe even go to the country side. The world won't be such a mystery anymore. What is so precious about being a NEET that you are willing to sacrifice the only life you get to maintain that lifestyle?

I've given all the info to figure out where it came from in this thread so it's no surprise the damage controll shills arrives

Very cool. Thanks loads, my dude.