Brit/pol/ - Sunday Sport edition

>Theresa May to warn tech firms over terror content
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41327816

>Parsons Green bombing: Two more arrested over Tube attack
unv.is/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41332867

>Owen Goes Full Brent
order-order.com/2017/09/19/owen-goes-full-brent/

>Theresa May visits Canada for post-Brexit trade talks
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-41301926

>Theresa May to offer EU £30billion in 'divorce payment'
unvis.it/dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4893874/Theresa-offer-EU-30billion-divorce-payment.html

>Govt to 'put pressure' on technology giants over terror
unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/govt-to-put-pressure-on-technology-giants-over-terror-11038367

>Year of terror: Timeline of ISIS attacks in Great Britain
unvis.it/rt.com/uk/403529-london-attack-tube-parsons

>Brexit fuels smuggling fears on the Irish border
unvis.it/news.sky.com/story/brexit-fuels-smuggling-fears-on-the-irish-border-11041595

>Parsons Green Tube bomb: Police still questioning suspects
unvis.it/bbc.co.uk/news/uk-41302284

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>State of our fucking police lads
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-41347518

>Name a better period in history than la Belle Époque.
Pro-tip you can’t

>Berlin
youtube.com/watch?v=B-m9A8mY-U0
youtube.com/watch?v=-dF1IjU0Njc

>Paris
youtube.com/watch?v=LUlOWmTFbVY
youtube.com/watch?v=8MZGusqwKPo

>London
youtube.com/watch?v=dtRiMS34KxQ

>Vienna
youtube.com/watch?v=qr-uqT5IYSc

Do you think there was a version where he said cock instead of bird and somebody thought, this might backfire?

Who are you quoting?

Yes greentext is for quoting nice one

Ah okay, yeh that's fair. Not really read about it being brought to the West, just assumed it was a Christian missionary faggot desu

Of course it isn't actually just for quoting but you're still using it like a mong.

Day 4 /nofap/

>tfw no friends

>Be me
>Walking to station on the way to work
>Know I've forgotten landyard with ID card
>Get on train anyway as if I go back I'll be late
>Get to work
>Sent fucking back to Birmingham to get it
The person that sent me back knew damn well who I was and probably only did it because of the Leave/remain argument I had with him at the conference

are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay? you're sharing protein you're admiring masculine physique being in the vacinity of other high testosterone males increases your own testosterone eating pussy is gay because you're litterally slurping down estrogen and long term relationships have been proven to lower testosterone. spartans had gay orgies all the time and they were the height of masculinity. you bet they were at least fondling eachothers test producers. all these summer DYEL's piss me off their twinkbodies don't understand, but in time i'm sure they'll get it.

I'm on day 3 and struggling

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anyone got any tips for uni, moving in to halls on saturday and im well scared

Just been looking into my family tree. Have a great grandfather who fought in ww1 in the navy and a great uncle who was a tank gunner or driver in Europe and on D day.

>feeling proud

Anyone else got shit like this?

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using greentext for a statement, bad usage??

kek, that's what you get for being a Triplard

Great uncle died on the first day of the somme
Great grandfather was a tank commander

>does fuck all
>feels proud
Fuck off cuck

You're a bit ahead of me

>2nd year of college

Where did you go?

>stab into the top of my Tesco Chicken in Tomato and Herb Sauce ready meal
>notice the use by date
>15th September

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2 released (was just one earlier)

Join societies, go out all of freshers week, make friends on your course. Then work out of the friends you've made, which ones you like the most, and keep it going with them. Get friends and get them fast.

Don't drink too much, stay away from drugs, don't act like a faggot, do your work

Pls stop posting this munter. Many thanks.

only 6 days ago nothing wrong with it

First time I've been attacked by a fucking trip lord

>go hide again after being doxxed you faggot

Ukip is a shitskin party. One of AfD factions leader quote "we Germans are the only people in the world who have planted a memorial of shame in the heart of their capital" "Germans need to make a 180 degree change in their politics of commemoration." He literally wants to remove NS ban and give full freedom of speech including the incintment of violence and ethnic hatred
>they weren't idiots
This is what niggers actually believe in. You all should be gassed.

Get a crate of beer, have it in your room and whenever anybody new walks past offer them a beer. But don't be autistic about it. It's a good way to meet people and it puts you instantly in the position of power, which is good, you can judge them from there.

Don't worry about it, nothing to be scared about. Everybody there is in the same boat. You'll all be pretty much the same age and it's probably the first time you've all lived away from home. It's a bit weird for the first week but that's what Fresher's is about. Get involved as much as possible.

>mfw they bomb something else and the police do nothing, yet again.

Frozen or fresh? If frozen you're fine, if fresh you're almost still certainly fine

Anyone have the up to date list of namefags trips to filter?

what Uni m80

wait till day 4. I was almost cried with pain.

Here are three random greentexted sentences, a statement that actually works as greentext, a quote, and a mong sentence like the one you did:

>tfw no gf

>using greentext for a statement, bad usage??

>Hello my name is Dave this is how I post now

One of these does not work very well.

Have we reached full weimar republic yet?

keele

Don't hide in your room

Edwardian.

>Ukip is a shitskin party
>it's another edgy asian episode

Just talk to people on the first week, Even just minor stuff...

Everyone is in the same position as you anyway lad

Post however you want. The greentext nazi is just a boring little cunt.

>a literal subhuman nigger can't get that we can't stand his ugly mind in OUR nations

Fuck you my Nan died today I can be as picky as I want.

what the fuck is that what pigs look like in england?

Granddad at D day

His brother killed when his corvette was sunk by a U boat in the battle of the Atlantic

Great granddad in the trenches Somme and later re enlisted as ground crew for a Mosquito squadron in WW2 and also his brother fought in the far east against the Nips

A good few others in Korea and Kenya fighting Mau Mau

All but one of my great grandfathers were in reserved occupations, one was a policeman, one was a printer and don't know about the other one

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That's a Woman you rude fuck!

Haha. Ur nan died. And you are being taken over by mudslimes

Just found out they are sticking flouride in my freakin' water!

£70 quid wasted on a filter!

Still it could be worse, we could have JUSTin Cuckdeau ruling us.

God what a state.. STATE!

Bullying someone (And hiding behind a false flag) is a reflection of how much you really hate yourself.

If this was the sign you were looking for, it's time to kill yourself

>it's another cope baits forigners to shit up the thread episode

At least we have quality politicians like the #CableCar rather than faggots like Castro's bastard son.

Anyone know tonight's QT lineup?

Yeah the one with the fucking question at the end niggers

Have a pat senpai

>He hasn't stocked up on super male vitality or Alex filters
HAH HAHAHAHA! Enjoy your new tits.

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What's the point we all get reborn anyways.

wtf I HATE using greentext to quote now???

are kwazzer is on

ta

>quality politicians

can i have one

Fucking really. That is the best you can do? Enjoy your daily terrorist attacks.

>What's the point we all get reborn anyways.
fuck of pajeet

>Nigger
>Faggot
>Faggot
>Faggot
>Paki
Britain is a fucking state desu

Who /enrichinggreatermanchester/ here?

Don't call Vince a faggot.

Sure thing senpai

Super power 2020

Back to the Dignitas clinic Vince.

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Enjoy your coolie status when the Chinks take over.It will make our paki rape gang look modest in comparison.

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it'll be a fun watch desu
>two Thatcherite darkies vs libdem nutter vs guardianista
going to be shit slinging from all directions

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>this 70 year old women
>THE AFD SPEAKS LIKE NAZIS
>70 years old
>born in 1947
>I REMEMBER THE NAZIS

>German TV at the moment

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>talk to a girl on Tinder
>she sends me paragraph messages
>ask for her number arrange to meet up
>"okay!! :) x"
>date night
>she's not there
>she doesn't respond to my messages

Thots, I just can't understand them.

Thank you based user

germany seems weird,
Being like the nazis is massive nono but a ethno party has 15% and treated seriously

>>>/gassedbymussolini/

>russian
>posting about kraut tv
>in brit/pol/

You just got tricked by the tricky trickster.

slightly updated

Britain is multicultural now
deal with it

>massive nono
Kek they stated the flood because they realized that half of the country in East and the South bellies that Hitler did nothing wrong. They know that they are running against the time. Even CDU back in the CDU run commercials with Turks, greeks and balkaniggets saying "beware of foreign infiltration"
Kraut diaspora with passion for Anglo cousins

Another pearl


>SPD ads in turkish
>"ohhhh, that's so tolerant and diverse! Democracy is for everyone!"

>AfD ad in russian
>"Wtf, why are you pro-putin you fucking bigots, I thought you hate foreigners!"

Is that you Owen Jones?

>firearms officer
>carrying out a "welfare check" on an occupant

Probably making sure none of the local white dads had found the Muslim rape dungeon

CDU back in the 90s

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A bingo is a row or column you fucking retard. Delete your fake trip

Stop impersonating Rimmer first, you're terrible at it.

>reading The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris
>"I'll have to think about it. Now please excuse me. Good-bye, Officer Starling."
>"And the study?"
>"A census taker tried to quantify me once. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone. Go back to school, little Starling."

>I ate his liver with some fava beans and a big Amarone

WHAT THE FUCK