Why do people like cowtits? They're disgusting

Why do people like cowtits? They're disgusting.

Why do people like flat chest? They're disgusting.

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I don't.

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something something evolution

Breasts are signs that a girl is well fed and bursting with feminine hormones.
Not liking large breasts is like saying you don't like ripened women. It's the difference between waiting for the apple to be ripe, sweet, and juicy, and eating an apple when it's sour, bitter, and small.
Granted, small boobs not flatties, small are fine too, so long as the rest of the girl looks like she's of proper age.

The only people who hate on big titties are flat girls who are jealous, not surprised by this since there are actually quite a few girls on Sup Forums.

kill yourself

I don't prefer them.

I think you're right user, just look at

Best.

I wanna drink galko milk!

>Soft pillowy mounds vs a sheet of plywood

Hard decision there

Aika is best

Flat is justice user. So you hate justice?

just cant compete

>tfw induced lactation on gf
Were all gonna make it, brah

They're delicious.

Westside

>cowtits

They look even worse when the girl is naked. Anything above B cup is ugly. A cup and flat are best.

Chifusa is the greatest waifu ever and she has cowtits. Therefore, cowtits are the best.

How do I impress Marseille so that she breeds with me?

Best size, pic related

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Why are there so many homosexuals on Sup Forums right now?

Small breasts look completely unappealing. They need to have a decent size.

Breasts are a miracle of the universe in all shapes and sizes.

>Actually wanting a chick to have a mans chest
>Not wanting to dump your face in your waifu's big breasts after a long day

>Normalfag: the post
Cowtits are literally a thing of the 21st century. Go look at porn from any pre-90s era and you'll be lucky to find any sets of honkers bigger than a D.

>now
How fucking new are you?

HOPES

AND

DREAMS

Hello sumerian.

How is your mother guys?

Freud pls, I'd rather fuck my neesans then my mother if you want to misconstrue oedipus complexes.

I don't get it.

Is it weird that I am not sexually attracted to my own mother at all, but really want to date an older woman that I could call mommy and get breastfed from? Like I've wanted to do this since I was a teenager, mostly with my teacher who I had a crush on.

Sup Forums always loved loli faggot.

>oh no he called me a newfag better call me a summerfag!
DFCvsCowtits has always been prevelant on Sup Forums please lurk moar.

Only true justice is strength. Strength comes from a body which comes from good nurturing which comes from mother's milk.

Ergo big breasts > small breasts

I agree with this user.
The breasts are the most beautiful part of any woman's body, no matter what size.

Its a natural biological instinct in men to want to have an older woman to nurture them.

During most of history the ideal was also a girl that we'd call fat now that was a bit chubby because she was well fed and better at birthing children. Larger breasts would be a part of that higher fat content.
The 1900s were different because of changing images. Girls didn't need to be chubby and have a half dozen kids so people became obsessed with skinny.
And now things are returning back to their "Softer girls" roots.

I'd cover those burgers with my special sauce if you know what I'm saying.

>Cowtits are literally a thing of the 21st century
which we have been in for 16.5 years now you fucking nigger
also that is blatantly wrong, just look at ancient greek statues and pin-up art

sorry the 2.5D by the way but i had to prove you wrong with an image

You are trying way too hard.

Whip it out right in front of her face and tell her it's doing down right now like a real man would.

>freud only counts when it is people who prefer big breasts

nice try fag

clearly some one was not nurtured properly during the anal stage of development

I swear to god the thumbnail looked liked two innocent burgers.

You are on Sup Forums, so it's likely impossible.

From what i gathered lads, you are subconsciously attracted to women that physically resemble your mothers or i have motherly attributes un general.
It doesn't mean you want to fuck really want to fuck your mother.
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How is your little brother user?

>be me
>in fight
>have cow tits
>do a spinning kick
>one breast tears off and i start bleeding really badly
>the other flips up and hits me on the chin
>knocked out on the floor before i even kick my enemy

flat is justice

little kids like cowtits
men preffer DFC

Crai moar babby

He is 15 year old freak with a full beard already.

Best oppai are big oppai.

that's not how breasts fucking work, even without a sports bra
>be athletic girl in fight
>have cowtits
>wear the fucking sports bra so what you describe doesn't happen
>beat the skeletor little boy with strength

my mother is flat chested though and I love big tits.

>art
I was talking about actual women. I know, 3DPD and all that, but the basis for 2D has to come from somewhere. Big-breasted women were a rare fantasy back then, and they're only a common reality now courtesy of science.

From lurking these past years it seems there are more cowtitt lovers than lolifags here.

Probably some people don't even like loli's or the mods just get rid of the loli threads a lot.

Size doesn't matter

BINGO, faggot mods delete post/pics of loli.
I have had a bunch of loli pics deleted, even when they are fully clothed.

>faggot

Why such aggression?
You seem to have a strong fixation with anal also.

There are loli threads every day. You should lurk moar.

>Big-breasted women were a rare fantasy back then
And they were the desired fantasy, hence why girls were drawn with big tits. Because that's what people wanted because it meant you had a girl that wasn't starving for food.
It started to become really common with the advent on the middle class.
>the basis for 2D has to come from somewhere
The basis on all art is the fantasy of the people. People have always wanted fuller, softer, more fertile women and art has always reflected that, save the weird hiccup that was the 1900s. Not landwhales, mind you, but definitely fed women.

Flat is justice.

Good taste

ded

He said "right now", not "now". Get some reading comprehension before trying so fucking hard to fit in.

>>art
>I was talking about actual women
holy shit, this proves that disgusting flat chest fags like 3DPD

only based american soldiers who worship cowtits confirmed for 2D superiority

it wasn't even all of the 20th century, just a few fags from 1900-1930

but America came in and showed the whole world the light of Big Breasts, dropping bombs on all the flatchestfags

Then they get deleted.

There are more cowtitt threads than they are loli ones and hardly ever get pruned.

That is a with though. Even an "small" breast can produce enough milk for a baby and the fat layers around the mammary glands don't increase the milk production.

Also a healthy fit mother produces better milk than an overweight mother.

Ironically Naruto, of all series, had good example of why cow tits are awesome in a fight when Tsunade got stabbed in what the guy thought was her heart but was actually just breast tissue.

Cow tits are like emergency air bags that you have permanently attached to you.

>american soldiers

Not him but you come across as autistic.
Also cowtits ruin the beauty of the female anatomy and tend to look like fake tits in most anime.

I like huge tits it means the character is healthy!

>not respecting both

Same as me. I have 0 sexual attraction to my own mother but I have huge mother fetish, love older and generally mother-like women, mostly fap to mother-son incest hentai and stuff like that.

it's too late to say anything more, you already admitted to taking 3DPD into account

developed, aka large breasts are a part of the beauty of a female, and without them the female looks incomplete

Exactly this.
But to be fair you can't expect much from a buch of neckbeards who the last time they talk to a girl was middle elementary school.

True, but larger breasts don't immediately mean a girl is healthy so much as it means she's richer in estrogen, the female growth hormone. That, mixed with a little bit of fat is what creates a healthy girl that produces the best milk.

A flat girl would be able to produce milk, but a flat girl is probably lacking the necessary fat to be healthy, and has low estrogen as a result of that lack in nutrients, making the milk quality drop.

I said i wasnt him you idiot.Also that's just your opinion.

>and tend to look like fake tits in most anime.
Screw you hentai/anime is like the only medium where gigantic FFF or whatever tits actually look amazing. Have you seen super endowed RL models? They're all fat cows or ugly as fuck, you can't have something like pic related outside of anime.

My sisters have huge tits and I love huge tits.

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This. I don't understand how this board is so divided. All sizes are great.

you seem to be projecting your anal fixation unto,and at the same time trying you rationalize your negative schema toward large breasted women.Stop derailing the matter at hand by thinking the word faggot is aggression on Sup Forums.Now you environment before you start making such rash choices and accusations

My aunt is almost flatchested and she produced more than enough milk for my cousin.
Of course if she had a bigger chest, i'm sure she would produce even more.

RIP in pieces user

Stop rationalizing your oppai love from your family, anons.

because they amazing for hugs and make the best milk for babys

flat chest women are defected women that produces shitty genes and weak children

This isn't a tomboys thread.

Fuck off.

It doesn't matter. There are always faggots on Sup Forums suck my cock dude.

Are most oppai lovers neesanfags too?

Tfw gf is E cup, athletic and likes to wrestle so I can dominate her while she struggles.

Living the dream.

>this proves that disgusting flat chest fags like 3DPD

You were saying?

>Literally the only people in this thread that are correct.
Sup Forums has always been shit, i know, but god damn. You people need to open your eyes and see that no matter what amount of volume they have on their chest they still deserve lovin in equal parts.

>E cup
Weak-ass titty game

>Stop derailing the matter at hand by thinking the word faggot is aggression on Sup Forums

I don't consider ''faggot" agressive.
I was referring to your comment which implied i was a faggot.Also you were the one who needlessly brought up anal.

>trying you rationalize your negative schema toward large breasted women

I just stated my harmless and purposely exaggerated opinion just for the fun of discussion.
You are such an autist that you considered my comment as hateful towards big breasted women when it was simply not.

E cup bust means nothing without knowing "gf" stature.