Time for the cultural festival, Sup Forums! Should our class do a haunted house or a maid cafe?

Time for the cultural festival, Sup Forums! Should our class do a haunted house or a maid cafe?

OBAKEYASHIKI

Why don't we do a takoyaki stand?

Survival game with water guns.

Lesbian Strip Mahjong Tournament

Planetarium, with a gimmicky 'shooting star' for people to make a wish on.

Fortune telling.

Both of those ideas are trash and over done. We should host an interactive bomb testing class!

>maid cafe
>fat neckbeards in moe maid outfits
>speaking in broken nip that makes nails on an chalkboard sound like Mozart
>can only prepare basic shit like eggs
>the customers have no choice but to eat it all

P-pass.

And swimsuits.

Haunted maid cafe

>fat neckbeards
Speak for yourself faggot.

Also let's make it a neko maid cafe

>Lesbian Strip Mahjong Tournament
I'm feeling it!

Group date cafe.

>fat neckbeards
But we're all little girls here, and little girls can't have beards c-can they?

An imouto center.
Guests are given dresses and then they can pretend to be the little sisters of any class member on duty.
Possible activities with their bigger siblings include eating cake, taking a walk in the parkwhile handholding, cuddling under the blankets, visiting other classes during the cultural festival or just lazying around and chatting idly.
At the end of the day they get a fake family register to remember the day by.

Why not a real star?

Cultural festivals are for losers.

We should have a karaoke bar where all the songs come from Shakugan no Shana or Index.

Non transparent smugs are for losers.

Why not a multicultural festival?

Why would the guests dress up as little girls. We should obviously have real imoutos for each guest. Where is head patting on that list of activities? You've got to take this seriously user.

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>Why would the guests dress up as little girls.
Why wouldn't they?
But I guess we could also offer some imoutos for people who'd prefer to be the oniichan.

>Where is head patting on that list of activities?
They'll have to pay extra for that. It's on the secret menu.

Lets do a trap brothel

Hostess Club with traps

>c-can they?
Dwalves can.

but user head pats are a secret to everybody. Meanwhile what kind of imouto would charge her onii-chan to pat her head?

NO BULLY

Let's build a trebuchet!

This would actually be pretty cool. Someone in Akiba should get on that