It was Clinton's first late-night appearance since her November defeat by Donald Trump. She sat down with Colbert to explore what happened, how to prevent it from happening again and what exactly Colbert had in mind for his alt-universe election night special.
Promoting her new book, "What Happened," Clinton and Colbert talked of many things. Like how young, white "Bernie Bros" wish she would just go away.
"Well, you know, if they'd take up a collection and somewhere really nice, I might consider it," Clinton joked about her detractors, before clarifying: "I am not going anywhere," which elicited raucous and extended audience applause.
While sipping Chardonnay and chatting, Colbert offered Clinton an envelope full of his Hillary victory jokes, unused on election night.
"I wish we could have told those jokes," Colbert said. "I wish you were our president."
The Democratic party will be dead in a few years. They can't recover from this act of stupidity.
Jordan Walker
>The absolute state of the left
Jackson Morgan
I really hope she does stick around, if she's still one of the main faces of the democratic party in 2018 and 2020 they're going to be so fucked
Alexander Ward
Not that I support her (I think we need to lock her up) but I kinda wish I could see what things would be like with Hillary being president. In spite of the exaggerations that typically get spread here, I find that America would most likely be better off and more respected on the world stage. I also find that she'd probably be able to find a more calculated solution for North Korea considering her time as Secretary of State. Also I'm all around sick of the chaos and lies being peddled by the Trump administration that do nothing but undermine our country in the eyes of other world leaders.
Julian Turner
she's going insane LOL listen to that OMG!!!!
Nicholas Bennett
GOOD
By 2020 I'll be out salt from the 2016 election
Andrew Hernandez
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David Harris
I am too fellow Sup Forumsite! Deus vault!
Brody Rodriguez
Kill the mainstream you kill the (((elites)))
Quit supporting mainstream anything
Angel Carter
She would have been like Obama but even more ineffective. Nothing would have been done with NK just more kicking the can down the road.
David Morgan
good shit mang
Zachary Myers
This! 110%
Eli Carter
>Colbert is an insufferable liberal twat now, can only laugh at memes about him and ice cream >10 years ago, I could enjoy some of his stuff even if I didn't agree with all of it Is this a side effect from the redpills, or is all their circle-jerking making them un-relatable hacks?
Jayden Howard
I got an idea. Kys and find out in an alternate universe.
Alexander Clark
>I am not going anywhere
Would've been funny if she died a day after uttering that phrase.
Thomas Peterson
>hate trump because he said pussy >but clinton a terrible human being >not championing someone else to beat trump - and start today trump won't even have to try in 2020 will he?
Jace King
or collapses on the curb trying to get into a vehicle
Owen Bailey
good god. i forced myself to watch this just because you should be able to listen to your opponent. it's 50% her blaming "The Russians" and Putin. who fucking buys this???? "ALSO IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE I'M A WOMAN LOL! AND MANSPREADING!" holy shit how out of touch can you be
Thomas Hall
God this image is so perfect, two chardonnay sipping liberal elites spiting the American public on live television and openly musing about their superior will. Beautiful, Hillary is the gift that keeps on giving.
Blake White
No, they've definitely changed and are turning off more people than ever. Before they used to be subversive, like NPR style subversion. Now, with everything speeding up and their loss of power only quickening, it's forced them out in the open. When these satanic liberals stop doubling down on every single thing and turn around, they're going to realize that fucking little kids and polarizing the country into far left and a much more militaristic far right was a bad idea.
Carson Bennett
>sociopath kamikazes the entire Democratic Party to satisfy her lust for power
I have no problem with this disease festering for a little while longer.
Juan Johnson
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Lucas Reyes
The later. In the data of the Colbert report and when Stewart was at the helm they were way funnier and would poke fun at all sides, mostly Republicans but they would still go after Democrats. After they left it's become nothing but bash the GOP 24/7 forever and people are getting sick of it.
Ethan Fisher
Fuck this bitch. Literally the only reason Sanders isn't POTUS
Lucas Kelly
I can't be arsed to watch because I hate that bitch. But did she actually try to blame Putin for inventing 'manspreading'? I saw someone say that elsewhere.
If so... guys, Putin invented the cock and balls. We should start a shrine.
That is really the epitome of "muh Russia!" if true.
Luis Moore
>It's the Russian's fault that I lost >Putin was manspreading in front of me >He doesn't like me because I'm a woman
Here we fucking go again
Elijah King
Libs are so brainwashed by the media it's just sad
Tyler Perry
Nah Colbert went to shit. He stopped being a comedian and started caring more about punditry, which is why every comedy news show is terrible nowadays.
Ryan Fisher
So are they going to try running her again in 2020 and lose again?
Joshua Lewis
honestly watching embarrassing shit like this makes me feel like it's all 5D chess, because no matter how hard trump might fuck his dwindling base, i will still always be thankful that it's him in office and not an old woman who unironically considers manspreading to be a thing
Levi Ward
>Well, you know, if they'd take up a collection and somewhere really nice, I might consider it Probably some truth to this. Don't the Clintons have their hands in a Swedish lottery cookie jar? Just sayin' if there's a buck to be made the Clintons will make it.
Chase Moore
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Owen Mitchell
it's absolutely the latter, i can still look back at his old shtick and find it funny. i always liked how he would ironically claim that the cold war never ended, fucking look at him now, THAT'S real irony.
Lucas Green
God I hope so
Daniel Gonzalez
Everyone is brainwahsed, just in different ways and to greater and lesser extents. I doubt any of us are truly conscience given how much our minds and subconscious has been fucked with...
Levi Price
Syria would've escalated into full on war
they would have used the russia conspiracy in regards to the elections as a completely manufactured pretext to economically attack russia, possibly even organizing for military action
ukraine would've received more armaments
basically we'd either be in the middle of WW3, about to enter WW3, or WW3 is already over and half the planet is dead
Carter Diaz
Did she pretend that she was taking a drink, and spit a giant disgusting green loogie into that wine glass?
Luis Barnes
She would have delivered the nukes to Kim personally for 3 suitcases full of cash.
Joshua Perez
>mfw all of this I'm not even mad. It's amusing. The only thing more amazing how HORRIBLE she is that the mainstream left absolutely refuses to distance themselves from her. They're opting to egg her on and even slaughtering the Bernie populism that is basically their only chance of being somewhat successful! My god it would be like if Republicans just tried ramming how awesome Bush was and trying to sell Jeb as "hey he's another Bush! We need more Bushes!" I absolutely can't wait for the next election cycle where they try to run another absolutely shit candidate, suppress their populist movement, and lose to the Don.
Anthony Johnson
Her losing to that fraudulent pinko kike would have been absolutely fucking hilarious. That senile fuck, along with all of his faggots followers, would have been absolutely obliterated in the GE.
Jackson Moore
Libshits networks are naked and shameless.
Brandon Young
...going to costco
I have a more interesting life and I am unemployed.
Aiden Scott
Mfw i actually felt a little sympathy for her at inauguration day. She seemed to sit so gracefully there even in that defeat.
And then she goes back to bein the vile lizard psychopath that she is despising regular people and lacking self awareness.
Fuck this witch.
Robert Butler
This guy looks like that Hunger Games tv host.
Ryan Price
>they would have used the russia conspiracy in regards to the elections as a completely manufactured pretext to economically attack russia, possibly even organizing for military action
this is what i'm thinking, the whole russian narrative was calculated from the start. i was a firm believer that all the fearmongering over WW3 was just politicking, but looking at it now, it's pretty fucking transparent how they were blatantly preparing for conflict with russia.
Grayson Rivera
Wouldn't it be funny if she lost again in 2020?
Robert Martin
Kek has spoken thus. Also
Aiden Sanders
>The politician that whines about manspreading and cartoon frogs lost It's just so confusing man. I need to buy that book because I just can't tell WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!.
Nathan Thomas
Keep dreaming, Trump would never have stood a chance with all that grease getting dumped on him and Sanders remaining pristine all the way.
Goddamnnit I hope the fucking DNC fucking collapses.
Isaac Cox
fuck bro... I am triggered by the chance that she would even consider running again... let alone be the nominee.... fuuuuucccckkk
Zachary Stewart
>I find that America would most likely be better off and more respected on the world stage
Do you not realize that nearly the entire world agrees with Trump? You think those nationalist parties all over Europe think Hillary is just super cool? You think the Japanese, koreans and chinese aren't a hundred times more nationalist than trump?
Landon Howard
>I am not going anywhere Except maybe a nursing home, you old witch.
Chase Perez
IM WITH HER NOW
Justin Martinez
The Jews are panicking and sacrificing being relatable to the masses to hoping they can make it too socially costly to vote against the Dems to do so. What a fraud of a system when all of the Corporate owned entertainment industry and Corporate owned media are colluding with one of the two establishment parties to desperately try to convince the idiots amongst us that voting Democrat is somehow anti-establishment and anti-corporate. What a joke.
Dominic Jackson
Holy fuck I'd rather kill myself than vote for a socialist, it pretty much amounts to the same thing anyway.
But suicide would be more fun.
Aiden Parker
>the American populace voting for a self identified socialist
LOL
Cameron Scott
Shilling doesn't work on pol you fag, go to reddit where you belong
Luis Richardson
WW3 before the decade is over
Julian Jackson
Fuck off commi you people are truly evil
Benjamin Ross
WW3 is in progress buddy
been in progress since the end of WW2
this is the face of 4th gen war, it's all spies and propaganda and terrorism and color revolutions and hacking
Evan Smith
Eh, absolutely most people voting so are working in our country. Working people do not support Bernie sanders (but muh for the workers!) because working people pay taxes and have responsibilities. Bernie was a stinker and he's probably mostly to blame for antifa (and republicans getting shot a baseball practice).
Brody Jones
I'd pay good money to see that
Gavin Morris
Only fucking dinosaurs and fascists such as yourselves would vote Trump over Sanders. Hell, the only reason Trump even won against Clinton was a lot of us Sanders voters voted Trump to spite that fucking witch and the goddamned corrupt bullshit fucking DNC.
You losers ought to be more grateful.
Aiden Allen
>I wish you were our president
Can you even imagine someone like Johnny Carson ever saying something like that to a candidate who lost? No, because Carson had class and didn't mindlessly attack a president to be part of the "resistance" or any bullshit like that.
Fuck Colbert, Craig Ferguson should be the host of the Late Show.
Robert Ortiz
This. Even if she tries to run again the Democratic party will out her. They lost big time because of her this time around. While she continues to run a muck signing books at fucking costco and appearing on any tv program that will cast her more and more people will start to see her as something comical.
Cooper Kelly
I know this is bait, but if anyone thinks people outside of faggot college kids will vote for a fucking socialist kike, they're out of their goddamn mind.
Their schtick has always been "huh huh look at dumb white conservative Americans." I don't care what anyone says Stewart's show was like that, and Colbert's was based entirely on that premise
Why do you think people were pissed enough to vote for Trump?
Isaac Scott
She's drunk and/or on benzos 100%
Liam Walker
This Best thing that could happen yo this country.
Gabriel Rodriguez
it's funny how frail and weak she is that she can't even manspread to show what it looks like she has to use her arms otherwise she couldn't get out of her seat
Lincoln Butler
holy moly
Ayden Barnes
Love the Jewtube comments full of Sandernistas calling out Clinton being a corporate stooge and the DNC rigging the election.
Alexander Long
Yeah.. think about it: they ran an self avowed socialist AND Hillary Clinton as their two primary candidates.
Oliver Campbell
Fake and extremely fucking gay. Maybe, if that cuckold would have attacked Hillary, but he was too preoccupied with being a complete faggot and letting niggers overrun his platform and talking shit on half the country. Sad!
Luis Hill
I will vote for Sanders when he stops driving a flashy sports car.
Connor Powell
Look at this salty little leftist.
Yes your commie overlord would have beaten a capitalist billionaire in the fucking united states.
Leftists. They remain the dumbest most hilarious group of people.
Eli Garcia
...lots of free time for both
only difference is one is president
Ayden Martin
I'd rather have the skeleton of a dinosaur run the country than a "super modern" shell of a man that is a socialist.
You must really hate food and good standards of living don't you?
Christian Ramirez
Hillary Clinton might be the only person unlikable enough to lose to a reality TV star and steak merchant. And she wants to be front and center in the party still?
What a narcissist. She must be completely sheltered from all criticism.
Lincoln Young
It's a shame there's no nationalistic socialist candidate
Dominic Thomas
Bullshit you fags don't vote
Ryder Turner
Socialists need to die.
People don't want to end up in poverty. Fuck you
Adam Richardson
He was great on Strangers with Candy.
James Morris
lmao this woman is the gift that keeps on giving
Camden Reyes
>How to prevent it from happening again She will never learn, keep doubling down you hag.
Ryder Ortiz
She's right. She's definitely going nowhere.
Daniel Watson
I hope Colbert gets cancer and dies
Joseph Lopez
She gonna be like Bowser, gotta beat'em three times. Trump is Mario.
Tyler Parker
It would have been Obama 2.0, but the gynocentric bullshit would have been dialled way the fuck up. So the US would have continued to pander to the UN and the EU... transferring billions to those organizations. More bullshit affirmative action programs for women and more hostility towards men. The faggot/tranny drama would have been the main event... more and stupider things like the president and congress talking about gender dysphoria and mandates for neutral washrooms. But the biggie things would have been the dismantling of the 1st and 2nd amendments. The US would never have been the same again.
Jayden Long
Or maybe when he pays his share in taxes, some fucking socialist
Logan Morgan
>Be Bernie >win against Hillary >Get up to give your speech >Are bum rushed by several POC and women who steal the mic >An overweight light skinned american black woman with giant earrings with Africa on them is screaming in the mic >It can be barely made out through her ebonics that she is saying how evil Bernie is for being an old cis "white" male who stole the election from the first possible maybe woman president >Bernie Sanders does that frown and position he does (you know the one) >The group sits down on the stage screams chants like literal children >Bernie walks over to the screaming woman on the mic and they begin talking, the mic unable to pick up the conversation >She nods and relinquishes the mic to him >As the African earring woman stands behind Bernie with arms crossed he painfully croaks out that he is dropping out and conceding his victory to Hillary >Hillary walks up to the stage, doing that smile she does (you know the one), and begins giving a speech in that empty shrill yelling she does I did not type that out to be funny. I unironically believe this is what would have literally happened.