Wtf is wrong with Trumps signature?

wtf is wrong with Trumps signature?

Other urls found in this thread:

vletter.com/ready-made-handwriting-font-styles/historic-fonts.html
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

What the fuck is wrong with you? What kind of loser spends all day shilling on this imageboard. Pathetic.

>Obama
Niggers really can't read

>wtf is wrong with John Tylers signature?
>wtf is wrong with Grover Clevelands signature?
>wtf is wrong with Lyndon Johnsons signature?

Nothing.
Hilarious how you libtards spend all day trying to find some shit to discredit Trump. Why? His policies are like Hillary's anyway.
But you libtards gonna libtard.

>John Adams penmanship

That John Adams Sig tho

>James Buchanan

WHEW, no wonder everyone thought he was gay

Dickletitis

He didnt practice at the end of his note book.

The fuck is up with Lyndon Jonshon's?

Ronald Reagan looks like a 7 year old learning cursive

Ulysses Grant's is fucking art

Why does Obama's look like he's tagged a wall?

He used to love to show his rumored large penis to people

Looks pretty good to me.

I wonder, 20-30 years from now when people from our generation are president, how official documents and bills signed into law will look autographed by the chicken scratch of some millennial who grew up typing everything.

anyone whose signature is actually important makes sure it is hard to duplicate
you've never signed anything important before because your parents still sign for you so you wouldn't know

Kennedy has a fucked up signature as well, while Clinton writes in comic sans apparently.

Kennedy's is objectively the worst

John Adams really was autistic

It's written in a larger tip pen in the example shown. So basically you are both fake and gay.

It's a pretty neat signature really. Fitting for the kind of a president where sometimes you stop and think and you're like
>wait
>Donald Trump is the president?
>what the fuck?

Thought that was a joke

autism

Looks like russian cursive.
Russian spy confirmed.

>Russian manual barcodes
fuckin Russian hackers, I tell you

Is that even legible in Russian user?

Looks like a seismograph.

The first president was called G Matherpton. Thomas jefferson's is cool. Millard fillmore's is best. Franklin pierce a close second. Andrew jackson looks retarded. James buchannan's is good. Harding is another retard. Taft is fat and lazy. Ulysses' looks like a woman's and nothing what is his name. Woodrow Wilson's says Morton Molon. All signatures since Ray Gun have been for little girls. Grover Cleveland makes 'z''s for his 'g''s. William mckinley thinks he's a scientist. Benjamin harrison's is masculine. Garfield's looks like a cigarette ad. Chester Arthur is based. Eisenhower an illiterate woman. Aaaaand:
>Polk

underrated

agreed.

John Adams is unquestionably the most aesthetically pleasing.

John Adams had a very aesthetically pleasing signature.

LBJ's signature is alpha as fuck

Lyndon B Johnson's is a fucking EKG

this is pretty cool, just look at the old ones especially john adams, wow.

From all those presidents, which one of them your signature looks most like?

>POLKS FUCKING UNDERLINING SWIRLY JIG

mien sides

Obongo's is pretty nigger tier

My name is so different in terms of the the big charactaristic letters, but overall shape, style, and flair maybe Nixon.

Lyndon B Johnsons signature looks like the heart monitor of someone on meth

This is Adams on the declaration of independence.

Mine is just a scribble because I never really learned cursive writing

>looks like arabic
INSHALLAH

Probably nixon.

I am in awe of Grant. Surprised his is amazing for some drunk yankee general

>he signs his name "Donald AsskickingmotherfuckingTrump"
>getting mad

I think he must have been gay, I don't think a straight man can posses such handwriting.

looks beautiful

why aren't you all posting your signatures? just omit the second name

My faves:
Trumper
LBJ
Coolidge
Arthur
Buchanan
Pierce
Fillmore
Jackson

Trump's, but way shorter.
>left handed so just make random up-down scribbles

I'd say mad dog maddison's

I think trump designed his signature to look like a pleasing image. It looks like boats sailing on the water.

Reminds me of pleasant things and rich people.

Fucking Reagan's parkinson's signature.. jesus.

Looks like knives

Reminds me of an earthquake

James Buchanan is my fav

Bill's one looks like 7yo caligraphy

That's our first black president for you.

The way the middle letters in his last name repeat seem like he's being introduced ouver a loudspeaker, like at a baseball game or something.
Cool dude, would vote for again.

>George Washington
> All I see is Raptor

>tfw you can't read a persons signature at all
atleast you can make out donald look at lyndon johnson's signature.
what a faggot

HIGH ENERGY
I
G
H

E
N
E
R
G
Y

Butt scratcher!? Butt scratcher!

He doesn't know cursive. That's like 4 u's

...

Look at Jefferson dumbfuck.

Lmao. Dont forget. Europeans make everything upside down and put leading bars and crosses through their sevens. Family boy also said the usps will throw away these letters if you write like that. How far we've fallen

Where can I download John Adams' font?

On beer labels

Agreed, I also like Millard Fillmore's signature.

>all those u's

Thats as Nigger tier as Arabic...

Seriously though. What the fuck is wrong with polk? Smiley faces in the 19th century and a drunken john hancock walk through the daisies?

Here you go, user.
vletter.com/ready-made-handwriting-font-styles/historic-fonts.html

Looks like they want to charge $40 dollars, though. Ain't that just ridiculous?

It doesn't have 14/88 written at the end of it? I don't know. What else is missing? A wolfsangel? It's not written in Canadian blood? It doesn't have a cartoon nuke mushroom cloud with "you're next, fruit!" underneath it? I can only think of those obvious answers. Is their something else?

Write it in free tea blood

Nukes don't exist. Are you a vaginafruit?

>implying we'll still have signatures
they'll just enter their 32 digit identification hash into their phone

When you have to sign a bunch of shit it's easier just to scribble a few jots.

also sage

yes

trump is an asshole like johnson and reagan

wtf is wrong with Hillary Clinton's sig-

...

BOUALES KUUMMMP

>tfw it's a spastika

>uuuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuu
>guuuuuuuuuub uuuuuuuuuuguuuuuuuu
>uuuuulluluuuullluuug
What a retarded language.

Somebody should put an X where Obama's signature is lol

He didn't want the spray tan to get on the paper.

James K. Polk drew a fucking smiley face next to his signature. Wtf was wrong with him?

Mine looks like dubya's the most.

holy shit

obamas signature looks like a dick though

DELET THIS

God damn it, Jimmy Carter... the cuckiest, lame duck president ever

What about this one? Hubris?

OP is a Hillary loving faggot

Even objectively speaking, his signature is far better than Obongo's child like writing. Nigs can't read or write Cursive anyway,

hahahahaha

ITS IN RUSSIAN CURSIVE

>Franklin D. Roosevelt

>12 years

How ?

lilies, smoke (as in to smoke meat), breath*,
(to) lose (something), hear*,
chinchilla, anemia*

Words with * are grammatically incorrect btw, seemingly intentional to make the words harder to read, but poor play on the part of the person who wrote this, it just makes him seem illiterate.

No, it's for Cate, obviously.