The next Prime Minister and Deputy PM of New Zealand

The next Prime Minister and Deputy PM of New Zealand.

Introducing Jacinda Ardern
>qt socialist
>banning foreigners to protect wages and housing

and Winston Peters
>old school nationalist
>hates chinks

>woman leader
>brown cunt deputy leader
despicable

Its the acceptable face of NatSoc

I was surprised to learn tonight that Bill English's missus was a cheeky darky

>qt socialist
>socialism
If she had giant tits, socialism would still look like shit.

A horse and a trough, what a perfect pairing.

I think this winston guy knows a thing or two about chinks.

>brown
>NatSoc
I'm pretty sure that's civic nationalism.

Why does that surprise you? Bill is a cuck.

You take that back frog!

Winnie will assrape taxinda in policy talks, he has all the leverage. Unless she makes him prime minister he will get 80% of his policies preapproved

Still haven't got a girlfriend lads.

Nothing wrong with female leaders, goy. Just look at Queen Victoria, Elizabeth II, and Hillary Clinton.

Import one, I did.
direct from the U.S

NZ women are foul mutts

Don't worry about it, there's always the next life brother

I thought he'd have some homely invercargill slag for a missus

Yeah, they are. Especially the Maori ones. Don't touch them with a ten foot pole.

I really fucking want a girlfriend lads I'll vote for whatever political party gives me a girlfriend.

I'm sure David Seymour could include your vote for mandatory GFs as part of his NZ NAP

Act are probably desperate enough for votes they'll lend you one of their rentboys

It's OK, /ourgal/ will impose a girlfriend tax anyway.

Vote NZ First, but pretend you voted Labour. Every girl will love you for how "progressive" you are. Just make sure to set your standards way down low.

Reminder that it's illegal to post support for a given political party past midnight. I'll be reporting you fuckers to the police if you don't give me a girlfriend right the fuck now.

Put the girlfriends in the bag right now do it right now do it.

T H I C C I N D A

Just do what the rest of us did

She reminds me of a girl I nailed one time

What genetic influence gave your women that kind of Anglo look that is unique to New Zealand?

I can't quite describe it accurately but most often it's a slimmer face with striking eyes and a strong hair part. I see it in kiwi girls all the time here, one of them looked closer to Mila Kunis, an eastern european, than a normal Anglo.

minister of mummy affairs

I'll be your gf if you vote Green

Those are some strong ankles. Would produce healthy /fit/ offspring. Breed/10

Pic related is the future of New Zealand if Winnie doesn't become Deputy PM

Don't bother mate. Kiwi chicks are trashy whores. Not worth it. Just focus on yourself

Dutch

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>Finding cankles attractive.

The state of you lad.

Is Winston Peters /ourmysterymeat/?

Okay give me your contact our first date can be at the polling booth.

I'm so happy.

Vote Winnie

>Communist League

what the fuck

Dunno. Maybe we've got more Scot/Welsh heritage than you guys. Or maybe it's a weird side effect of everyone being 1/32 or 1/64th maori lol.

Real talk though, today my house got its second Ardern robocall. The first was a few weeks ago. I live in an electorate held by the Nats with a majority of 15,000. Desperation or do they actually think they have a shot?

God bless winnie. I'm voting nz first tomorrow.

We have the most beautiful women in the world. No way our women can be mistaken for what are basically Asians.

>tfw we'll be Canada tier if that Marxist bitch becomes pm

Islander/Maori influence? Idk

Reported you to the GCSB motherfucker, comrade Jacinda is gonna send you to the gulag if you don't give me a gf.

19th century english whore. not a bad look desu

Too much Dutch produces horse-face or man-jaws. A little Dutch mixed with other stuff is good though.

KYS, it's probably better in the dreamtime

It's a meme party. Never gets any votes.

Good man.

Our love story is gonna be so romantic.

"Hey mom and dad, how did you two meet?"

"Well kids, a girl on Sup Forums promised to love me if I voted Green. Our first date was at the polling booth."

Goooood

>he doesn't prefer ponies
Shit taste desu

Alcp

>Communist League

Who else here is voting for based Seymour?

where you at faggot ill be your girlfriend (male) if you have a cute dick

Shit. I didn't even realise it was midnight. I have to get up at 5.

Typical act couldn't even get their shit together to shill before the election

>tfw had a qt social outcast virgin gf
>she wanted to be a normie more than anything
>became one and dropped me
even the pure girls are trash

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Checked! I've heard David prefers small government and that size doesn't matter. Is that because he has a small wang?

Voting TOP and there is nothing you can do to sTOP me

go to church, you will find your way

Your digits and poor choices speak for themselves, might as well kys

check these digits and vote greens

>feelsbadman

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IIRC shes a wop.

what's he up to these days?
wasn't he financing some leftist party?

You were too beta to fuck her?

kek good one Gareth, should have used that in the campaign. Never mind.

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Check these digits and retire forever to a hippy commune you literal human feces

australians need to stop being whiny bitches and start doing australian stuff.
It's like your country died with Port Arthur and Steve Irwin, grow a pair you cunts

Ch-checkem vote NZF boys

>qt
c'mon, dude.

s-sorry

I will literally TOP myself if TOP don't get 5%

Heil Hitler Doubles!

He was and that got him nowhere. Now he's just hoping he doesn't get extradited to burgerland.

>TOP
>even getting 1%
Haha may as well get the noose ready now

yeah she only gave me blowjobs

livestream it faggot

Whats wrong little buddy? Afraid we'll take your cuck cat away?

Fucking the shit out of this gold digger half his age.

holy shit dude

checked

pls no bully i wasnt even a Sup Forumsack back then

here have this crest

>tfw last ex gave me fantastic rimjobs

Someone should shop Jacinda and Winston on their faces

Who will Winnie form a government and what will he get out of it?

Why so many Jacinda cucks in here?

nope

>We have the most beautiful women in the world
fucking lol

Someone should have done that weeks ago, nzpol is slack at memetic warfare

Auscunt on holiday to UK here.

Is he seriously getting in?
I'm way out of the loop.

nz is slack in general

I could do it right now but too lazy desu

He's more than likely going to be the kingmaker.