How many gods are there in your religion?

How many gods are there in your religion?

>Shinto
8 million gods

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Are there really 8 million touhou characters or do?up to 8 mil?

>八百万の神
The correct interpretation is infinitely many gods. Not 8 million.

>Islam
>1

>Atheism
>0

Japan is an upcoming demographic implosion.

Sure hope they can automate Fuckall.

>Odinism
>I don't know lol I just do it because Christians posted fedora memes too much xd

Independant Christianity
>One God, three godly essences in equilibrium

>Santana Dharama aka Hinduism

As many as there are individuals (not just humans) capable of having Intelligent thought

Do you worship the god of shit?

>八百万
literally means 8 million

>kubism
There are (agruably) 8-10 "true" gods and a few thousand "lesser" gods, if you can even call them that

>Pastafarianism
>1.7

Do you worship BBC?

awnser the damn question faggot! is there a god of shit?

>makes fun of user's flag while hiding his own
You truly are the worst kind of poster.

Do you worship arab cock?

>Agnosticism
>I DON'T KNOW!!!

Depends on one's thoughts. Like for you it would be a dick specifically a hairy muslim dick.

So just an average everyday lingam like in most hindu temples?

>Christianity
>1 or 3, go figure

>mfw when I read that

wow, almost as many as there are new pokemons in the latest expanshion. cool

0

1 God

what is that, some sort of new gender from tmblr?

Don't forget to bring your wife and daughter to suck it.

So one god for every gender?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shitala

this comes close. i will find your shit god none the less. ignore me all you want faggot.

If I come to India it will be to Kerala where the civilized folk live.

The equilibrium between the divine essences and their interlaping is God.
That way, we can respond to the Platonician necessity of a hierarchy and a perfect being on top, while not having it completely disconnected from the physical world as Yahwe or Allah would need to be as PERFECT, INDIVISIBLE, ALL-LOVING, ALL-KNOWING, ALL-POWERFUL.
Basically we just dumped the INDIVISIBLE part and realized it made a whole lot more sense, and explained miracles and apparitions and the likes.

>nonwhites have white dicks

Zero.

Nothing personnel, kid.

0

Actually it's just one but people are too stupid to comprehend it, so everyone sees it differently.

Islam - One God.

Well do come then. Never say no to tourism.

Pray to her faggot. Maybe she can cure you of your mental impairments.

One. Me.

This. Jesus is the only God there is.

Yeah, and "a shit-ton" means an indeterminately large amount, not literally a metric ton of feces.

>The Nine Divines
9

Judaism
6 million gods

ASIA FOR THE ASIANS, AFRICA FOR THE AFRICANS, WHITE COUNTRIES FOR EVERYBODY!

Everybody says there is this RACE problem. Everybody says this RACE problem will be solved when the third world pours into EVERY white country and ONLY into white countries.

The Netherlands and Belgium are just as crowded as Japan or Taiwan, but nobody says Japan or Taiwan will solve this RACE problem by bringing in millions of third worlders and quote assimilating unquote with them.

Everybody says the final solution to this RACE problem is for EVERY white country and ONLY white countries to “assimilate,” i.e., intermarry, with all those non-whites.

What if I said there was this RACE problem and this RACE problem would be solved only if hundreds of millions of non-blacks were brought into EVERY black country and ONLY into black countries?

How long would it take anyone to realize I’m not talking about a RACE problem. I am talking about the final solution to the BLACK problem?

And how long would it take any sane black man to notice this and what kind of psycho black man wouldn’t object to this?

But if I tell that obvious truth about the ongoing program of genocide against my race, the white race, Liberals and respectable conservatives agree that I am a naziwhowantstokillsixmillionjews.

They say they are anti-racist. What they are is anti-white.

Anti-racist is a code word for anti-white.

One

Zero.

Do you get paid per post or something? The more I see this copypasta the more I just want to get an Asian waifu.

>larping as one of the 16 people still actively and accurately following shintoism

for shame

the capitalization of random words makes me hate this nonsense
this only appeals to people who would be won over with other approaches anyway, and alienates those who wouldn't be

Islam
>1

Just one. And I aim to kill the bastard.

>Can I offer you a pure white egg in these trying times?

>niggers pour into cold, small Europe
>whites move into warm, fertile Asia
>1000 years later the european-asian master race will rule the stars while the niggers and kebabs starve in the winter wasteland that is Europe

At least the second option is pretty good if we fail retaking Europe

ITS OVER EIGHT THOUS- MILLION!

How in the hell can you have 8 million gods?
I'm interested.

It's similar to roman paganism/hinduism, in that every household/object/whatever has its own god.

I feel like I know most of them thanks to SMT games.

1

Jesus isn't a God. ffs.
The holy trinity is hard to grasp, but here's the rundown:
Father+Son+Spirit =God;
Father==Son==Spirit
Son(a.k.a.Jesus) =1/3*God;
God-Jesus = 2/3 *God;
Jesus isn't God.
The Father isn't God.
The spirit isn't God.

Jesus is a metaphor for human.
Father is a metaphor for the divine/or knowledge.
Spirit is a metaphor for the unknown.

God is unknown knowledge turned divine by humans.
God exists only if both the Son, the Father and the spirit, or human, unknown and divinity exist.

It's basic maths.

Well that's kinda similar to Christianity.
You got God then Jesus then Apostles then Saints like Saint-George, Saint-Francis.

1

Oy vey why not did million!!!!

Its still the one same god

People fought wars over this that they where equal or in a hierarchy.

>Jesus, the apostles and the saints are gods
wew lad, that's pretty good bait

Not even its final form!

aye, that was the great schysm

ONE GOD
(he divides into 3 so 3 gods in one)

I mean in hierarchy greater to lesser in holiness or whatever.
Of course saints are not gods.

yeah, they wanted to put the son, the ghost and the father in a hyerarchy, same as everything else:
God
ArchAngels
Angels
Saints
Pure souls that make it to heaven
Humans
Bad humans that go to hell
Demons are thought of as angels, but I'm still gonna set them here.

How many years would it take to shoah 8 million gods?

sounds like idolatry to me

Idolatry is what the Catholic church does with Mary & the legions of "saints" the adorn their temples with

(Father=son=holy spirit)
No idols involved

I have trouble getting into religion because I find it hard to believe so many unsubstantiated claims on "faith."
The closest I have come is watching JBP's bible videos, to the point where I accept the psychological and moral truth of the Bible, if not the literal.

Well you see... Gods are on a spectrum, just like gender

just give up dude hahahah

>8 million gods
That's quite a number. But I'm a Scientologist, we have billions of body thetans. Check mate, shintocuck.

*4
ftfy

No gods, no masters.

*Four gods

*4

wrong

>no god
>gym god

>True Tamrielic Pantheon
>EIGHT (8) Divines

hell

Have you seen how dense the cities are in Japan? They could be one third of the current population and they would be better off.

I achieved CHIM.
I am all the gods and none of them.

Kys Muslim scum

>christianity
>Elohim