Why would you're waifu fall in love with a guy like you?

Why would you're waifu fall in love with a guy like you?

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It's why I workout

this

She doesn't have to as long as I have the chloroform.

I'm actually pretty charming in real life and definitely not fuggo + problem is that i'm insecure as fuck and hate myself so I'd imagine that my waifu would love the oportunity to tease me and then eventually realize that i'm actually not the worst person in the world
i imagine must of you feel the same

My waifu isn't completely unrealistic body types, that's why I love my Kurisu, also Working out is great way to burn through the backlog as well

What makes you think you're waifu would ever like you when not even you like you?

Because Horo already have her husbando?
In my case I do hope she accept me

I'm not sure she would fall in love with me, I'm not that amazing and I'm an introvert too.

I work out, love tanks, fucking love food, can clean, and can do laundry. I think Anchovy would like me.

because i am her upper class man and i do the same things she likes to do (except gay porn)
hating myself for feeling lazy/unproductive among other things is definitely not something most people know about me

>can clean, and can do laundry
Is this supposed to count as an accomplishment? You're supposed to be able to do those things.

You would be amazed at how uncommon skills like those are here in America. Half the who do know how to do it don't like to.

I don't need her to love me, I'd like her to kill me like she didn't do to NotShirou.

Now all Sup Forums's parasites workout, yeah sure.

Because I'm a great person, of course.

This, a little workout and basic common care goes a long way

Thank God I don't have narcolepsy and I'm not deaf.
But seriously I appreciate good, boring girls.

I'm white and I make $350,000 a year.

Yeah I seriously doubt she would find me worthy, but I still love her. It feels not so good.

Because I'm the hero of my own story

This, lifting is life.

I've got a big dick.

I'm actually really smart and ambitious, I'm just trying to get over some very fucked up shit right now.

Because I appreciate her and love her. She is very sensitive and timid, she requires lots of care and love and I will happily provide it to her. She can trust me and I'm willing to support and help her with anything she needs.
Also I can support her materially and provide enough income for our family.

I don't waifufag because as a man I possess the capacity for recognizing how disgustingly...female it is to desire some ideal while being an inferior partner

She wouldn't, that's why I've given up.

Now fuck off.

Because I'm nice

I've accepted the fact that my waifu would be creeped out by me and pretend to be nice while trying to find a way to escape my autistic "flirting"

I don't know if Tomoko even like me at all because she not real.

nico tanigawa know I love Tomoko a lot.

If Tomoko was real I think Tomoko would really love me because I'm really nice and very kind hearted and sweet heat.

Same.

I try to be as nice as possible
I don't like people getting hurt
I don't like war
I am not fugly, though my acne has been acting up a bit lately x.x
I'm shy, but try to be as likable as possible
I would NEVER cheat on Mio, or any other girl
I want to save myself for marriage (will never pressure for sex)
I would treat all of her friends kindly
I am relatively smart, so we could help each other with homework and whatnot
I would never accuse her of cheating
Would never pressure her to do anything she feels strongly against
I love her

This is type of person Tomoko is looking for.

Maybe you two could be friends and work together to better yourselves for her. I bet Nero would think it would be beautiful.

Because it's my fantasy so she will love me because I said so

this.

i'll just try my best to be diligent, nice, and not disappoint or embarrass her in any way.

Here have a happy Nero.

Because I am can make all kind of pastry and I love tacking care of others . She might eat all my food tough. Also I can't imagine Holo saying that unless you are are really clingy .

I work out too but I doubt she would care about that.

Good taste user gambatte.

Mokocchi just needs love a little of patience like most of us I guess.

shes so pleasant to be around, we would probably enjoy eachothers company. even if its a little awkward

We all are user, we all are.
She'll love me because I'll make her real, with a robot body and AI and everything.

Because I'm unable to confess yet I'm gifted with a deus ex machina with my waifu's phone number.

Because I'm not the person I was yesterday.

Not particularly sure. I guess I'm fun and quirky enough for her.

Ryuko a shit

>She'll love me because I'll make her real, with a robot body and AI and everything.
So slavery? You made her, so she has to love you. If she doesn't you would surely break. Seek help.

No, I'd give her full power to make her own decisions. She's more a daughteru to me. If she doesn't love me, I will still be happy that I brought her to life, and made her so real that she could actually, truly feel love and hatred.

>she's my waifu
>but more of a daughteru to me
What the fuck?

Google "A boy falls in love with a girl". Shit bricks.

>a nice body is enough to make a girl love you

A nice body is enough to attract sluts. You've got to have a nice *enough* body, but also a nice *enough* personality to make a your waifu love you.

So, again, why would you're waifu love a guy life you?

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Because mai waifu exists in as an ideal instead of as a functioning, healthy person. She would fall in love with me BECAUSE she's mai waifu, irregardless of whether it would make any sense, because it's part of a fantasy born from being deeply unsatisfied with how I've destroyed my life.

FUCK OFF

I like being playfully teased and I could turn that frown upside down.

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>irregardless
This is why you're waifu doesn't love you.

If you'd paid attention, you'd notice I never actually addressed her as mai waifu.

Why are you in a waifu thread then? Why do you post her amongst all the waifufags? Why do you talk about her as if you would marry her?

Handsome, Smart, In shape,and I know the way to her heart

Cuz I'm an African American with a 12 inch Sasuga Sausage

Because my paternal love for her is unaffected by the boundaries of threads.

I'm starting to get in shape because of her.

>tfw ur waifu is canon straight
it hurts

My waifu has shit taste.

I think I got the personality part down but I'm still working on getting /fit/, /fa/, and not being a NEET.
I don't feel quite proud yet calling her mai waifu because of this, and it feels weird if I try to post her.

Cute waifu.

I think it's kind of low to waifu a character who is already married or in a relationship. It's not like their aren't plenty of characters who aren't.

Same. I workout six days a week and I'm getting back into learning Japanese, all for my waifu. Saying you love someone means you're going to try to make yourself better for them.

You're waifu sounds like she doesn't have much of a personality.

And browse Sup Forums. Whew...

You can do it user. Stay strong!

user, most characters that are waifu-able (for the lack of a better word) are always in a relationship. it's hard
i guess this is why most people would choose waifus that are very similar to them so it would be very possible and somehow easy. now i understand why most people would choose tomoko even though deep inside they have other choices.

>tfw having a hentai character as your waifu because the MC is literally you

Thankfully her standards aren't too high

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You don't get to chose your waifu. Your waifu is not your favorite character but the character you have a crush on but the feeling doest disappear even after the show or manga ends. Is not something rational and it freaks out a lot of people but that is how you feel and there is not much you can or want to do about it.

She wouldn't.

She wouldn't to be perfectly honest.

Because I'm a good guy(TM)

Because she's an idiot and I'm the main character in my life and I made a childhood promise and she has first girl syndrome.
Most romantic plots in anime tend to set up the lovers in some situation that guarantees MC-kun and waifu-chan end up together I.E. childhood friends/stranded in some hostile environment together/no good reason other than MC-kun is a "nice guy" and nobody's ever been nice to a hot girl before.

I don't have a waifu precisely for that reason

She wouldn't

She wouldn't.

She would. Feels good.

>She'll love me because I'll make her real, with a robot body and AI and everything.
Haha, do you even know who I am?
You are being retarded as always, derp_commander.

This thread is the cancer killing Sup Forums

We have all the same interests, and I've been told before I'm a lot like Kyon, so I think my chances are pretty fucking good.

I'm a psychologist and telling someone that they are acting in a disgusting way with a tired smile is NOT how emotions work
Amazing. Simply amazing. *Subscribes*

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(You)

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Are you really surprised? Have you seen the state of /ghost/? Funny. So funny.

Because I'll work where she does and try making her appreciate me by continous exposure.

Save us, Keit-ai!

It isn't a tiered smile it's a smug smile.
And it seems you have autism so you might not know but people sometimes have a smug smile when they try to provocate someone.

>It's a smug smile
Sorry for your autism

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