Mayoiga

It's Australian time. Mayoiga's degeneracy is accepted here. Post dicks.

What do Aussie's think of Mayo boys?

Posting best girl and fleeing before it begins.

Best girl.

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Piitan disagrees, keep faggots out!

Other than Mikage, which Mayoigas are pure enough to not know about the dick?

what is that from

Masaki.

Pink Goddess

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Pink Goddess was definitely a gay camwhore.

It's the Return of the Gangsta

Assness

Do you guys think the swordfight to the death between Yottsun and Koharu on the bridge will play the OP theme or a remixed version?

and Wanko...probably

I expected Mitsumune to lose it by now. Just having go on a killing spree would be a great ending. He can start by killing Jack and Assbound, then work his way up to the final boss.

>sleveless

Now he can join the arm-y.

Jack is literally the purest Mayoiga.

Take that back. Yamauchi is a pure and handsome man who only lived to support his sick parents.

Exactly, he "worked from home" to support his parents. The work was camming for gay dudes and the cash was maja.

He is perfect.

I've never watched it but I normally prefer my boys a bit older or middle aged because otherwise I feel like a shotacon.

>never watched mayoiga
>is in a mayoiga thread

Get the fuck out.

Yup! He's still incredibly pure and perfect, and probably a virgin in real life, but he was also a gay camwhore.

> and probably a virgin in real life

He's 28 years old and pretty well-adjusted, all things considered. I'm sure he's had at least one serious relationship before.

Shit, I meant to say possibly. You're right that it's a little surprising for someone to be a virgin at 28. Anything that happened would have probably been quite a while ago.

I think it's sort of implied though that having to take care of his parents was very full-time and left him more or less socially isolated. That's why he's on the tour right now. If he had people in his life who were anything more than casual acquaintances, he would have just moved on with his life after his parents died.

Fucking adorable.

>I think it's sort of implied though that having to take care of his parents was very full-time and left him more or less socially isolated. That's why he's on the tour right now.

I agree, but I don't think it's just that. Pink Goddess, if we assume he's not actually masterminding anything, is a pretty accurate example of the average cult convert: a totally well-adjusted, normal guy who goes through an emotional crisis due to personal tragedy and ends up acting out drastically. Stuff like family death or divorce or financial ruin can make otherwise healthy and normal people do scary things, live do-over tours included.

But more on the topic of his love life since that's what we were initially discussing, I agree that he probably hasn't been in a relationship for a very long time now. Poor guy's probably been lonely as hell and was really looking forward to the possibility of grabbing drinks with Toriyasu.

Who are the biggest sluts in this show?

Valkana

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Everyone not named Lion.

Maimai's not really a slut, but she definitely needs dick in her life. She has a stick too far up her ass.

Is Maimai/Valkana going to be the new OTP now that Koharun has been confirmed for ruse?

>lovepon
>slut
She literally murdered a man because he wanted to have sex with her.

No, more like Maimai, knocking Mitsumune out and raping him.

I want to marry Jack

When the fuck is he going to reunite with Speedo, hug him, pet his hair soothingly, and tell him everything's going to be okay?

You know, I think I knew those were pretty average statistics for cult members, but I guess I never really put two and two together for some reason. I'm glad you pointed that out though, cause that's really interesting, and sort of puts his character in a different perspective for me.

Personally, I've never really payed much heed to the mastermind theory, mostly because I'd rather take his "being a well-adjusted, decent human being" at face value. Genuinely nice characters are totally my weakness, haha.

He's definitely super lonely though. He strikes me as the type of person who's just been drifting on the outside of social circles for while now. Maybe had a group or two of friends he hung out with sometimes, but was never all that close with. Honestly, more than a romantic relationship, I'd rather see him pick up some more platonic ones.

>Puuko: Knows extensively about dick, but has never actually been porked, probably has unrealistic expectations from watching porn.

>Masaki: Painfully oblivious to the point where she probably still thinks babies come from storks. She grew up in a small village and nobody ever gave her the talk, so even though she lusts after Reiji, she wouldn't know what comes bit where you hold hands.

>Assness: His knowledge of dick is doesn't extend past the school's sex ed class, so it's vague and purely clinical. He doesn't know gay sex is a thing and probably thinks masturbation will bestow some kind of dark and unholy curse on him.

Assness is also a germophobe so he probably hates the idea of touching his dick for any other reason than washing it

Implying germs aren't a dark and unholy curse.

>Koharun compliments his chin
>gives him a bottle of hand sanitizer
>smiles her cute little smile, walks off to go do mastermind things
>Assbound is harder than he's been in all his life

Dub-step remix of hippo song

I've been thinking about their rooming situation. Isn't it awkward for a bunch of guys to room together if they're all going to wake up with morning wood?

Wanko could write a book on dick

Does this show feature australians? Do they say mate and bloke and cunt?

I bet he poisoned his parents to be free

There's at least one Australian in Mayoiga, yes.

No Everyone is Japanese even Yottsun is just wearing spray tan

You never been to a camp or something, user?

Neither have I.

Not really. So is it awkward?

yay. I hope he gets drunk on goon at least once and glasses a cunt

Does that make me one of the glorious nipponese?

I love Naana so fucking much it's getting out of hand

Not really. We don't suck each other off like some anons though.

Is the morning wood acknowledged at all or do you just kind of do your thing without mentioning it? Is it visible? Surely it would be visible for the Mayoigas, wouldn't it?

I just have so many questions.

Help. I've never thought about this before, but now I need to know too.

Careful with the fujos, user.

I have roomed with guys before and it's not a big deal. You might smack a buddy in his dong if he is sporting wood but nothing really gay

I wonder what kind of sword Yottsun and Koharun wield during the deathbattle on the bridge.

>inb4 katana

If Yottsun doesn't wield a rapier then I'm dropping this and never looking back

So boners are but a casual affair then. I see, thank you.

Yottsun will have a Rapier
Koharun will wield twin sabers

Were you homeschooled or something? Holy hell. No, we don't pay much attention to it but even when someone does, it's just as a joke like "dude you're pitching a tent right there wwwww". That's it.

Normal men don't care about other men getting a morning wood. The gay in these threads are seeping into you.

none of us were gay though
I imagine if a couple of gay guys were in there it could get a bit weird

I want to squish and pinch Narna's cheeks

Would the Mayoiga boys rooming together watch porn together in a non-homo manner? Is that a normal activity for guys? What is the code of conduct with boners then?

>Would the Mayoiga boys rooming together watch porn together in a non-homo manner?
>Is that a normal activity for guys?

I prefer Yottsun with an iklwa and Koharun with a light saber

Is it? I've heard of guys watching porn together just as a joke or showing each other videos they found to be particularly nice.

I'll bet Toshiboy would share with Yottsun if he found a video of a girl who looked like Masaki.

Naana a cute. A CUTE!
I kinda wanna draw her in a kigurumi. Thoughts?

That would be cute as fuck, do it.

I wonder if Naana actually wears two beanies as her bra and a beanie with three holes as her panties.

I have been around tons of guys and roomed with other guys and the worst we ever did was pass around a stolen hustler
I think we all had boners but we weren't looking at each others crotches

What kind of kigurumi would fit her best? I'm thinking Rilakkuma.

Do you user once tried to challenge Akinator to guess a Mayoiga? I challenge him to guess Naana but he failed everytime. Why?

Fujo fantasies are just fantasies user. Straight guys are pretty awkward around each other when it comes to sex. My experience is rooming with guys at baseball camp and hotel rooms for games.

What?

That's absolutely perfect.

>three holes

Kuma dayo zettai kuma!

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No wonder he's dying. He's an STD bank

Should I do Pikapon too? To keep Naanakuma company.

That or Sharkpon

But the Pikachu kigurumi is cuter. What do?

>What do?
Follow your heart, user. Or you could make a CUTE shark

How long does Masaki take to poop?

She's constipated. Give her time.

>Masaki finished peeing ages ago
>noticed she dropped her ribbon
>has spent hours looking for it because Mitsumune already took it

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Reminder to preorder the BDs if you haven't already. Do it for your favorite Mayoiga.

>the BDs
>not the Masakeychains

You don't need a reminder to preorder the Masakeychains because I trust that you've already done it

Only one writing a book on dick is here is me.

Pastebin later.

I want to lick Naana's armpits too!

you a girl or a gay guy need to know if I should be turned on

>don't suck each other off
gay