What's the most Latin American thing that's ever happened in Latin America?

What's the most Latin American thing that's ever happened in Latin America?

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Venezuela

nothing
just trying antiright leftism for the nth time... and failing each time

The cocaine trade

fpbp

UMA

El cucaracha,Pablo Escobar,El chapo = basically drugs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War

I think Escobar downed a commercial airliner just to kill one guy

Reminds of maybe the most African thing to happen in Africa (pic related)

this too, fucking macacos

Race mixing

Pai de Senpaiília, look it up.

This

I went to the market yesterday but forgot what I should buy on the way, so went back home to check and back to the market again.

Indeed.

i forgot the gringos with their puppet governments ,

A shit ton of based anti-communist south American governments like Chile, Argentina and Brazil.
This was São Paulo at the time...
Wtf happened with those countries after that is a real wonder.

This map loks weird. Is SA now even further to the east? Fucking mandela effect?

no, it's just that nobody fucking cares about us so they always forget what we look like

lula shitfuck.

Probably some aztec tier murders done by cartels.

Mexibros like to skin people alive.
Hues into putting people inside car tires setting on fire and pushing them down a hill.
The list goes on.

Wtf where's the DR and PR?

CIA financed coup

pick any

>mandela effect
Kill yourself, I mean it.

I dunno
I just picked the best looking instant search result from Google images
Maybe the map maker thought those countries had too many black people to count as Latin American,

>Mexibros like to skin people alive.

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>What's the most Latin American thing that's ever happened in Latin America?
Entering a country illegally seems to be their favorite pass time

Taco tuesday

You beat me to it!

Begging a German to be your King and then revolting against him

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Shit we had this kind of shit a while ago too.
I think 60 dudes from an opposing faction were beheaded in a prison.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

paraguay was the england of SA in that time.

A man in Mexico was president for 47 minutes or so before he was overthrown a while back.

>believing in paraguayan propaganda

Well done.

Paraguay actually lost most of its male population and about half of its territory.

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There's always a Venezuela or a hyperinflation debt crisis happening in chicken land

Banana republics

Imagine being some kid coming of age as the war ends. Just starting puberty and bam you've got 10 wives.

Not bad.

Peru.

Tragedy, more depressing than any Nigger American country here.

Our diverse race mixing created hotties that all of the first world superstars, like Tom Brady, wants to shag and make babies with

can cofirm this

All of Pol hates us, but all your elite want our hot ladies cause them white bitches won't blow them without white wine and Xanax

I really don't get why Peruvians like to name their sons Edwin, or some other shit like that.
I mean, we also do that in Mexico, but still.

but they won the chaco war at least
Bolivia is the biggest loser of all

el era de origen frances?

Cause they all dream of Ivy League education and think that Edwin and Washington will sound better when their kids become pol approved white

Just so you know, it was mostly about territorial disputes but yes it all started after a football match so the timing made for fitting name. In the end we still gave some bits of land to El Salvador.

Except Gisele isn't mixed, dumb mulato.

>Bündchen is a sixth-generation Brazilian of German descent,[11] born and raised in Horizontina or in Três de Maio, Rio Grande do Sul, Southern Brazil,[12] to Vânia Nonnenmacher, a bank clerk pensioner, and Valdir Bündchen, a college professor and writer, both of German extraction.

Having a tan doesn't make you mixed race mudskin.

Mud is degenerate and don't you forget it. Only very small amounts of mud in the blood can be dealt with, but even then there has to also be a selection process where the untermuds are removed from breeding prospects.

White is right. The mulatto underclass will always be untermensch.

If you think that at some point her grandpa didn't fuck the maid, you are both retarded and a dotard like Trump

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Skeletons in the closet my friend

Go down to Ottawa and go to the national archives, I would be surprised if you did not find some native blood in your mix

Gisele's great grandpa likes a little cream in his coffee but it was better when it was cocoa brown and black

Pope Francis

Alessandra Ambrosio and Jizzelle are fucking white women who get enough sun light. (Best source of Vitamin D).
Nobody wants the brown Brazilian hood trash from Two Girls One Cup.

You think that until the day that a woman actually plays with your dick...

she could be a crack head and you will bring her home to mom...you know it.

I know you have not seen your pecker since the invention of the toaster strudel
deep down you wish you could jizz in some black bitch or any bitch that would think your fat ass attractive

>Santiago further east than Miami
>Lima further east than NYC

why is South America SO EAST ??

this.
Venezuela is the logical conclusion of Latin American thought.

ya paren de ser el hazmereir de los putos gringos, tengan dignidad y sean orgullosos de ser morenos, los putos gabachos son los culpables de como esta latinoamerica, con su falsa guerra del narco, en la cual ellos son los narcos, y nosotros los pendejos que les llevamos la droga, en serio ya basta!

proud of my people..

fuck you white fat trash, you wish you could be like one of us, in 50 years we will be the majority in the world, and we will spit in your fucking grave

we have 5 president in one week my dude.

coup de etats, coup de etats everywhere... and cheap corruption, obviously.

kids fought too, that's why almost every male were murdered.

Paraguay war?

Paraguay wanted access to the sea, so they attacked the surrounding countries. Thise countries tgen killed 90% of Paraguays population.

My great-great-great-great grandfather served in the war on Brasil's side.

COCAINA

taco taco
burrito

Argentina collection of WWII Nazis like Pokemons before it was cool.

>My great-great-great-great grandfather served in the war on Brasil's side.

You have to go back

I agree, kind of.
Peruvians are suprisingly positive and happy, compared what kind of shit they have there.
Spend a few month at south for Lima, absolutly nothing but sand and dust. Still those fellows are happy as fuck.
I spend three months at Mexico too, one huge project at there. Gosh that was nice, goos weather, pretty girs all around, white boy is really something those girs want. God my tinder is still full of Mexican girls.
And latina girs at bed, holy shit how hot it is, best sex I ever had, really enjoying it and taking all out for it.

You already are the majority and you're still useless peasant fucks

My great-great-great-great-grandfather was Portuguese and had children with a Portuguese woman, he worked as a judge and politician in Brasil.

>I think Escobar downed a commercial airliner just to kill one guy

He downed it, but the target (a presidential candidate) decided at the last minute not to get on the plane. So 110 people died for nothing.

This is what I picture goes on in Latin America

Sopa de doggo
and
Sopa de macaco

wow dude this so tru in Cocainlombia; I tougth that Chile was good, is it?

the macarena.

and the bomber was a guy with suitcase explosive

they told him he only had to deliver the package, that he would get the rest of the money after he landed
and that he should open it in mid flight to check if the content was ok

they suffered the consequences of all the economic measures applied by the puppet governments you're describing, einstein

getting liberated by the U, S and A.

exist

monkey soup
delicious

Peace is hell.

What the fuck is that? Is there really such a rhing? A smoke and a Coke?

>mexicANO socialista can't handle life without a daddy goverment

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goiânia_accident

>scavengers break into an abandoned radiotherapy clinic to loot whatever they can
>the one security guard took the day off to watch Herbie Goes Bananas in the theaters with his family
>one thing they take is a canister filled with radioactive material
>they get sick from the shit and give it to a junkyard owner
>junkyard owner thinks its magical or some shit
>his daughter eats a sandwich coated in nuclear dust
>entire city quarantined the next day

Funny

That reminds me of the gasoline thieves in Mexico who siphon from pipes in the ground.
Not an incident but they constantly break into the pipes and the utility companies have to come patch up the pipes.
A leak they caused blew up an entire town. Maybe more than one.

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>What's the most Latin American thing that's ever happened in Latin America?

The Soccer War.

El Salvador and Honduras got down in 1969 over a fucking soccer match; military and all. 3000 people died.

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Youre welcome, most successful central American country

fpbp

falling for the eternal leftie's lies

You dont fool no one, sao paulo is just a big shithole as mexico city. Show the favelas.

>source: your ass
Dumb mulato.

I can't speak for the rest of the countries, but the most brazilian thing to happen in Brazil is what we call a protesting vote, when you get a absolutely outrageous candidates into some public office. We elected a rhino and a penguin in São Paulo, a chimp in Rio de Janeiro and a mosquito in Vila Velha. The most famous and recent protesting vote was when we elected a circus clown to congress and he weren't surprised when he turned out to be the most honest one there, so we re-elected him 4 years later, he isn't running for congress next year again, wich is a damn shame

We fucked them niggas