Your mission: Defeat the Drumpf regime

Your mission: Defeat the Drumpf regime.

Choose your character.

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Why are they always weird looking. always

The fuck are these folks supposed to be, a shot off dicklet and a barefoot faggot with bow who watches too much Walking dead and vidya games.

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halfling ranger

bow autist for extreme difficulty

I'll explain why Quickshot is OP

>barefoot, stealthy approach, enemies can't hear you walking or running
>compound bow is silent weapon perfect for stealth players
>3 elemental arrows
>light armor for protection against melee strikes
>glasses with augmented vision
>bag that lets you carry more equipment

Nerf when?

I'll go ginger brawler

He's actually really good, his perks allow him to climb walls and stay silent like a ninja, not to mention he has the smallest hitbox.

He's weak to shards of glass or hot pavement

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holy shit. these are adults who dressed themselves.

Least chance of shooting himself.

He looks just like darrel with that bow XD

No female character? WHAT THE FUCK!
IT'S 2017!

Did you just assume thier genders? Im telling your pm!

He is only good at stealth. Sucks in firefight. But he is also only white character in roster.

> 2017
> assuming their gender

Shitlord

>He doesn't main the best character

>ever leaving high ground or getting hit at all with Quickshot

someone needs to get good

Excuse me fine atomized individuals...
I'll go commit seppuku for my previous transgressions.

I go Chester Trump Cheetah and keep screaming: it ain't easy being cheesy

and order my next bride from skymall billionaire edition

Sorry I picked Trump faction and you guys are fucked.
My character is Sam Hyde.

>15k
those were the days

ill take the barefoot bowman™ please

Dude on the right probably the coolest. Got himself roped in with those renegade whites. He would be on any side given the opportunity.

His Uhuru skill is pretty good, and his nose ring slot makes him the most versatile.

Bow guy.

I like bows.

severely underrated

i can feel the pretentiousness

keffiyeh chia pet with a shotgun is a typical suburban kid who thinks playing Call of Duty and going to the range once a year with his dad makes him an operator
>THREAT LEVEL: weak. would fold like a lawn chair.

fonzworth bentley with the pawn shop glock and air force pants is starting to believe all that black power bullshit but would never be caught dead in the detroit ghettos with real niggers
>THREAT LEVEL: chicken-necked ho who would crumble in the face of a real pimp slap

sad max with the crossbow is hippie environmental faggot type who knows absolutely jack shit about anything -- the biggest LARPer of them all
>THREAT STATUS: would get passed around as an interactive masturbation aid in prison

rasta EYE AND EYE weed nigger with stolen AR goes to punk shows and is heavily into the black power movement; certified dangerous amateur, but still untrained
>THREAT STATUS: possible legit lone gunman, be wary of this nigger

I choose nigga with rifle

It's a cointoss between the niggers, I will blacken Ivanka

Because liberalism is a disorder. People like that believing things that they believe is how empires fall.

but i choose nigga with smol gun, i like his hat

I choose this Hanzo-looking faggot without any shoes

I pick the blackguard with the fedora of Cyric

This game looks gay af. Not playing this shit.

I laughed harder then i should have

CHALLENGER APPROACHING

enjoy having to stop and use a medkit every 30 seconds when you step on the +1 caltrops of liberal fire hazards that your own allies will deploy

>The Nazi Hunter

Bad Brains there on the right looks like he just wants to roll a smoke while he's wearing his new AR necklace.

#4.

Special ability is to make up deep knowledge facts about Africa to confuse his enemies.

I choose the Minonigger.

spike jones on the left

>those tiny arms

[spoiler]I know that feel.[/spoiler]

RAINBOW

>sad max

lel

Will we see a comeback of the sling?

This.

The guy on the left really needs to polish his shoes.

>Points a shotgun downward
I don't even own a gun and I'm not this fucking retarded.

I pick the KANG on the right

Fucking Green Arrow here, ohohoho I am laffin bois

Lets make it a game pol.

Retard with the shotgun is going to shoot his feet off.

black guy on the right could probably pass as a somali pirate desu

>shooting wood arrows
>out of a compound

How do I unlock Daquan? I did almost all tasks in order to kill all bigots and fascists but he's still locked, is it DLC character?

The AR nigger. The other three are objectively useless.

They're all unbelievably retarded looking.

The guy on the far right is semi normal but is probably a total nutbag wewuzzer

they are genelets, they were born this way and they will pass it on to their offspring

Needs jail cell bars instead of the padlock.

Kangz has the best weapon and looks fit.
But has high likelyhood of running out of cover and getting killed.

Shotgun Sammy.

>tfw to honorable for SCUMshot cheese

Holy kek my sides are in orbit

its like watching the irl version of PUBG and playing with randoms on a squad.

I've seen some kind of marine life that looks like that guy on the left. Maybe a shrimp or a hermit crab of some kind?

holy fuck

>barefoot
>bow and arrow
Holy kek, these larping commie faggots really think real life works like a tv show or something

>fedora nigger with a pistol tucked down the front of his pants

What the absolute fuck are you doing?

Bowman.

+weapon won't accidentally discharge and kill you
+near silent for assassinations
-probably not strong enough to draw the string
-shoes haven't been researched yet youtube.com/watch?v=A8ssUHT5AqQ

Did you try shooting all the hidden watermelons? Or could that be an easter egg?

Leftists are truly subhumans

TBQH this is what I see when I watch Defenders on Netflix

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Is that barefooted hipster wearing oversized dress slacks and sporting a compound bow serious?

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Where is the second rifle?

Is that a toy, or are niggers really stupid enough to stick a pistol into their pants right over their dicks? Need I ask?

Shooting all the watermelons must be done with a black character, Quickshot doesn't work

He's a secret boss, when you get to the DC slums level turn left and he's there in an alley. This will also cause Ending C to trigger.

You have to be playing on the "womyn of color" difficulty setting or harder though.

You unlock him after you destroy all the Confederate monuments.

>implying they actually make children

He's got an IWB holster. Not sure why, since he's clearly attempting to open carry...

>Shotgun Sheldon
>weak
N00b detected. He's secretly OP
>only one wearing actual boots (good for melee)
>bulge in pocket clearly a high powered secondary weapon
>sticky frame soaks up damage
>scarf can be wrapped around wounds, meaning you don't have to spend cash on medkits or run around the map looking for them
>small, round head makes headshots harder, less damage taken
>left wing ugliness makes aiming harder at close range
>shotgun is the most powerful weapon in the game
All it takes to learn this is play more than just looking at his description.

What are they protesting now?

index carry isnt bad if you don't have a round in the chamber and you have a trigger cover.

its how i carry my glock.

Normal people don't larp like this

The funniest part about this faggot is there are two reasons why he's got a bow:
A) He's too dirt-poor to afford even a $400 pistol or
B) He went the snowflake route so much and faked having so many different mental illnesses that he was blacklisted from legally purchasing a firearm
They just destroy themselves every fucking time.

Also, I forgot, tattoos can be upgraded for special abilities.

Why do you have this lewd pepe saved??

DLC?

That's why you choose Jamal on the right. I know people call him in a noob character because his rifle is equipped with a scope so it fits CQC as well as long-range target(let's be honest this is only viable in co-op mode) but overall he's a well-balanced character if you ignore the -15 Stamina due to the nose ring blocking airway.

I'm gonna play as Abraham Ford

Behold the diverse offense force. Larry the wide eyed ginger scarf wearin heavy weapons man. His brut force and loose cannon attitude could kill a force of ten marines.

Jamal camo, the stealth man. His fedora allows him to blend into any high dress attire event while his camo allows him to blend in with the outdoors. Carries a silenced glock as well.

Shoeless Sniper larper. After playing 300 hours as sniper from TF2 with the huntsman, he is fully trained to kill even a mouse (although he would never hurt an animal he's vegan) from over 3000 meters away.

and finally Tyrone assault. The sharp shooter who's experience in Bailtmore with black lives matter has made him able to combat garbage cans, police cars, and even dumpsters.

Their mission is to kill Drumpf

he is wearing full flack jacket/level 3 that covers his dick. legit body armor with no shoes and a bow.

wtf are you doing son?

They cancelled that character pre release. He's not in the game.