Muh apocalypse

literally nothing happened yet again.

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it's september 23 over here and I can confirm nothing is happening

these digits confirm that the end will come in 2 hours

And nothing ever will.
It's a LARP someone here made and it got popular on the net.

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it aint the 23rd until its the 23rd in America, bitches.

It's supposed to "happen" when the clock strikes noon in Jerusalem. Set your clocks accordingly.

so how long we have?

Why did the yearly September "happening" change from the 25th to the 23rd?

Where do you live? It's 5am on the east coast of the US.

Nothing will happen, as per the usual happeningfags will get blueballs

see flag, 8 pm here

>Leaf

Texas is us central time zone though.

What apocalypse?

Easter Island, Punta Arenas, or Santiago?

Of course nothing happened. It's the same old "I WANNA APOCALYPSE" thing humans have been getting off to for centuries.

And because people do, smarter humans use this fetish to get ahead, usually by taking the fools for everything they're worth in "preparations" or "help us prepare for the end of the world!" shit.

Nobody will predict the end. They will only experience it, and it will only be clear in hindsight as to what happened.

It's 23rd when it's the 23rd in London; the official centre of the world.

I went by Santiago... It would be tomorrow morning at 6am.

we can use this map to mark if anything is happening

I feel it in my bones. It is coming

man that seems like a long time ago. fuck.

It takes place at noon in Israel. We have about 10 hours. Finish up any unfinished business.

interesting

Normally I'd tell you all how stupid you are.
But I can't argue with those numbers.

10 hours from now

PRAISE. kek demands blood.

I never assumed an apocalypse, I just assumed we'd end up looking fucking retarded to the rest of the world by this point.

Mission accomplished.

I will die in bed naked.

1830 gmt

Fucking trips!

it's 7:39 am in norkland at the moment. what time would he likely launch it?

it's the 23rd over there already

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We never should have resurrected a god of chaos. This is all our fault.

>EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA
>EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA
>EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA
>EARTHQUAKE IN CALIFORNIA

no, it was our privilege.

our lulz privilege is biting back

Chaos of the Muslims confirmed

can anyone shop this into a pepe face on the fortune teller and a nuke explosion in the orb? i only have paint.

this
I'll laugh silly when the day comes and all the autists that ever wish for it start to cry its happening
nobody really wants to die or lose their neet supplies

What twitter accounts should I follow?

Goy, it won't be happening

I'll be out and about driving around, so hopefully I at least see some fireworks before my untimely demise

Israel should be the center of it if you've read/kept up with this stupid ass conspiracy.
Watch, it's gonna be the calmest day in Israel ever.
Sup Forums(the schizo /x/ refugee part of it) will be BTFO severely

you dare deny the happening granted us by kek?

nigger i'm stocking though.

...yet

its the 23rd in Germany

>muh digits

>texas
wew lad

what are you stocking?

Nah calm your tits
That's just your emotions screwing with you. Trust me, we're all like the people who wished for a thunderstorm in the desert only to complain and moan about it as they slowly sank in the sand they wanted to get rid of.

>22244
wat

can foods and some metal
i always feel like i wan't the world to burn but just need another year to prepare.

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ignore the non-believer! BLASPHEMER!

ah some metal huh? whatever could he mean by this? yeah it's a good idea to have some food around. honestly there's more chance of nukes flying now than in the cold war so it's not dumb. the people who make fun of preppers will be the same leeches knocking on your door looking for gibs and they get nothing.

This is good. Embrace the nothingness. Peace.

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Don't expect the apocalypse. Expect a tipping of the scales.

Antarctic is cracking a part pole shift?

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this prophecy is thousands of years old, it might be off by a few days. just saying. surely if we wait...

I accept Ahmad's terms.

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ITS not off a few days until it becomes september 24 in all places

holy shit stop believing Sup Forums its still september 23

Is this why Saudi Arabia bought weapons?

These digits confirm that a sign will shine in the night to let us know that the end is coming.
Glory
Glory
Glory
To God for his kingdom is near.

NOT ONE
NOT TWO
but THREE
cop cars, parked down the street from me.

it's definitely happening.

GIVE KEK STRENGTH

PRAISE IT

Fuck you talmbout, apparently there's now a land bridge from Scotland to Northern Ireland and The Republic of Ireland and Italy have fallen into the sea.

Apparently.

PRAISE KEK BRING US A HAPPENING!!!!!!

I just heard an ambulance drive by.

ITS HAPPPPPEEEENNNNNNIIIIIIIIINNNNMGGGGGG!!!!!!

i feel paranoid writing lol. but yeah i stopped telling people about all this stuff because people are to stupid. they think the current state of the world will last forever and everything will be fine.
i can feel bitter and ashamed that i have wasted money and not done more but at the same time any prepping puts you ahead of the horde

yo this guy got middle eastern weapons trips

I just hope to live long enough to see the entire Middle East and Africa go up in smoke.

Of course not you expect these power holders to just make moves willy nilly that will bring their own demise and probably WW3 no one's that stupid.

Revaltions was added to the bible. They have been tracking star constellations since the dawn of time they can predict the pattern

If nothing happened 3hr ago, the 9hr more wait.

Syria stopped ISIS and Israel bombed them. Trump sold weaponry to Saudi Arabia

haaretz.com/israel-news/1.811066

NK

tonight

last I checked, Canada, and many other countries, are part of America.

WILL IT BE ON LIKE DONKEY KONG ?!?!

ONLY TIME AND DIGITS WILL TELL !

Canada is the 51st state.

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revelation_12_Sign

Revelation 12 comes true on the 23rd

this will be the greatest happening you will ever see. it will also be your last.

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Happening confirmed
Here's what we have so far
>Normal Yelm Friday Traffic isn't as intense
>I had to wait an hour at the pharmacy because of some computer problem with my doctor
>Fucking deer got into my strawberries again

It will happen when the equinox happens

It is happening ..

THE SACRED NUMBERS! PRAISE!

PRAISE! The clerics and the priesthood of Kek will revere you as an avatar of the one true God.

yup nuthing happening
>China's central bank tells banks to stop doing business with North Korea: sources
reuters.com/article/us-northkorea-missiles-banks-china/chinas-central-bank-tells-banks-to-stop-doing-business-with-north-korea-sources-idUSKCN1BW1DL

>checked for confirmed happening.

Please let Commiefornia be wiped off the map before it's all said and done.

Muse is garbage