Joining the US Army tomorrow... Am I retarded? 18 male, wrestler for 10 years, 1480 SAT, 90 on ASVAB

Joining the US Army tomorrow... Am I retarded? 18 male, wrestler for 10 years, 1480 SAT, 90 on ASVAB

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I'm proud of you user.

What MOS did you get?

Good goy!

It's a stable job where you get to travel the world and fight for other countries. If you enjoy it go officer or warrant so the higher ups don't shit on you.

>1480 SAT score
lol I didn't even study and I got a 1900

I really hope you die. Dead serious.
Not captured by hajis and tortured for days or whatever, just a regular anonymous nameless death in the books and a flight back home covered with the flag with the others.

they removed the writing section so the max you can get is 1600 now

good shit my dude

Keep your wits about you, make friends, and don't be an autist or you will likely be hazed.

>1480
>not in the 2000 club

lol don't reproduce

he probably black so the meat grinder is a good option for him. he can enjoy being stuck in a military base in another country and not allowed to leave said base so all he can do is stare at trannys slurping down ramen noodles and reading vogue magazine out loud.

itll be like being part of the gheyest frat ever and you wont need to spend your pay on college. oh yea the GI bill was removed from play under obama no free college

Friendly remind you
Air Force > Navy >>>>>>Army>Marine
Why did you choose US Army?

>Army

Nah you fucked up.

Where do you live? They administer easier tests to areas with larger minority populations to even out the scores.

1480 out of 1600 on the new version you idiot nigger

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my dad threatened to kick me out of I join. Witch doesn't make sense because I will be leaving anyway.

This desu.

So why the fuck would you not go to Annapolis or West Point?

Stupid as all hell and OP will regret.

1600 is the max score everywhere. It was a recent change.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SAT#2016_changes.2C_including_the_return_to_a_1600-point_score

what mos? Just don't come to fort hood. this place is terrible.

> Navy > Army

For starters, which one has less niggers, sans the air force? Army

Should've joined the chair force

Yes you are retarded. Shits going to hit the fan pretty soon and you probably signed up for "muh free tuition for health administration degree" meme.

I hope you at least chose some job that actually has a civilian application when you get out, not just infantry or some shit

>Keep ur head down
>Do NOT volunteer for ANYTHING
>Get Moleskin to line ur boots

I could never get on board with signing my life away to a corrupt government, and fighting in some unjust war that we have no business being in.
Now I'm older, and regret not being able to have served my country.

Yes, I know that. But they administer easier tests to schools with more niggers and spics to even out the scores.

Try to aim to become a Ranger

>wrestler

u are retarded

whys this a response every time?
some shill psyop shit?

>1 post by this ID

Have fun being a political tool in illegal and immoral wars for the most corrupt kind of politicians and plutocrats you stupid fuck.

19D is the only option, OP. Get your spur, and laugh at all the jealous 11B's. Best time of my life, although your recruiter will be pissed as fuck with a 90 ASVAB. I got 87 and he smoked the shit out of me after I took the oath.

looking forward to killing some of those little kiddies? cause that's what you'll end up doing. your oligarchs will attack their oligarchs and you'll end up killing innocents that have no control or say about anything.

>1480 SAT
I really hope that's on the new SAT. Either way, git gud.

yoiu will kill their patriots and conscripts for their duty to defend against people like you

Go GI or some other combat role. I would definitely qualify higher, but I wouldn't be going into the army to learn a trade, I would go for the molding and experience.

only difference is you have a choice to fight or do something else, they may not

>I killed her parents
>Pv2
I don't think so lad.

If you're a homosexual already, you'll probably like it. The constant ass-fucking and sexual hierarchy really wears you down at first, but all I can say is you get go numb and accept it.

I was actually born there. The shitty nurse nearly got my killed in uetero because my umbilical cord was around my neck like a noose, which was backed up by a second dangerous knot.

> army doc finally comes in after 32 hours of shit
>"WTF ARE YOU DOING, NURSE?! We need to deliver this little shit immediately!
>Mom gets cut open
>i apparently pissed all over everyone as they unwound me like a spool of umbilical cord

That's how I'm told it went, anyway. Anyway here's some naked women for OP.

GOOD GOYIM JOIN MILITARY BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN INTO IT ALREADY

Yes you are for not joining the Marines.

You might or might not be retarded, I don't know ... when you say you got a "90 on ASVAB," are you talking about the GT or the AFQT?

I dont get it

Go full Johnny Rambo.
Volunteer and make your officers proud of you until one day you get to kill niggers and get paid by the government to do it. As a wetwork specialist every single other person in the army from private to field marshal will overtly or covertly kiss your arse.
Enjoy it.
When you get out all sorts of eclectic people will want to pay you for your time and attention.
Enjoy that too.

>unironically asks if it is retarded to join the neo-con-israeli-jew controlled US military.

I dunno user, do you feel lucky?

japs are the epitome of white race

Sauce

lol the idiocy is hilarious
there is no writing portion. 1600 is a max score

Former Marine Officer here. Go to college. Join as an officer after, or do ROTC and get college paid for.
My best advice would be to not join at all. You just can't trust the political class, and this country is descending into madness. Not to mention the dual loyalties of many in the media, government, and behind the scenes.

I salute you - 40 years from now when your grandchildren or people ask what did you do duringg the War on Terror you can answer with pride. All these other people who refused to serve their country won't even be able to look you in the eyes.

You're not retarded user. All societies need men who are good with their hands and plain spoken, keep up the good work.

found the coward

The American military is a socialist state within a state.

I suppose it's great for people who like that sort of thing.

the absolute pottery of 19 year old faggots with the nazi flags meming on about how others are idiots

Japs are soulless insect people

>i killed her parents

mother of keks

Yes

Serving there interests of any country is retarded, be an internationalist.

You're thinking of Chinks. Japs are the autistic suicidal ones.

underage

Doing G-d's work user

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coward?

Join the air force if your sat score is 1480(if thats on the 1600 scale anyways). Much better pay, benefits and its more prestigious.

Pay and benefits are the same. Its not really prestigious any more, now its the easy branch with all the minorities. No bonuses in the airforce either.
Its definitely gone downhill.

What? Is that true

If you got a 1480/1600 then you should probably be an officer.

maybe you'll be fighting side by side with al qaeda or isis

Ew Asians

What kind of excuse are we gonna give for this?

None of those stats matter when you're in the shit

kill some sandniggers for me pls

if true the us is attacking syria af fighting isis

>90 asvab
>Not joining air force

You fucking dumbass.

>for other (((((((((((country))))))))))))

Ftfy

Don’t be a tanker and definitely don’t be a fucking MP.

this. Annapolis or West Point is only real option

90 on asvab
.... Yeah....
Army is where you belong

Fuck that - go in the Coast Guard - be stationed in Massachusetts or someplace.

No. user is a butthurt retard. They administer the same test on the east coast and central areas. Both start at the same time (Central one hour earlier). Another test for pacific and mountain, also at the same time. This is so they can't cheat using the questions from the east coast on the pacific test if they administered the same test.

Not sure how Hawaii and Alaska and international testing goes though

Good goy... fight for Israel

1480 SAT? Brainlet!

But really, you should only think about whether you'll be a POG or whether you'll be getting shot at. Don't get shot at. These wars aren't worth it.

>26 years old
>thinking of joining that airforce

Anyone join at a later age? Also how r the vaccines? I hear service members get shit tier vaccines that cause auto immune diseases

Go fight for Israel! Good sport.

Just fags who couldn't make the cut. Either too fat, stupid or both desu familia

goto community college.

Never forget who you truly serve user.
youtu.be/djwPqAJ_3GY
Never froget who you truly serve.
I understand why youre doing it, but its not right.

your gonna die

youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

>Am I retarded?

You didn't join the marines, so probably not. Enlisting isn't as nice commissioning in. But it's one of the few fields a normal person can get stable work, good benefits, good retirement if you stay in, etc. So not a bad career path.

Don't marry and don't blow your bonus.

The people of Israel thank you for your sacrifice.

Smackdown or Raw?

this kid in army suit is you?

as long as you are planning on going to college, its extremely worth

you will generally have a great time with the boys


t. former Army

I literally knew the guy in the pic, I highly doubt OP is him. The guy in the pic was a fobbit. He never left the wire and was even demoted downrange because he was worthless and a troublemaker.

don't wait for ptsd, kys

pro tip, don't fight jewish wars

If it doesn't rek you it'll make you pretty strong. Kind of a russian roulette.

you might be retarded.
but if you want to be king of the retards be an MP

Study geopolitics more before you draw blood. Depending on your personality type, your shadow might die over there.