Ask a Man Who Just Got Charged With a DUI Anything

Just got charged with a DUI tonight and am out on bail, AMA

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unlucky. do they put you in jail for that?

whyd you do it, user

Alcohol is haram

How does it feel to have put people's lives in danger ?

What was you BAC?

what were you drinking?

I was in a holding cell until my friend picked me up

This is a free country and it's bullshit that Asian women in minivans can legally drive but not drunk white men

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Blew a .16 and I'm 19

A lot of wine

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when are you gonna an hero?

This is why marijuana needs to be legalized.

Kill yourself loser

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Retard. Next time don't.., I have no sympathy for you. In 94 myself and three friends were going to see a movie. drunk driver hopped the curb while we were waiting for the bus. Two of my friends died. One went over the car the other went under the car. Watched them die right there on the grass.

It really sucked. This could have turned out way worse for you and others. So don't be a fuckin dickhead.

Pay your fine, do your classes, get sr22 insurance and move on. People make mistakes.

Thanks for the tutorial

The day before my court date, although it's a misdemeanor my life is fucked

Fuck off hippie take the advice of

Youre gunna blame it on the alcohol, but you got to be a class A retard to think strangers give a fuck about your new retard medal and for you to wear it on your chest like its a conversation piece. Im smug knowing youre gunna have to piss away 5 to 10 grand because of your mental handicap. Eat shit OP, saged

Well that sucks OP, when all is said and done, it will probably cost you about $10-15k.

What did the officer pull you over for? If you blew a .16... he probably pulled you over for swerving all the fuck over the place... amirite?

The thing is I was literally pulled over on the side of the road taking to someone on the phone, I wasn't endangering anyone.

This is America if they want to make me do classes they can fuck right off.

I was literally pulled over on the side of the road for a few minutes talking to someone on my phone.

Idiot.

Don't drink and drive.

Also this will cost you around 10 k. so enjoy the next 6 months of your life being shit.

Don't worry that's coming soon I'm just building the courage as my life is fucked despite having a completely clean record before this.

there is absolutely no way to avoid the classes unless you never want to drive again, and are okay with being on probation forever.

How is drinking and driving any more dangerous than elderly people and asians behind the wheel?

Joke's on them, heaven doesn't require any licenses.

because you are a moron.

the fact you think you can drink and drive means you should never drive again for being so moronic.

you're a retard
enjoy the AA/loss of license/thousands in fines for being a retard

I gave you sound advice. Enjoy the rest of this pessimistic thread in which you desire

fuck building courage, thats too hard for someone like you. just down a couple shots and get right back on the road to finish the job, you massive puss

Been driving for years with no tickets or wrecks so I'm clearly not a danger to the public.

I'll enjoy being dead

Thanks dad

I had the courage to risk jail to get to mcdonalds, I think tying a noose isn't too hard for me.

Next time remove the keys from the ignition and get in the back seat. You can blow a .35 and be staggeringly drunk with your car parked on the side of the highway... if you're in the backseat and the keys aren't in the ignition, you're not drunk driving.

t. Legalfag

Too late for that, thanks for the advice anyways user.

youre forgetting the biggest counterpoint: you have a dui as a minor. ofc youre a danger to the public

I drink and drive all the time.
Fite me.

Too bad you couldn't have saved the local tax payers a little on your trial and just wrapped your car around a tree instead.

So far as I'm concerned 18 year olds are adults friendo, with the one caviat that we're not allowed to drink because our minds can comprehend voting on the future of the nation but cannot fathom consuming a beverage.

Well at least the lawyer will get paid for nothing as I'll be 6 feet under before the trial in a couple weeks.

Are you resentful towards the police? Do you think they overstepped their bounds?

I got caught with weed a few months ago and its still not resolved yet. fuck the police, there is no justice in the world. the justice system is fucked and Lord have mercy on anyone who gets sucked into it.

pic related, OP used to drive a SMART car

The ironic thing is that my line of work last year involved promoting the candidate that supported the police. Yes, I resent them as they basically sentenced me to death.

it ain't worth offing yourself, bro. everyone gets one free pass. you'll probably get a plea deal for probation. just don't do it again

If only, I would prefer death to this. Only a matter of time now.

On the bright side I can go completely 1488 on my Snapchat stories with the college normies I have added as it won't matter when I'm dead soon.

It doesn't matter at this point, the way our justice system works is that once you've got a misdemeanor you're fucked forever, regardless of how puritan you act in the future.

My idiot 19 yr old friend in college got busted for DWI.
Lost his license for a year, and like that was it..
If it's your first one, you're pretty much fine.
It gets much worse the second time around.

>more excuses
just because youre old enough to be an adult legally doesnt mean mean you are one mentally. that's beside the fact since drinking and driving is illegal at all ages. acceptance, empathy, and closure will come with maturity. hopefully that doesnt take you another 18 years.

I am planning on running for public office and this fucked me (even though I told nobody as I'm not retarded this is bound to surface)

I have my mind set on sudoku and there's no stopping me.

do it, faggot

Shut up faggot, the idea of mental age is a falsehood due to varying intelligence among individuals.

See, for instance, that I'm currently around a .14 abv and write in a more sophisticated manner than your average 50 year old.

I'll live stream it to pornhub next week, be ready.

its time to an hero, mr big boy

Higher a really good lawyer it will be expensive but you can probably get it dropped down to reckless driving depending on how drunk you were and how bad you were driving. Most people I know have gotten off light for their first time.

You should consider quitting alcohol after this. It sounds retarded, like you are giving in to your enemy, but then you can go around and brag about how good a person you are and how this wake up call has changed everything and people will give you unlimited undue credit and think you're very brave.

Enjoy the $2,000 down the drain for fines, MADD, blower in your car plus maintenance fees.
Enjoy your probation and drug tests.
Enjoy the embarrassment of having to start your car by blowing into a tube.
But most of all, enjoy getting your "free pass" at the age of 19.

But most of all, enjoy being scared shitless to drink and drive for a long long time. Sucks youre only 19. The second one won't be as nice to you

T. Someone who got a DWI @ 23

Well yank were in the same boat...
it was over 2 years ago , 40 hours of community service, countless court aperances, and endless hastle but im back in the drivers seat...
this whole expirence has showed me how addicted to these fuckin burdens we are.
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hey OP, real talk, but if you're going to off yourself you may as well go out in style. get revenge on the fucker who busted you. A life for a life. He fucked you, so you should return the favor. get his name from the arrest report, find his address via internet sleuthing, then send a message to the boys in blue. personally it's something I've always dreamed about. Imagine throwing a grenade in the bedroom window at night and leaving a note in the mailbox like "bad piggies get fried". you could probably get away with it to. what I wouldn't give to see the forces faces after hearing there is a vigilante cop killer on the loose... You'd be doing the world a favor.

this. got a DUI when I was 23 and I won't even have a single beer and drive now. and OP, your life isn't over. the older you are, the harder it is to explain DUI... by the time you are done with college, this will be history. don't sweat it. but DO NOT drive drunk anymore. they will absolutely wreck your shit on the second one, and you will go to jail for a very long time should you get a third one.

he'll make that cops day showing up limp wristed to assassinate for giving you a dui. he stomps on pussies for a living, and all he needs is an excuse to pull out his CC at home or service gun on duty to waste some fag

Sounds like a whole lot of your own damn fault