WAKE UP EDITION! ITS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA

THE NORKS DID ANOTHER ONE

JUST BREAKING NOW!!

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rocketman at it again

>depth of 0 km

We will die next week

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>3.4

hmmm. give us the happening. give it now.

sheeeeittt, negro.

Kim is a mess

>mfw the missile hit NK
>mfw they are all dead

FAKE NEWS

That's too small.

Could be a fizzle, or just a very small 1-2 kiloton shot so they don't blow the up mountains.

lol

al boe. sounds like bullshit.

Low power bomb detonated at shallow depth? Atmospheric test? Just a small earthquake??

AWAKEN RING OF FIRE
AWAKEN YELLOWSTONE

AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN, AWAKEN
TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN

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Sea level, memflagbro.

>3.4 magnitude

miniaturization complete

RIP USofA

can't tell if happening or not. either way, rocket man will pay

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Kim slipped anf fell on his fat ass

yeah this is probably their warhead version if this is actually true.

SKYKING SKYKING
SKYKING SKYKING

DO NOT ANSWER

Still no re-entry vehicle. Can't use ICBMs. Can only threaten Guam.

why wait?

>3.4
lmao i've had farts stronger than that

depends on the depth, could be up to like 5 kt if it's deep.

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Based as fuck. Kim is a god.

he's the least cucked millennial of all time.

TWO MORE SOURCES REPORTING:

twitter.com/ChinaPlusNews/status/911520122816172033


twitter.com/XHNews/status/911517162023510016

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hey, i have an idea

how about we LEAVE THEM THE FUCK ALONE FOR ONCE

The greatest Nationalist-Racialist alive. The pure essence of /ourguy/-ism

BREAKING NEWS

Honestly this should be an offence to report something so retarded as breaking news

not happening lads, 23 of september is a joke

haha fuck that.

Strategic patience was Obama's strategy you retard. Look how well that worked out for us.

23 September is a larp, nothing gonna happen although war with NK can

What a great idea. Why don't you go tell your lyin' media to stop reporting shit on NK unless it's of major significance

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>this

looking forward to seeing footage of current atmospheric test, it‘s been a while since the french campaign

stop being a fag and contribute to the burning of the world.

We did that for 40 years, now they have nukes

Is this the biggest blue ball ever

>be a very small country
>atmospheric nuclear test on your own soil
Rocketman pls

its a nuke test you retard
its over

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i called it. this could still be bullshit who knows.

i never see the rest of what happened here

>3.4
Can anyone calculate that in megatons?

WTF. I hate NK now. What happened to the Hydrogen bombing the pacific?

enough. enough megatons.

>it's a nuke test
Clearly it says 3.4 magnitude earthquake.
Fuck off your larping retard

mfw the nk sets off a nuke everyweek!
i love this time line!

Amerishits btfo

Second test imminent.

he went home and had an ice cold beer

>megatons
I don't they're anywhere near that. Haven't all their nukes so far been smaller than Hiroshima?

they probably have one on a missile ready to go and launch into the ocean. they were doing a trial run with this one first. i bet they launch another one and actually explode it in the atmosphere.

Caused by a nuke test, dipshit.

Checked

Lies

0km depth retard

Their last test did a 5.8 or whatever
This one is 3.4
nobody will care

>Clearly it says 3.4 magnitude earthquake

Earthquakes don't happen at 0km depth you massive ignorant faggot

> 0 km

There are no currently reported earthquakes anywhere near that region, you dumb fuck. The closest one with activity in the general area was 224 km off the SE coast of Japan.

Where the fuck have you been?

last test was 250 KT

in Another thread Jap bros stated that a missile was fired towards Japan but was so short it fell just off North Korea

you have to miniaturize it to fit it on their meh-tier missile. what is payload?

i swear to god rocket man needs to nuke you abo-emu nigger shitposters

The big one they tested was just slightly bigger than Fat Man

Checked.
0 km is sea level.

>aussie
what did i expect

Kim really needs to amp up the megatons on his own soil. I want that super volcano to go off.

what happens now?

twitter.com/inside_nk/status/911306162871635968

super sanctions

Can we just rek the fucking norks already? I've been saving my load all year.

I guess I missed that.
RIP in peace, Amerifriends

1-2 kilotons

They have H-bombs now. They are hundreds if not thousands of times more powerful than the Hiroshima/Nagasaki bombs.

AMERIFATS ATTACKED BEST KOREA! WW4 NAO

Then after that double super sanctions

>depth 0km

Dafq, did it explode at ground level?

absolutely nothing

more confirmation. it's really happening.
twitter.com/ReutersIndia?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^news|twgr^author

Get off the sauce mate

Sanctions won't ever do shit. Action will. Let's unify Korea.

I thought nobody outside of NK pretended to believe that

3.4? did a water heater explode?

It happening. Nuclear chan.

See

AND THEN DOUBLE SUPER SECRET SANCTIONS

>everything originates on Sup Forums then goes to reddit

if double digits it was USA surgical strike

Checked

i'm a mix of elated and scared.
then super saiyan 1 sanctions