How the fuck does Monogatari get away with this obvious pedo shit?

How the fuck does Monogatari get away with this obvious pedo shit?

Araragi is basically a pedofile.

She's older than him though

Nice excuse user

You deserve to be locked up

>pedofile

Their relationship was actually really cute

>amerifats with their arbitrary 'morals' that 18 is a good legal age of consent
>amerifats not being able to read the subtitles on their screens that state she is much older
Loli is a body type, not an age you retard

>tfw you'll never have a relationship with an elementary school girl who's actually a 500 year old vampire

It's a different culture.

>pedofile

What the fuck is a pedofile?

>pedofile

Snail > Bat picture unrelated

It's like the X-files except they're finding hints of lolis who are actually over dozens or sometimes hundreds of years old.

The things you find on a pedophile's computer

Oh lolis are the greatest thing ever.
Their soft bodies, uncorrupted souls.
And their amazing smell.
Oh how i wish i could lick the armpit of a loli.
Dont you anons ever dream?

Araragi is into kids
Araragi is into sisters
Araragi may be into lesbians
Araragi is into S&M
Araragi is into big breasts
Araragi is into flat chests
Araragi is into non-humans

>tfw loli vampire to be racist with
fuckin italians, i swear.

on another note, didnt realize he lifted her up, he went in on that.

>mfw this isnt a show yet
imagine RRRG specifically busting loli mysteries. i'd watch it.

I'm pretty sure the law doesn't cover ghosts.

If it makes you feel any better, half the time she's the one raping Araragi though.

Obvious bait is obvious.

>Araragi
>A lolicon
Im tired of hearing these ridiculous claims, why would you people ever think this?

I'd watch any show where Ararararagi is the MC.

Fuck off with your sad bait, phone poster.

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This thread just reminded me to go and check
for those who don't know, all of Mayoi Hell has been translated on tarabletranslations

What's wrong with phone posting?
The only suitable place for shit posting is on the toilet.

A love that was destined to never be.

>Araragi in a Wuxia Film
>Araragi in a Space Exploration series
>Araragi trapped in a video games with a bunch of NEETs

But she's dead. A ghost.

Adding necrophilia to pedophilia usually makes things worse.

>necrophilia
It's not a corpse, it's a ghost.

How is this show not a haram again?

nips don't like muslims as far as i know

They don't like any gaijin religions

>Araragi trapped in a video games
Would be boring since RRRG doesn't play video games

>pedofile

As an American, that is funny, but holy shit I would be laughing so hard if I were a yuropoor

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Snail is 11 years older than Ragi and on top of that, she's a ghost. Bat is 600 years older than Ragi while Doll is a century older than him.
They are just stuck in their 幼女, 少女, 童女 forms.

ARE YOU AN ITALIAN?

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>Araragi in a Space Exploration series
>The token All-Female Species is also all loli
>Every Species is an All-Female Species

SPAGHETTI FUCKERS
BOWN
THE FUCK
OUT

Arararagi is into everything.

Must have massive erection all the time

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That could also be an amusing point to the premise though. He isn't a full on vidya nerd, and Shinobu doesn't understand the specifics of the modern era fully. They are also overpowered as all fuck if it's a reality transfer rather than a mind trap. I'm sure you could pull something amusing out of Ararararararagi having to steamroll some video game world he doesn't really understand. Actually, the premise would be a bit similar to Kizu since that was him becoming trapped as a superpowered high school action hero. Hell, maybe it would be a good way to explore the "What if he said fuck humanity and solved all of his problems with vampire power?" aspect. There is also removing his vampirism in the alternate world, but I think that would be less interesting since so much of the series already focuses on solutions other than brute force.

Oumonogatari - Arararagi and Shinobu go speed run a blatant SAO clone, the other girls make cameos as NPCs without explanation

>Meme, Kaiki, Ougi, and Hanekawa are his bridge officers
>super lovey-dovey light-mails from Hitagi arrive while he is being swarmed by alien loli hordes
>commentary on different aspects of society as manifested through the home planets of the increasingly fetishistic wish fulfillment alien species
These are the stories of the starship Arcadia.

Kill yourself