I want Rider to sit on my face!

I want Rider to sit on my face!

We all do user, we all do.

I don't

>pear-shaped
Nah. At least let her be heavy both top and bottom.

>He wants the stench of Shinji's putrid, dry semen to be rubbed in his face

That's a new low

>I want Rider to ride my face
You had one job user

Pear-shaped girls are perfect user.

They're nice, but you need to go full hourglass.

THREAD RIDER

Does rider get class bonuses at dick-riding?

Saber and Shirou are getting married!

She has better taste than that.

>not wanting the delectable scent of Shinji's superior, musky manjuice rubbed in your face

You gay son?

She could drive NASCAR as well as some of the best NASCAR racers in the world if she hopped into a racecar.

If her mount was a man, she'd be literally a world-class lay.

How the fuck did this garbage ever become so popular.

Anyone can drive in a circle user.

Well played.

I've never bothered with the VN, only the animes, am I missing out on much?

Pretty much nothing.
Just everything and Heaven's feel.

Yeah. The VN.

Matou, stop posting.

But she is also a woman.