/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - Never started a thread before EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

Other urls found in this thread:

worldstarhiphop
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=84&v=-nDOIYTHdo4
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

slef bump. where the Roberts at?

Lame. no Roberts anymore

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Gangbangers screamin about how high they are and buckin up to folks

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comfy for all /cpd/ bump

hey another Robert!! thanks sir
what's the drink of choice for tonight?

Vodka and coke, with five hour old cold pizza at 5am.
Just caught this before bed, hope anons can join and get comfy. Love /cpd/, just caught me on a night where i'm knackered... -_- Alas...

Bamp for comfy good night vibe bread.

Hope to catch you tomorrow, Roberts.
G-night.

goodnight Robert. stay comfy

OD behind a church. guess he wants to meet jesus

Good evening roberts

good evening Robert. how are ya?

Had a shit night. How are you sir?

What's the damage tonight? Any sewer goblins tonight?

You used one of my favorite pics for the thread

sorry about the shit night . nothing big yet. lotsa drunks on the blue line. some domestics and a bunch of gangbangers screamin about how high they are.

Thanks man. I suppose of one is high the best thing to do is yell it out to the world.

yea Iove that one too. I have thought about getting some of these printed up and sent to the CPD. or print em up and sell em for the protect the vest fund

That's actually a really good idea. I would buy one.

>> battery in progress

yea i'm just not sure where I could sell em without getting gouged by fees from the site I post em on

I don't know where a good place would be.

>>violent mental lady

do you think kickstarter would be ok with it.

I have no idea

Someone set up a cozy live YouTube stream with some live feeds and the scanner

sound system is too loud

Link?

he's asking someone to set one up because he's too lazy to set one up himself

I don't have a link I'm saying someone set one up like we did with #harvylootcrew or the protests.

I'm mobile postin

woooooooooooooo

Sorry. Been a long day.

Sorry. Misread it.

Forgot how nice everyone is in these threads. Made a mistake and no one called me a faggot or said go kys.

Did they ever find out if that freezer was a racist or not?

freezers are always racists. cuz blacks can't handle cold.

one runnin!!!! foot chase is on!!

OH SHIT ROBERTS ON THE CHASE - on foot?!?

>on polaski on polaski

K9 woofin in the background. woot , nigs at nite.

foot chase confirmed

back injury on an officer. GET ROBERT HELP YOU BITCHESSS!!

sad white boy in the median. I'm sure that's a priority call

robbed his ex. smoke weed erry day

I wish you faggots didn't post this fash wavebullshit in these threads it comfy at all
Fuck off normie faggots

the leaf found the thread. thanks for the bump fuckboy. hope you have a great night bub.

I've been away for a few weeks. What's all this about?

black chick at a hotel party wandered off from the party and got herself locked in the hotel kitchen freezer and froze to death. family don't believe she did it herself and thinks she was drugged and dragged into the freezer

I can't remember which dindu city it was in. Chicago or Detroit I believe

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dindus robbed somebody in the city and booked a hotel room with the stolen credit cards. they threw a party in the hotel room (a business hotel primarily) and one of the sheboon's couldnt handle her liquor. she wandered off into the hotel kitchen and took a nap in the freezer.

now, black lives matter is outside protesting every night because the freezer is a suspected white supremacist.

worldstarhiphop is ground zero for conspiracy theories about the hotel and its hate freezer:
worldstarhiphop
.com/videos/video.php?v=wshho3LIX1f0HW2p75Vv

and there was a livestream from inside the party that also has the dindus adjusting their backwards tinfoil hats
worldstarhiphop
.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh2fxNC9C7FF93FSOM

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=84&v=-nDOIYTHdo4

you have to see this.

It's been a while, guys. How're we all doing tonight?

ya know there's a reason news outlets used to ignore crimes and accidents involving black victims. we're going to start seeing a lot of mainstream coverage of darwin award deaths.

Thanks for the brief.

I just don't get it. Every time I feel like I'm jaded by all the dumb shit people will blow out of proportion, there's something new only 24 hours away. How can it be so hard to believe that some trashy bitch was so fucked up that she managed to wander off, pass out, and die?

most niggers know what happened and are mocking her but the communists at BLM see an opportunity to exploit the family to create chaos

worldstarhiphop
.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh417k5XjveoR26iU2

pretty good, Robert

>a young black queen

Lel

>first name "Easter"
>spelled like the holiday
kek
>victim is at community services at the ER
>is the suspect in custody?
>negative

Good evening Robert. Got in late. Anything interesting tonight?
We're all in this together.

>battery in progress
>domestic
>hitting her in front of her children

walter's fish and chicken altercation.that's a new ones

I just got in recently - nothing too big since I've come in

>4 people outside breaking windows

>son just got off parole
>acting very belligerent, irate

>boyfriend kicked her out and refused to give her her baby

>2 batteries in progress, pending

>man is rambling, and saying his right hand is hurting because of diabetes

>female beaten really badly
>three males still fighting in the street
sounds like a busy night - they're saying they've got a backlog, not enough cars to hit all these calls

that's my fav. bitch get out and i'm keepin yo baby. like how does that argument transpire. nig logic will always escape me .

why are they even giving a fuck about music disturbances when folks getting shot and robbed?

they don't wanna get shot themselves

name a street Newport. surprised gang of nigs hang out there.

I'm not so sure about that - these calls give me the impression that this woman could be just as strung out, violent, or irresponsible as some of these dudes we keep hearing about

>passed out - he's breathing
>no details on what's wrong with the guy

>victim walked in with a gunshot from _____ and Washington

>loud party, people are shooting fireworks from the roof

ONE SHOT AH AH AH

oh i'm not doubting the veracity of her coonery. I'm just wondering how do you get to that point.

>Mozart and Cortland
>gang disturbance
>Hispanic gang slogans, shouting them at passing cars
we need more non-black memes

multiple generations of nothing but chaos - growing pockets of social degeneration to the point where it becomes normalized. and as ever greater numbers of people fall below a certain threshold of civility and decency, the more common extreme cases will get.
just my guess - but I don't think this insanity was nearly as prevalent for blacks in Chicago back in the 60's

>pregnant lady in a parking garage
>she got beat up by the baby daddy
>male is intoxicated, threatening to kill her
>she's threatening to kill him if police don't get there soon
W O W
O
W

2331 Harrison
>airbnb guest makin' a lot of noise, smoking weed, out on the balcony

Lexington and Aida
>college students, two male whites, took down the street sign

very well put Robert.

thanks, Robert

holy fuckin crackheads. large pipe thrown thru a cars windshield.
captcha Knight sights

>battery in progress
>Washington and Randolph
>males fighting

>male attacked a male in a wheelchair

>pipe, threw it at a car
>right through the windshield

dispatch can't even remember plate numbers wtf dispatch you are slippin tonight

4 SHOTS AH AH AH

>3 shots were heard
>coming from the alley
>2 males, and 1 female

updated to 3 males and 2 females. in an alley shooting. I'm positive there is a lymric in that call somewhere.

cut my wrists into pieces.
police are not needed.

didn't hear anything about those bullets landing in bodies - probably shot for show
>male black fighting with 3 females
>approximately 15 females there
>tfw when too many gfs

>large group fighting in the alley with bottles
>30 people fighting
dis gon b gud.gif

>black male
>no shirt
>has a knife
what could possibly go wrong?

>5 different fights
>like 90 people
>cars are getting damaged
wow - this I'd like to see

>shots fired
>AR-15
>into the side of a truck

kek

This is my first Robert thread what am I in for ?

hearing every sort of violence, drunken disorderly, hit and run, battery, and of course shots fired - all from a comfy thread.
>Who is Robert?
Robert is a codename for all active police personnel, and is substituted for "user" here

>burglary in progress

>music disturbance

>child abuse case in 22nd district

good company and some radio call gems. like check yo keys, and 90 people fighting , and nigs in a sewer grabbing folks by the legs. and the rare weeed eater attack.

>shots fired
>male black
>female in the red shot twice

It's a bit late for serious happenings. but there are still gems. I recommend getting in at 10 pm CST. to 2:00 AM CST. Prime niggin hours. at this late it's just the crazyies out.

>25 year old bleeding badly from her boyfriend beating her up

shell gas station domestic. chick bleeding badly from her BF beating her.
UBER driver robbed at gunpoint. no 5 star review edition

oh shit new dispatch. the outta fucks chick.

do yall think they provide free therapy for the dispatchers?? as shitty as chiraq is run i'm thinking no.

WE GOT A RUNNER!!!!!