Kraut/pol/ & AfD General Anonymous

TODAY GENERAL ELECTION
15.10.2017 Regional election in Niedersachsen
15.10.2017 Austrian legislative election

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
archive.fo/W1fFO
postimg
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
youtube.com/watch?v=7Qy9iCuclR0
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu
afd.de/geld-spenden/
wahlnavi.de
wahl-o-mat.de/bundestagswahl2017/
youtube.com/watch?v=TDi_TKa3R40
youtu.be/R3juZ-CwXG8
youtu.be/iFOBH1F2pz4
youtube.com/watch?v=hkhj_Ww3JaU
youtube.com/watch?v=qI9ajODQaI0
youtube.com/watch?v=1dZhgR_Y0sU
youtube.com/watch?v=ITQbncK7YK8
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=ygQJXcLNug8
youtube.com/watch?v=PK4ruOBoffA
youtube.com/watch?v=UjFL1g09558
youtube.com/watch?v=Xo9sRxIbA0s&t=1s
mobile.twitter.com/RefugeeCrimeMap
merkeldieeidbrecherin.com/
achgut.com/
danisch.de/blog/
wahlbeobachtung.de/wahlbeobachtung/media/Leitfaden_zur_Wahlbeobachtung.pdf
youtube.com/watch?v=xrk-vhEOP2A
de.euronews.com/2017/09/19/dalai-lama-fluchtlinge-sollen-zuruckkehren
anyforums.com/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

First for BASED Schulz

I'm off to the voting booth, see ya.

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk
>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:

>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
youtube.com/watch?v=7Qy9iCuclR0

>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

TASKS:
>Gather lurkers
>Make memes
>Spell-check memes
>Spread memes
>Come up with new ideas
>Ignore the shills

If you can spare some shekels:
afd.de/geld-spenden/

They accept PayPal

Wahlnavi
>wahlnavi.de

Wahl-O-Mat:
>wahl-o-mat.de/bundestagswahl2017/

Weidel leaves ZDF Debate
>youtube.com/watch?v=TDi_TKa3R40
Storch vs Bushido
>youtu.be/R3juZ-CwXG8
Nigel Farage speech
>youtu.be/iFOBH1F2pz4
press conference about islam
>youtube.com/watch?v=hkhj_Ww3JaU
Hart aber Fair
>youtube.com/watch?v=qI9ajODQaI0
Schlussrunde
>youtube.com/watch?v=1dZhgR_Y0sU

Internal In memoriam Yuri Bezmenov argumentative edition, extended edition

THESE ARE MESSAGES IN GERM SPEAK, LOUD AND CLEAR, FINE TUNED AND ADJUSTED TO THE POLITICAL SITUATION WE ARE FACING.

- They are fully normie compatible and designed to get normies thinking and idiots to sperg.
- They might serve as guidlines to do quick'n dirty meming effective to the occasion.
- They shall be used on twitter, vanitybook and discussion boards of newspapers.
- They can be reframed in question form easily, sometimes the right question is most effective.
- In the order given, the form one overall coherent big argument.

>Es ist doch völlig egal, ob man die afd nun mag oder nicht.

>Die ganze diskussion ist doch eh hinfällig.

>Es gibt ja eh keine realistische Chance auf eine Regierungsbeteiligung der afd, selbst wenn die 20% erreichen.

>Dennoch ist die afd im Moment die einzig glaubwürdige Opposition.

>Ein hoher Prozentzahl für die afd ist die einzige Möglichkeit, Merkel auch innerhalb der cdu einhalt zu gebieten.

>Ein hoher prozentzahl für die afd ist die einzige Möglichkeit, der Politik und den Medien einen Denkzettel zu verpassen.

>Das wird durch eine offensichtliche gleichgeschaltete Hetzkampange der gegen die afd bezeugt.

>Eine Kampagne, die von den msm gemeinsam und im Interesse der etablierten Politik betrieben wird.

>Diese Hetzkampagne besteht im wesentlichen aus manipulierten Emotionen und künstlicher Aufregung.

>Es gibt einen Grund, weshalb eine solche Hetzkampagne stattfindet.

>Es ist die schiere Panik und die Anerkenntnis des eigenen Versagens. Diese Leute wissen ja (hoffentlich) am besten, was sie getan haben,
>und sie wissen, dass sie einen betrug an den deutschen begangen haben,

>Sie haben über die letzten Jahre demonstriert, dass sie nicht die charakterliche Eignung und das Format haben, das Land verantwortungsvoll zu führen.

> Es ist überhaupt nicht mehr klar, ob Merkel überhaupt noch deutsche Interessen vertritt.

Post pics

> Wissen Sie wirklich, welche Politik/Agenda Merkel verfolgt?
> Der Eindruck, dass sie intransparente Ziele verfolgt, ist nur schwer zu zerstreuen.
> Ist es akzeptabel für eine Kanzlerin, dass ausser einem 'Wir schaffen das' keine tieferen Erklärungen gefolgt sind?
> Stattdessen eine undurchdringliche Wand aus Popaganda? Für wen, und wofür?
> Wie können ohne weiteres nicht überschaubare demographische Weichen gestellt werden, ohne das eine ehrliche Diskussion ststtfindet?
> Das mag ja alles schön und gut sein mit den vielen Kulturen, aber wir wollen hier eine Zivilisation aufrecht erhalten.

cutting losses argument:
> Sie haben immer Altpartei xyz gewählt. Und jetzt versuchen sie verzweifelt, irgend etwas gutes in ihren alten Entscheidungen zu finden?
> Dann ist es irgenwann auch mal an der Zeit, einen Schlusstrich zu setzen und ein Zeichen zu setzen.

If you haven't done so yet, remember to hit your voting shack and give both votes to AfD!

LOL. Ever since he took over, his party has been losing. They literally lost two states that had ALWAYS been socialist.

The fucker didn't even have a campaign slogan! His party's posters only say "Martin Schulz". If that is their programme, who is going to vote for tham?

Arise, arise, supporters of the cause!
Feel the country awakenin with both votes!
Commies shall be shaken! Greens be splintered!
A single sunday! A blue day! And our chosen ones will rise!

Vote now! Vote now! To the cabins!

Forth Empress Lille!

LILLE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LIIIIIIILLE!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
LIIIIIIIILLE!!

Links to spread on fag networks, normie compatible and well reasoned:

youtube:
Jongen (30 min)
youtube.com/watch?v=ITQbncK7YK8

social fail
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=8&v=ygQJXcLNug8

godene merkel
youtube.com/watch?v=PK4ruOBoffA

youtube.com/watch?v=UjFL1g09558

schulte
youtube.com/watch?v=Xo9sRxIbA0s&t=1s
mobile.twitter.com/RefugeeCrimeMap

merkeldieeidbrecherin.com/


blogs:
achgut.com/

danisch.de/blog/

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No. That's forbidden. Don't let that cost you the vote.

is today the voting? how is it looking? thanks.

Bezmenov's trigger happy edition

> Die politische landschaft in deutschland wird sich ändern. Schon bald werden lobotomierte linke Realitätsleugner in der Minerheit sein. Und das ist gut so!

> Wir bekommen eine neue Partei geschenkt

> Was die afd uns bringt, ist wertvoller als Gold.

>His party's posters only say "Martin Schulz"

B-b-but that's WRONG, they also say "Es ist Zeit" now!

Nah, it's a pretty small one.
If tgey catch me, they can invalidate my vote.

first results in 8 hours

I meant of the voting place

>how is it looking?

No results until the polls close, 8 bongs from now

IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR VOTERS

GO TO THE VOTING BOOTHS AT 17:00 UNTIL 17:30, AND THEN STAY UNTIL THE VOTE HAS ENDED AND OBSERVE HOW THEY COUNT THE VOTE.

THIS IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT IF YOU ARE AN URBANITE AND LIVE IN BIG CITIES, WHERE THIS IS MOST LIKELY TO TAKE PLACE.

The fact that there is some unknown person will already prevent them from doing any shenanigans or attempting voter fraud.

Also read this: wahlbeobachtung.de/wahlbeobachtung/media/Leitfaden_zur_Wahlbeobachtung.pdf

Remember: (14.88 + 19.33) / 2 = 17.105!

> 1 7 %
> 7
> %

Jesus Christ that's hillary-tier campaigning, I think my sides are getting gassed right now

Remember when Trump got elected some less stable individuals killed themselves. You think we can make that happen too?

GO VOTE!

Mine is literally called "Martin Luther King School". In fucking Germany. It's the one school all rapefugee children get assigned to, and it looks that way.

Well, to every action there is an equal opposite reaction, so guess whom I voted for.

Turns out there's no AfD candidate for my voting area. Had to vote CDU instead.

This is very important. The 1% people also say you have to count the votes and shit, that's not even necessary. Just have a piece of paper, walk around calmly and act as if you take notes or something.

Just doing that will prevent all the leftist cockroaches from trying anything funny.

Lending my power to all hans-dieters

Crush the Merkel Menace with your mind \O/

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Erststimme ist bongo.

Zweitstimme afd ist was zählt.

youtube.com/watch?v=xrk-vhEOP2A

Hourly reminder to watch the Wahlkreis 63: Frankfurt (Oder) - Oder-Spree.
Gauland has a slim, but realistic chance of winning the Direktmandat there.

Maybe OP should point out when we get the first results, latest polls, likely coalitions and maybe other things. These questions are asked a few times in every thread.

Sagt mal, haben die Wahlhelfer bei euch irgendwas gesagt von wegen "Ich hoffe sie tun das Richtige"?

Nein, und falls das passiert ist, sofort den Namen des Wahlhelfers an die Öffentlichkeit tragen.

Was? Nein. Was erdreisten die sich?

Nein nur zum ersten Mal den Ausweis kontrolliert. Das war die letzten Jahre nicht so, ziemlich kleines Dorf. Aber wahrscheinlich hat man denen gesagt diesmal sehr akkurat zu sein weil viele Leute Wahlbeobachter machen.

I'm thinking of doing just that later on, just to make fure they're not trying something funny.

*make sure

Sorry, but I won't disclose my location.
It's in a fairly remote village.
Meiner wurde nicht kontrolliert, kenn aber auch die Wahlhelfer vor ort.

absolutely, especially if you're living in a somewhat big town with a critical amount of antifanten.

>Reminder
Take your own ballpoint pens with you to vote

Reminder that this is an English board are you jerry cunts aren't allowed to speak that german shit


also whats best case scenario in this election

THIS x 9000
UNTER KEINEN UMSTÄNDEN MIT BLEISTIFT WÄHLEN

dgw you could have the opportunity to see lille shaking her godlike booty this evening to our song in a livestream

Grad festgestellt mein Ausweis ist abgelaufen
Wird kein Problem sein, oder? Bin neulich von der Polizei aufgehalten worden und dem Datum nach zu urteilen war der da auch schon abgelaufen und es hat keiner was gesagt.

reich restored
v1 rockets leaving our airspace at 18:30

I hope so.
Will there even be a livestream of the AfD-Wahlparty, though?

>The Austrian election
>French Election
>Now this

Rate my vote

1. DKP
2. AFD

Well, become a member of the party and then the candidate in your area.
Unless your faceberg is full of Hitler stuff, of course.

there has to be
screencaps of lille when first interview after results!

Nimm vorsichtshalber mal noch Wahlkarte, Führerschein und Reisepass mit.

Take your driver's license too

Weidel>Petry
Absolute MILF

shouldn't be a problem

Bürgerkrieg/10

You need to decide eventually

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Ein Hauch von Großdeutschland liegt in der Luft.

In meinem Wahlkreis gab es keinen AFD-Kandidaten. Alles andere waren Etablierte. Da nutz meine Stimme so zumindest keinem

Rural retard

Anzeige an die Maasmännchen im Toleranzbus ist raus. Wir kriegen euch Kaggnadsis auch noch in der Ostmark.

I don't want to know how the elections will turn out, haha..

Ausweis muss gültig sein, ist zumindest theoretisch so. Kann aber jeder amtliche Lichtbildausweis sein, also auch Führerschein, Reisepass oder ähnliches. Trotzdem mal alles mitnehmen, die haben auch Ermessensspielraum.

Good luck! And please consider to be Wahlbeobachter.

I'm just glad that I left a beer for later.

how does the 2-vote system affect politics in Germany?
Positive affect? negative affect?

is it a good system in your opinion

Suburban shit stain.

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AfD straight up and down the ballot, faggots! Save Deutschland!

It's just one vote for regional representatives and one that really matters for the whole country, internationally you'll only hear about the results of the second vote/Zweistimme

Is she really a lesbian?

Well I was just voting. And I met a cat on the way.

Alreday feeling like a winner here.

i wont lie

i close my eyes while fucking my gf imagining stories how lille is making her first straight experiences with me

also i started to lose interest in my gf because of that godess

A while ago I said he was a shoe-in because AfD has such godawful PR and everyone is mad at Merkel for fucking up immigration but I'm going to predict here and now that Merkel will win a fourth term because every alternative is so toxic.

I think after registering a lesbo partnership and adopting two children, it's pretty safe to say that she is.

Deus vult!

Perso wasn't controlled. 2 men and 1 woman to oversee my voting district.

The guys looked solid but she had an undercut and turquoise hair. Looked fishy but it could be one of these "right wing but somehow punky" cases.

Explain voting systems pls.
I thought it goes like this: prove your identity, prove you are citizen, vote, fuck off. What's electoral vote, two-point vote and such?

Hell yeah she is.

No, it's a ruse so the AfD can get the homovote.

de.euronews.com/2017/09/19/dalai-lama-fluchtlinge-sollen-zuruckkehren

>Dalai Lama confirmed bigot Nazi...

>"Refugees should leave and help their Home countries"
>"Germany shouldn't convert into a arab Countryband"

Really makes you think

One vote goes to a representative of your district, FPTP-Anglo-Style.
The second vote goes to a party list and decides the actual proportial representation that parties will get in the Bundestag.

I'll admit, it' an overly complicated and rather worthless system.

>but she had an undercut and turquoise hair. Looked fishy but it could be one of these "right wing but somehow punky" cases.
I call it "no self respect having, aposematic and disgusting trash".

The vote vor the direct candidate is hardly important, it just changes WHICH person can enter the parliament, not how many people from the party enter the parliament (its actually more complicated, but this is the digest of it).

The 5% threshold for parties has a much bigger influence on our elections (below 5% you will not get any seats, the Green party is dangerously near to 5% this year)

hahahahahaha ooooh dear
translation
"you really want this? test yourself here"

this is the current status of our press my friends from overseas

so blunt

KOMMD ZU MIEHR!

Outcome predictions?

Are AfD likely to poll better or worse than MSM say?

Topkek

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They'll likely do quite a bit better(predictions 10%~, I expect 13-15%~), similar to Trump people are very discouraged to express their support in public, with the (((media))) and (((public personalities))) constantly belittling them.

What if the result is legit afd 14.88%? mass suicides of Merkel Schulz and friends?

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propably AfD gets kicked out of parliament for having a racists number of votes

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Viel glück Deutschland! Pol might meme alot but i really like your country. (Brauners are not part of your country) Good luck wishes from your bastard diaspora next door.

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Can't wait for the Reichsflugscheiben to return from Aldebaraan to celebrate the AfD victory.

right back from the voting booth and I'm having a breddy gud feeling right now