Who would win in a fight, Nibutani Shinka or the average Sup Forumsnon?

Who would win in a fight, Nibutani Shinka or the average Sup Forumsnon?

no one would stand a chance against those claws

The average user.

However, the average user would probably let her win.

Shinka

Since the average user is more than likely a spooky skeleton manlet/lanklet, I bet Shinka.

Her thickness alone would doom most anons.

I however would emerge victorious. She might deal me some damage but I could more than take it and one mighty blow from me is all it would take.

Remove clip. And watch as she crumbles like sand.

I have a dog, so Shinka would probably just surrender and fall on her knees.

I'd wrestle fuck her into submission

She has access to cartoon physics so no normal person would stand a chance.

Depends if the fight is sexual in nature.

It can be if you're winning

Or losing.

Third season never

She'll have no defense for the secret weapon in my pants. She will lose and then be tenderly loved. Afterwards there will be cuddling and hand holding.

Hue

Thank god.

How about her own OVA then?

If it's lewd enough.

Nibutani Shinka
>Age: 16
>Height: 165 cm
>Weight: 57 kg

me
>Age: 28
>Height: 182 cm
>Weight: 107 kg

I have no fucking chance

I'd let her beat me up, but gently. I'd enjoy it.

Chuuni has the most animated content out of all KyoAni stuff, I want another season too but I'm fine if there's destined to not be another

Gonna need a source on those stats, but if true, she's the same height as me and 5kg heavier.

Nigga you fat.

I Have 25cm and 30kg on her, that means choke-out in 4 seconds and rape in 7 or 10, depending on whether I wear a belt or not.

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A-are you hungry?

>you only weight more when you fat

Can't say I'm Schwarzenegger in his prime but ok

You have obesity tier BMI.

Shinka wins

i submit and let her rape me until her vagina is satisfied

The average user is a skeleton or a loli, she would crush them both with those thighs.

Jokes on you Shinka has a dick.

Trips of truth

Thanks.

Nope, just spooky

Dat ass too fat.

So user, can you beat her in a fight?

Drawfags should make it happen.

According to you this dude have extreme obesity with 42.4 BMI

Hey, I don't make the rules.

Not a chance in hell.
Which is just fine by me.

Only one? I have it on good word that Shinka has at least seven, three of which are horse dicks.

It's also rumored that her center dick ejaculates fire and/or acid.

That is incredibly heavy for a girl with that height, no?

That's fucking bullshit and you know it.

The center dick ejaculates solid steel.

she just flash me her panties and tits and i'll K.O

She has normal BMI

Sanae Dekomori
>Age: 15
>Height: 143 cm
>Weight: 45 kg

Rika Takanashi
>Age: 16
>Height: 150 cm
>Weight: 47 kg

Kumin Tsuyuri
>Age : 17
>Height: 154 cm
>Weight: 54 kg

Yuuta Togashi
>Age: 16
>Height: 169.8 cm
>Weight: 60 kg

BMI of 21
Perfectly healthy weight

I wonder how that hyper fat user from before is doing

Why did you have to remind me

Did I miss something good?

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not really, just some guy shitposting about being like 400+ pounds in a previous shinka beating up anons thread. pretty much just bait blown out of proportion

The amount of people that fell for it was insane.

What if it wasn't bait?

The average user is a fatass actually.

I wan't to believe this is accurate but for some reason the environment and anonymity makes me question these results.

But if we are not pessimistic, the results pretty much correlate with the images I had of the boards except
>Sup Forums: average age 18

I'd like to see more data, there's only so much information you can get from averages.

>6", 229lbs, 31.1, will not become a wizard, 28
On my defence it's thanks to my manual slave work of stacking boxes araging from 40lbs to almost 100lbs for 4 years.

I want to see what percentage of this were underage bans of all the boards.

I would suplex-rape her.
It's a pretty hard position but i have confidence in myself.

Wow is everyone on Sup Forums a manlet?

143 cm

Is she the most petite kyoani?

6'6, 85kg. I would probably just put my hand on her forehead and be like "no"

i would probably let her win.

Even if I could take her, I'm very strongly in the "let her win anyways" crowd.

The average Sup Forumsnon would chicken out, big-time.

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Dont want to hurt her, as long as i can pin her down and she cant get me in the balls or break my nose i (and most males) should be fine.

Now you know why everyone is always mad.

Have to compensate for something.

Well I guess I got a 15cm/20kg advantage, but I'd let her try to wrassle me without resistance because it'd get me off.

me

I don't quite understand why she has such a cult following. Compared to other girls that Sup Forums fanwanks over like Kobeni, Shinka really has nothing going on. Even as far Kyoani girls go, her designs are pretty meh.

Explain this to me, Sup Forums.

>Shinka really has nothing going on

You're gay

I want to kidnap Deko and have Shinka come to her lovers rescue and beat me black and blue in the process.

Can i rape her?

That's kinda old, someone needs to make a new one.

If you remove her personality she's just sloppily designed and average. Only thing that strikes unique in her design is the hairclip, and considering if that's the selling point, I don't see why I wouldn't fap to any other of the hundreds and thousands of similar girls.

I'm in love with Dekomori too!

If I could fuck Shinka's personality I would but I can't so I'll settle with her body

Would you fuck a rikka if she has that personality?