Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Lefties on suicide watch Edition

GERMAN ELECTION GENERAL
TODAY GENERAL ELECTION IN GERMANY

Exit polls at 6pm cest

>AfD Basic Program's list of contents in english
pastebin.com/kgPsjYNk
>AfD's Basic Program (in german)
alternativefuer.de/wp-content/uploads/sites/7/2016/05/2016-06-27_afd-grundsatzprogramm_web-version.pdf

ENGLISH VIDEOS:

>Petry's Interview on NATO, Refugees, Sharia, Turkey and Borders
youtu.be/8eLugvZJ0nE
>AfD MEP on Trump's victory
youtu.be/nxrDxAKaJKQ
>60 Genders - AfD's Steffen Königer gives the Greens a Reality Check
youtube.com/watch?v=YvzLGuSCDA4
>AfD pro-Syria on FB: "Merkel must go!"
archive.fo/W1fFO

>MEME RELATED
>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw
myalbum.com/album/QyUbznsk75Cw
myalbum.com/album/1Y3zCPdKj7pZ
youtube.com/watch?v=7Qy9iCuclR0

>Einzelfall-Map (Isolated cases - crime map)
google.com/maps/d/viewer?mid=1_rNT3k2ZXB-f9z-2nSFMIBQKXCs&hl=en_US

>Resources from the 2016 election
pastebin.com/eKuavhHu

TASKS:
>Gather lurkers
>Make memes
>Spell-check memes
>Spread memes
>Come up with new ideas
>Ignore the shills

>Livestream in english
youtube.com/watch?v=XV9mc9sOmDs
>Phoneix
ardmediathek.de/tv/Phoenix/live?kanal=5888
>ARD
ardmediathek.de/tv/live?kanal=208
youtube.com/watch?v=xmObdCD1vz8
>ZDF
zdf.de/live-tv
>some lefty yt stream payed with taxpayer money
youtube.com/watch?v=M5HoXylbrwk
>Compact
youtube.com/user/COMPACTTV/live

Other urls found in this thread:

ardmediathek.de/tv/live?kanal=208
youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0
periscope.tv/w/1vAxRNwBvDPxl
reddit.com/r/the_schulz/
youtube.com/watch?v=ENzjQ8llEHE
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Really makes you think

4TH REICH INCOMING

>people lying about who they voted for on the exit poll
>mfw AfD at 20%+ when the votes are actually counted

>AfD are nazis, racists!
>but we must accept the result in the name of democracy

The ARD guys are already coping lmao!

ardmediathek.de/tv/live?kanal=208

GIVE FRAUKE YOUR ENERGY

MERKUCK AND SCHULZBERG ON SUICIDE WATCH

first for bumps

>>Die roten Zahlen machen heute in Kreuzberg niemandem Freude. Auch Michael, 42, ist enttäuscht. "Zeit für Schulz" steht auf seinem T-Shirt. Die Welt, so scheint es um kurz nach 18 Uhr im SPD-Zelt, ist dafür aber noch nicht bereit. Dass es so dicke kommt für seine Partei und Martin Schulz, sagt der Berliner, hat er trotz der nicht eben aufbauenden Prognosen nicht erwartet. "Ich bin enttäuscht von den Wählern, dass sie eine Partei, die ein so gutes Programm hat, nicht wählen." Opposition ist für Michael heute jedenfalls kein Mist

SIEG
HEIL

SOON

POST CUTE FRAUKES

>the german press right now

youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0

>CDU more willing to work with the fucking Greens than AfD
Center-''''''''''''right''''''''''''

>Wir werden sie jagen
topkek this will be forever funny

If only that was everywhere

>tfw all this MSM salt

Die Fahne hoch

AfD is still at 13.5 but nobody in the press wanted to write "AfD gains 8.8%" so they dropped it to 13.4

>not 88 seats

> die Linke
>mimimimimi AfD is racists

Ahahahahahaha

Seats map/screenshot?

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES
WORN OUT PLACES
WORN OUT FACES

nobody will work with AfD because they are the only party that does not follow the (((agenda)))

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When do official results start coming in?

I'm here for the commie salt
Great job krauts

so close

\o

HEIL

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afd talks to fdp about the ausschuss mutti.
FDP goes full "no, yu rassist n shit"
come on, you can tell they want the mutti dick

I just came from the store WHAT ARE THE RESULTS KRAUTBROS?

This reminds me:

Swedes, how's the SD doing? Are they still the only party that wants to restrict immigration?

Michi and Malte on suicide watch

The people who count the votes will make sure that AfD will get the results the exit polls predicted

Reminder that the Marxists almost have 38% of the vote. Germany is truly fucked.

Is it only exit polls showing the increase for AfD? I'm asking because time and time again we've seen that when it comes to right wing parties, the exit polls underestimate their growth. In Denmark it was dubbed the "Dansk Folkeparti" effect because people didn't want to admit to voting for a party that was seen in such a "negative" light by the (((media)))

So it is the year of our lord two thousand seventeen, and the Nazis have returned to the Reichstag. Herr Hitler rises!

in the next 30 min

PRAISE

good start krauts, congrats

>almost 14%
>almost 88 seats
Someone is watching over us.

Antifa Protest gathering in protest against AFD.
periscope.tv/w/1vAxRNwBvDPxl

>SPD 20.0
Reddit absolutely BTFO

>yfw AfD hits 14 % and 88 seats.

LITERALLY HITLER

Congratulations krautbros, you're on the way up

REEE I WANT PROPORTIONAL SYSTEM TOO

tired of getting meme seats with big score

But 89 seats are better than 88 seats

gib salty news stream

SIEG HEIL SIEG HEIL VIKTORIA

DEUTSCHLAND IST IM SEIGKRIECH

This. Just like with Trump there's a huge group of people that isn't taken into account and the end results will be shocking for lefties.

So there's CDU/CSU + SPD coalition again and nothing changes

>13.5% is not enough desu bros

I got you.

We in there.

++++++++++++++reminder that 85% of germans are still ok with rapefugees++++++++++++++++

even if your favorite party wins, the wombs of your women belongs to the turks and blacks

We can just leave one seat vacant, can't we?

Greens are worse than whores. They have no loyalties but to their genocidal ideals. To accomplish that they will lift their skirts to any passerby. Yet somehow they are more "clean" than parties who merely want to protect their country.

mfw people want to vote csu not cdu anymore.

reddit.com/r/the_schulz/

You know what to do, lads

youtube.com/watch?v=ENzjQ8llEHE

How many seats will AfD actually achieve

AfD WILL OUTPERFORM THE EXIT POLLS!
MANY WERE NOT ANSWERING THE POLLSTERS!

our cuck nation elected that useless old whore (merkel) again as kanzler
but afd is at 13,4%

NOW IMAGINE NO CSU

link???????

>SPD staying out of government just to 'SHUT IT DOWN' and stop the AfD from being the main opposition and redpilling the masses

You that the Greens are likely to enter the government now.
Good job idiot

Nope, Jamaica Coalition.

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one more seat is a positive thing you memelord

Hopefully 88

>So there's CDU/CSU + SPD coalition agai
SPD has already said they wont do another big coalition
there will be a CDU/CSU + FDP + Greens coalition

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FUCK AFD

is there a website with live results (and maps)

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88

85% of all germans need a Brausebad

IS THAT GOOD!?

The commie parties have 40% together

Can somebody explain that one?

This is what Europeans actually believe

this has to go full Weimarer Republik before it gets good

14% 88 seats

pls kek

More or less. They're the biggest party in the most reliable polls and second largest in the less reliable ones. They hover somewhere around 21-28% ATM.

Someone do the "im sorry but did X already lose?" pasta for SPD please

Are seats actually that influential, In the UK having just one seat can gain a lot of influence.

krats pls?? also any site with the votes ticking in

The tories and labour going together here would be unthinkable.
Why does it happen so much in germany

>Angela Merkel is revered on the international stage

>3 party coalition to avoid AfD opposition
Nice """"""democracy""""""

what site??
GIBS LINK

this is gonna be gud

Which region?

Link

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TAKE IT ALL

Can I get back to my animus or should I browse twitter for mett?