>sister submits DNA sample to (((23andme))) >93.1% northwestern european >2.6% southern european >2.5% broadly european >0.3% askenazi jewish >1.4% sub-saharan african
im white as fuck, how is this even possible? what does this mean? should i just anhero?
he's not the one contemplating suicide over 2% of his relative's genetic makeup
Zachary Robinson
You don't inherit equal parts of your parents DNA. Do another one for yourself and rag on your family for having shittier genes like me
Ethan Thompson
.4% sub-saharan african 23andme does not actually bother to legitimately test your DNA. There is no evidence to that. What most likely happens is either, 23andme looks for a few specific markers and uses those to make a rough estimate of your genetic ancestry or they just make up random shit for stuff that's too time consuming to test.
Don't believe those horseshit results, if you have light eyes and slopped forehead with elongated skull, your subsaharan DNA is 0%.
Brayden Martin
that's completely irrelevant. The "we are all mixed" thing is pure Marxist propaganda. Having 1% of some gene in a DNA test means nothing. the important thing are the parameters that are at least a 10% or more.
Hudson Morgan
touche.
Nicholas Hill
In your heritage you probably had mixed race ancestor.
Kevin Lee
naw
Hudson Garcia
>few specific markers In the video i posted before they explain they test 600.000 markers which is only 0.2% of your DNA. another facility does this, not 23andme.
Lincoln Thomas
I don't understand how anyone can be .1% of anything since we only have 46 chromsomes.
Tyler Morris
>23andme does that "1% african/jewish" shit all the time Yup, this too. I'm certain that 23andme does 1% african/jewish to people whoa actually have no african or jew DNA whatsoever just to mess with their heads and try to make them tolerant or accepting of "their brothers".
>These DNA places are only there because (((they))) want your genetic profile and people are dumb enough to fall for it. This. If you want to see your real DNA result the only way to legitimately do it is to buy your own lab and get your own testing done. Otherwise your are just being a good naive Western cuck and taking (((others))) for their word.
Lincoln Wright
should i just anhero? >my sister did it for free as part of some medical study Sure... Your sister... Right...
James Robinson
How the fuck are you “YUKUT” without anything nearby??
Always ignores those tiny percents.
Thomas Perez
What if I buy multiple kits from 23andme and send them in under different names and receive them at different addresses? Is that a good way to test if they are liars?
Logan Flores
didn't happen to me, see
Nathaniel Jackson
no and no, why are you americans so fucking butthurt about being mongrels?
Jaxson Smith
you guys are sending off your entire dna info to websites who do not have your best interest, yet you make fun of facebook users..bunch of fucking idiots.
Jayden Lewis
(((they))) want it but so do you, so what is the big deal?
whats the worst {[(they)]} can do with it? make a clone out of you a few decades from now? doesn't really affect me much... i just want to know my genes are pure.
William Hill
they have the dna my man
Jayden Brown
>In the video i posted before they explain they test 600.000 markers which is only 0.2% of your DNA. another facility does this, not 23andme. Right...I'm sure that they do. Now how much work and resources would that take and is it worth for the company to do all that for measely $150? All of this is going to be public info once someone gets pissed and hits them with a big enough lawsuit. Then 23andme and their ///sponsors/// will come out with explanation statements about how they really do the DNA testing.
Lucas Perry
its a good way to support a scam
Leo Morgan
i apparently look exactly like this fucking guy except not a manlet
right basically what im trying to ask is if this shit is just zog machine propaganda that is usually paid for.
Jordan White
Can they test a DNA sample and see if they already have it in stock? Would they? Wouldn't they just take it from what I mail them and test it immediately?
Christian Ortiz
>these alleles are found most commonly in the X populations
False positive.
Jose Perry
This. My mother is big into genealogy so both my parents and sister have done tests as well. My sister and I have similar results with some interesting variations. She has middle eastern admixture from my mother while I do not.
Jacob Nelson
You know....they charge 100$ or some shit and pretend their tests are so accurate they can find markers that will identify you as 0.3% Jew HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
sounds like: we all niggers and jews inside type shit to me.
Thomas Morris
do you live in FL?
Liam Johnson
yes
Chase Murphy
23andme is shit, they confuse stuff all the time. Native American has been known to improperly show up as Jewish or african
Evan Cooper
Jew and African always shows up in those bogus tests. Disregard them.
Brody Rodriguez
Yeah same with the Askenazi shit. They do it to make sure people know we're all beautiful and mixed
Cooper Martinez
That's not how it works. You'll get a message that you have a bunch of lost identical twins. The correct way is to take the raw data they give you and run it through a third party ancestry service like promethease which will give you a more detailed result.
Kayden Sanders
You actualy believe that those are your real DNA numbers? What the fuck is wrong with you?! You must be really new to Sup Forums then. This whole thread is starting to reek like some 23andme shithead started it.
Fuck you dipshits, the Feds already have our DNA info stored away in a topsec facility, why the fuck would I ever want to pay some corporate shekelmeisters to steal my own DNA information?
I hope the FDA nukes you turds.
Jonathan Wright
can someone who has done this genetic testing shit explain the process to me?
i am interested in taking it, but using a fake name like this guy said.
Leo Torres
All I know is my kids look White enough to be discriminated against for their "White priviledge"
Mason Cox
Fuck off Nigger
Cooper Collins
you will become 10% more jew and 3% more nigger every time
Send your sister over here, I will use my medical meat and take samples from her cervix then have her taste it to see what mix you are
Promise, 100% legit
I call my service
Jace Taylor
>nigger upset that he's a jew
color me surprised
Aaron Hall
Not on mine. Rest of you Anons really are 98% HwhiTe.
Oliver Murphy
>american flag >how is this even possible that I'm a mutt? kek
Jaxson Williams
nope
Bentley Cooper
>T.what if I give the Kikes $297 instead of the $99
Charles Smith
You come from a great Maple tree canuck
I would sharpen your skates like a good nigger any day
Jack Myers
>i apparently look exactly like this fucking guy >except not a manlet So essentially you have the stereotypical early Nordic, Cromagnon skull shape. You are 100% European. They lied to you.
Chase Myers
using a fake name won't do shit, they have your fucking DNA....they can ID your ass
Like sending in your retinal scan under a fake name
one day you gonna wake up and they will have used your DNA on a major crime scene
Daniel Cooper
...
Robert Ortiz
>tfw OP submits his DNA sample and receives 48% black
Nathan Thomas
>nordic >cromagnon apples and oranges
Isaiah Carter
The test error should be at least 5%.
Anything lower than this doesn't mean anything.
Alexander Perry
>implying I'll be committing a major crime anytime soon and they'll use that to catch me >implying I don't secretly want them to use my DNA to create autist clones
Owen Flores
>1.4% sub-saharan african Why would that be surprising? That's one person out of all 64 of your great, great, great, great grandparents. The categories are statistical bumf anyway.
Joshua Mitchell
>paying jews to tell you who you are. dumbass. search twin dna tests, the results diverge, repeatedly. congrats, you just got jewed out of $100.
Gabriel Watson
>implying nordic and cromagnon are apples/oranges. Well hello there, my retarded new friend. Clearly you have no idea what you are talking about.
Colton Williams
.3% askenazi jewish .4% sub-saharan african Holy shit. That's actually literally what they gave me too. Don't believe their lies.
Juan Ross
I am not saying you will commit a major crime, I am saying they will use your DNA to make you a fucking patsy
Justin Cooper
read the thread
Easton Nelson
>literally a completely different skull morphology >calls me a retard typical mart sharter imbecile
Christopher Price
t. negroid
I'm pure celt with no african or asian dna what so ever. I'm probably more celt than all the fucking people still in the UK.
Thanks for saving us from your hell island of refugees and mouhmad acid attacks guv
Cameron Taylor
23 is incredibly unreliable when it comes to the breakdown of where you're from. Their gene clustering is poor- three identical twins were tested and came out with entirely different breakdowns despite being genetically identical.
Gabriel Young
You get the gas my man
Nolan Ortiz
Ancestry typically doesn't. I don't know a single non-Jew or nigger who has come up Jewish or African.
Jayden Long
Your entire family would have to be impossibly inbred for that to be true. It's just the reality of parenthood, twenty generations back includes more humans than are alive today unless you have some mixing.
Eli Ortiz
Are you that fucking dumb? No two skulls are ever guaranteed to be exactly alike, its the core feature similarities that mattery. Here is another Cromagnon skull.
Jace Anderson
Did any of them get African or Israeli/Jewish DNA?
Leo Robinson
Even Lauren, which you call kike jew, had no african/jewish ancestry in the test. Quit deluding yourself.
Jackson Wright
and what exactly would be these similar core features? they are different in almost every regard, one is high and elongated, the other is low and compressed, one has large square eye sockets, the other has small narrow ones, one has a very low nasal angle, the other has a higher one, one has a coffin shape from above, the other hasn't, one has a high facial index, the other has a low one
they are morphologically opposite in most regards the nordid skull belongs to the aurignacoid/capellid group
literally not a single anthropologist would classify the nordid skull as cromagnid, and if there is, please, provide a quote
just compare Max von Sydow with Oliver Kahn, there's a world of difference
Hunter Torres
That's because she's had African dick inside her 1.4% of her life so far and his DNA transferred to her, better find yourself a new sister user.