The first step to accepting life is to choke the only human being left on Earth

The first step to accepting life is to choke the only human being left on Earth

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>Asuka
>human
Transvestites aren't human and deserve to be choked on sight.

He's only doing what she asked -- her last words to him in instrumentality were "If I have to be with you, I'd rather die."

Mohammed is that you?

Is Evangeline the watchman of anime?

Since there are so many diffrent ways people can interpret it?

>only human being left on Earth
No.

the first step to rebuiding humanity is purifying the race by choking this blemish on human history
once she's dead he can begin anew

more might come

Eva is Talmudic garbage, senpai. See: gnostic and kabbalist shit and references.

t. Christian

>shitpost bait
nice thread reddit

"There can be only one!"

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Evangeline is the best loli vampire of anime

she wanted him to hold her.

No, she just wanted to be validated and feel wanted.

>memeplayer

>choking the last grill left on Earth

Shinji was a Reifag and a literal faggot at the same time.

Toilet lover pls go.

>Shinji was a Reifag
Nah, just a full blown faggot.

Shinji masturbated to Asuka's breasts.

He either straight or bisexual.

>inb4 tranny meme

yfw you realize he strangled her to wake her from her comatose state.

>last scene
>"How disgusting."
What did it mean?

He bonered while he was strangling her.

"You're still crying for me, even when I've stated I hate you, or like I can save you---
Discusting".

Damn you korean phone.
>disgusting.

islam pls

Christians will thankfully be exterminated soon

only superior non-religious realists like myself deserve to continue to breathe

Bit user I believe in Hinduism.

>Transvestites
Ok i've watched eva 4 times did i miss something about asuka?

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Kaworu is a hermaphrodite, closer to a female actually for being related to Adam, the mother of angels

Ok? whats the the problem with her belly button sticking out a bit? maybe she just had too much to eat that day or maybe she has an outty instead of an inny.

Actually, user, Shinji is the hermaphrodite.
Kaworu was a good heterosexual christian boy all along.

He's joking.

They would have noticed the bulge in her panties when they first met her.

so why does everyone hate Asuka? shes begging to be hate fucked but hes just too much of a faggot to do it. its not her fault

The bulge is there.

>that horrid manface
Yikes. No wonder Asuka's mom an heroed.

Mah nigga

Asuka is a 2D version of your average menstruating landwhale cunt from tumblr.
Even worse she's a ginger mutt and is a transvestite.
Nothing to like about ''''''''''''''her''''''''''''

The Fuhrer would be proud.

So Shinji really was a homo after all.

but girls like Asuka submit to alpha male thunderchads. they are only cunts to everyone else

she acts like a real women but not like a tumblr bitch

That sounds like a tumblr bitch to me.

thats just her powerful firebush

except Asuka is actually hot as hell and its not all in her head

>Asuka is actually hot as hell
HAHAHAHAHA

She's prideful, and when she's humbled and rejected she spirals into depression instead of moving past it.

It goes contrary to the typical path of character development in shounen anime, in which characters may start out with moral flaws/issues but they eventually overcome them against all odds.

It's like how people hate Shinji because he's often irresolute and cowardly in a crisis. It's more realistic instead of idealistic, more what we are instead of what we want to be.

Honestly I thought Asuka was the least attractive female in the entire show.
Something about the way her face was drawn.

Or you know, fuck her to procreate

Where's the toilet poster when you need him?

He thought he was still in instrumentality.
Also
>the only human being left on Earth
Fuck off
Asuka is referring to Shinji masturbating to her

I've been posting a toilet this entire thread, user.

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Nice man jaw, Mansuka!
Looks like the botox is treating you well.

It's really fascinating how people, even after 20 years, still have issues because of best girl

Yeah, it's like Rei is almost too perfect. No wonder people get angry at her out of jealousy.

yeah Rei is pretty good too
Actually, NGE only consists of best girls.
Who is best girl TO YOU boils down to personal taste.
I for one am going to marry Asuka Langley Soryu!

I agree Rei is best grill :^)

Gay marriage is immoral, user.

Where'd you get that picture of Asuka?

why does my beautiful future wife trigger you so much that you call her a man?
that's rude

>Sup Forums in charge of recognizing a vulva

Asuka is canonically a man.
Wake up, sheeple.

reminder that worst girl dies and best girl lives

Vulvas don't have penises coming out of them

Indeed. Rei surpassed time and space itself to become an omnipresent God. Truly best girl.

>breasts
>pussy
>beautiful as the glorious sun
>bright and lively like women should be
You can't get more woman than that
Calling Misato worst girl is rude.
If you are referring to Rei, she doesn't die.

>You can't get more woman than that
That's a great description for Rei. But as the canon and the images in this thread will show you, Asuka has none of those things. Dirty ginger tranny doll.

If there was only me and a girl left alive on Earth I'd kill myself while laughing and saying serves you right bitch.

>beautiful as the glorious sun
>describing Rei
confirmed for not having watched NGE
Rei is the moon
You should leave /d/ for a while too, you're seeing dicks everywhere.

Rei is as glorious as the sun, moon, and everything in fucking between. End of discussion.
Go fap to your ugly transvestite.

>seeing your waifu just as sex object
Reminder that you can't fuck or marry a god.
Rei would be disappointed in you anyway.

since you seem to be caught up on technicalities, rei is literally less of a women then asuka. especially at the end she is literally no longer a female

>especially at the end she is literally no longer a female

Surely her forehead pussy should count for something.

It's literally not there though
and kinda everywhere at the same time
hm

So since this is the eva thread, I just want to clarify something

Their is a preview at the end of ep 24, that is more or less scenes from EOE done on scrap paper.
Doesn't this confirm that EOE and 25/26 are happening at the same time?

No, that just means they they ran out of budget.
But it's confirmed anyway that EoTV and EoE happen at the same time.

>his waifu literally fucks every soul in the universe

>he gets cucked by everyone in this thread

Hahaha get Reifags btfo.

All the females (characters in general) in this show are very complex and have complicated motivations, flaws, and what some perceive as perks.
Physical attraction is not a valid thing to judge someone on, since said attraction is purely objective
There is no true best girl, there is no true worst girl*. These are all opinions.

*Except blonde science cunt

>bashing Ritsuko
why tho
I very much agree with you otherwise though, which is why I fucking hate red vs blue wars.

Its a test.

When Shinji choked Asuka during instrumentality/dream, she did nothing because in Shinji's "dream" he wanted her gone, so "dream-Asuka" did what Shinji wanted and did nothing.

When Shinji choked Asuka on the Beach/Reality "Real-Asuka" reacted to Shinji, proving to Shinji (compared to dream-Asuka) that he was in Reality.

inshallah

Test

Part of it was for the meme, I'll admit. But most of it was my genuine distaste for the character, what with the whole having a fling with the guy her mom had a thing with, I always found her boring and didn't see any upsides to her character besides "science lady"

I am open to new info or viewpoints that change my opinion, but i do not challenge anyone to provide such.

>same guy,

Its also a reference to episode 16.
The Shinji/Angel conversation, that consciousness is only possible when two conscious beings interact.

Actually muhamad made people accept tranvestite as normal humans so stoning dickgirls never was a thing in islam

I always felt she had quite the depth for a mere support character, at least not any less than the rest.
I liked her relationship to the Magi, her mother, Gendo and Misato.
She also had that lesbian pupil thing going.
I don't particularly like her either, but that's kind of understandable regarding her overall screen time.
Still better than Shinjis classmates though.

I think they all deserve love and happiness.
Shitty parents/being child soldiers could make anyone emotionally distant, scared, and abrasive. Rei, asuka and shinji deserve a better childhood.

But user, haven't you seen the real, super-official ending? Everyone in SEELE is arrested, Gendo apologizes to Shinji and sacrifices himself to save the world, the angel DNA is removed from Kaworu and he is revived, Asuka gets over her mother's death and becomes a good person. Everyone lives happily ever after.

da fuck's thats from?

>Asuka gets over her mother's death and becomes a good person
literally what happens in EoE

That's only in the DC. In the OA the previews are for 25 and 26, not 25' and 26'.

Neat, good to know. I was almost hoping that the scenes from eoe were thought of during the OA.

Every thread, until you shave it

"Shinji... let's make ahout."
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"Oh, baaaby."

(cue guitar)

i wonder what they were thinking when they drew her like a very hungry skeleton, the starving african kid tier hungry

Sadamoto was thinking, "My entire art style is based around anorexic girls."

What's to interpret with watchmen aside from it being shit?

NGE is better

This shit is really 2deep4you

And not even that open for interpretation shit.

> the only human being left on Earth

Re-watch the scenes before the beach one and this time actually listen to what's being literally said

>menstruating
>transvestite
I was about to believe you, but you ruined it.

she wanted to be violated*

that bulge is just her vagina bone sticking out