You are not living your life correctly without a /fit/ waifu

You are not living your life correctly without a /fit/ waifu.

>posting the same old man-pleasing slut every day

You're the one who isn't living their life correctly, user.

I want to be princess carried.

/fit/ enough to rescue someone from a truck accident

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Fit enough to chop up that promiscuous wife of yours a dozen times over in the blink of an eye.

I would watch an anime about cute tribal girls doing cute tribal things

She's though.

Not exactly /fit/ but pretty good for someone who's diet consists solely of humans and semen

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Muh dick

If she is fit, it will just make me insecure about my flabby and sick body.

not gonna make it

>not wanting to work out with Frolaytia and fuck afterwards as post workout cardio

Low test faggot

Stop, I'm at work.

>No one's posted the webm yet
What's wrong with you people

>tfw /fit/ lied and I didn't make it
>tfw can't lose 30lbs to save my life

>bad form

I need to gain about 10-15 kg.

>Dat shitty bench form

i know a trick user, its called eating

You're supposed to look at her funbags and abs, you nerd.

Go back to /fit/, nobody cares.

I know a trick for fatties. It's called not eating.

Stop stuffing your fat face you blob.

You know what fatties could also do? Exercise

You don't lose all that much with exercises. Diet is the most important aspect.

The perfect way, is to do both

Obviously, but we're talking about fat people here.

Yeah but that's hard