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I'm bored enough. So I'll try.

An explosion in space by one of the nearest stars (not the sun obviously) causes a genetic trait that is only active in 1% of the population around the entire world to have special abilities or powers. Though these powers aren't so simple as to be called Mutated powers and are often explained literally as "magic", though in reality they're more or less a bit of both, science and magic that is.
At the exact same time, an outbreak of some kind of mystical disease breaks out, though only in one country. It effects both plant life, animals and humans causing said country it broke out in to have some intense changes.
Within only six months the entire countries population is reduced to nothing.

A young rookie cop, aged 24 happens to be one of the few affected by the genetic mutation, granting him strange powers. And because of this, he is immune to the infectious outbreak. The first episode would focus on the infection. The second would focus on the cop, his powers and how the world has instantly come to hate the powered individuals because of these two events happening simultaneously. The third event would begin the main story, 1 year after the outbreak, the cops solitary travel around the country as he kills the monsters responsible for destroying his country on his motorbike (because motorbikes are cool, fuck you) and his slow personality change from caring heartwarming man to angry, hateful, violent warrior. And because of his treatment after getting these strange powers, his hate for humanity. Not long after he would find a young boy only 8 years old that he brings a sort of equilibrium to the cops emotional state, as he teaches him how to fight and survive.

Season two could be the two realizing that only their country was affected by the outbreak and joining up with the other powered people to form a sort of resistance against humans or looking for their own place in the world.

>what is Charlotte
>only with a gay relationship that has age differences
The fujo is writing itself here.

The Walking Dead with TWD TellTale

A high school boy is stuck in a time loop, repeating the same few weeks of his life. As the only one who remembers the loops, he's taught himself all kinds of skills (cooking, operating machinery, manipulating people...) and charmed his way into the pants of every girl in town, including married women and teachers.

On the first day of a new loop, something's different: A transfer student joins his school. He goes into tinfoil hat mode and asks her all kinds of weird questions, but she doesn't know anything and he ends up just talking his way into her bed like with any other girl. And as with any other girl, on the last day of the loop, he breaks up with her and tells her goodbye.

So of course she remembers everything. He laughs maniacally and welcomes her to hell.

The rest of the first season is a fucked up ontological mystery complicated by their clashing personalities (she's a skeptic and an optimist; he's cynical, and crazier than a snake's armpit) and their pathetic failures to break space-time or even understand what's happening and why. They spiral again and again into despair and self-destruction, unable to share their burden with outsiders.

And THEN things get weird.

Two childhood friends grow up and fall in love with different girls. But Guy B's girlfriend dies so Guy A's girlfriend tries to comfort him but falls in love instead.

>Gay
Why can't it just be father like figure / son? Think Usagi Drop comfiness before it got into the weird Incest shit.

Yeah, I guess. But I wanted weird monsters, giant monsters, weird exotic plants and super powers.

In a land ruled by the Eternal Emperor, a man believed to be immortal. This land is know as the empire of miracles, for it is the place where people born with powers, either them being curses, blessings form the gods or magic, gather in search for power. Due to the tyranic nature in which the emperor rules, revolution begins.

A young man, oblivious to the conflict, watches as his father is executed, for supposed betrayal, by the royal army. This eventually sparks something in him, the need to fight, the search for his very own justice. So he joins the revolutionaries, fueled by anger and regret, for not being able to save his father, he searches for power. And becomes the one to end this war.

Seems like HakoMari

A typical action or magical girl anime where a lot of characters keep secret identities. The MC comes from another dimension into the human world, and in the middle of the series, when she finally defeats her rival, she discovers that the rival's secret identity, herself, but while she came from a pure magical dimension this one came from a tech-magic dimension. From there on a lot of other alternate MCs are revealed, things vary from ninjas, crusaders and mutants to just an AU her that was a somewhat competent baker.

I don't know exactly what would be cool to do from there, I see one path in comedy and one path in action.

AN ANIME PLOT

Okay so get this, it's at first glance a fantasy battle harem, but on episode three, everyone but the MC is killed and they're replaced by older, more competent male and female pilots (obviously more males than females because not!RAF). MC and his dead haremettes were all graduates of a military academy in a small island country and were drafted as dragon riders, but instead of the small agile fighter dragons, they get the big lumbering bomber dragons that require multiple riders. It's basically fantasy World War II and MC-kun is a Bomber Command pilot for the not!RAF. In episode 5, the real plot is revealed. The MC's squad has been chosen for a secret mission. A night bombing raid on the enemy empire targeting one of their biggest dams using an experimental bomb. From then on, it becomes fantasy Dambusters.

Also the girl that wins the MCbowl is the tomboy christmas cake.


Thoughts and opinions?

The protagonist of this series joins a fighting academy which is also in a virtual reality game that the players are trapped in.
He then accidently peeps on the main girl who is tsundere.
Then some major dude threatens to kill everyone.
Hijinks ensue as they explore the nature of CLICHÉ.

Name: [haven't come up with one]
MC-chan is a regular old middle school student when one day when she is about to go to sleep,, something goes into her room from her open window. It appears to be some sort of bracelet. She puts it in her backpack to show to her friends when she goes to school the next day and goes to sleep. That night, she has a strange dream where her town is on fire and everything is destroyed. So after putting aside the strange dream, she gets ready for school, has a regular school day, etc. etc. but she has a feeling that something is off. After school, when she is going home, her town is suddenly attacked by strange flying objects. Just as she is targeted by one of the things and is about to die, her backpack gives off a glow. It's the bracelet that flew into her room. She opens her eyes and is surprised that she was not hurt at all. On closer inspection, it appears that she is hovering at 2000 feet. The bracelet has transformed her into some sort of magical girl. But she isn't any old magical girl, she is a fighter jet magical girl. After shooting down all the things attacking her town, she finds somewhere to hide and deactivate the transformation. (cont.)

(cont.)
Following this incident, the military moves into town to investigate but after turning up nothing, they mostly fuck off. This gives our MC who is thoroughly freaked out, time to come to terms with her new powers. As soon as the military leaves, she starts to practice flying and combat. This attracts the attention of one of the military guys who is still there but he decides to let her keep going to see what will happen and if he can recruit her. During her practices she runs into another planegirl. A high school senpai who is an F-22. Initially annoyed by the naive younger girl, the two eventually become friends and team up. They are joined by MC-chan's classmate who also discovered one of the transformation devices. Being an F-15e, her bracelet has a rudimentary AI that serves as the EWO. This kickstarts the plot. Now with the AI, the girls have a lead on what those strange flying things were and where the bracelets came from. In addition to investigating the origins of these transformation devices, more young girls are finding them and these new magical girls are none too friendly. In the middle of dealing with school life, investigating the transformation devices and dealing with delinquent magical girls, the flying creatures attack again. (cont.)

(cont.)
Now I'm not too sure what happens next. I have some ideas.

>the transformation devices were a weapon shipment that was intercepted
>what is really happening is a war between two factions from another dimension
>MC-chan is abnormally weak for some reason
>both sides of the war are morally grey, with no real good or evil faction
>the faction that manufactures the transformation devices is currently losing and asks the magical girls to help them fight since one the devices bond with a user, they won't work for anyone else
>the military also gets involved to keep the Earth safe but the entire thing is kept a secret
>the military guy mentioned earlier acts is an AWACS pilot and acts as such for the girls
>the other alien faction also begins recruiting magical girls
>these magical girls use Russian/Chinese jet fighters
>F22-chan betrays the group at the last minute when the war has turned around because of the atrocities that their side has committed
>because they are losing, the other faction unleashes WMDs on everyone
>high death toll but it is hushed up as a natural disaster
(cont.)

>hard mode
>not elder god mode

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

(final)

>F22-chan betrays the losing faction because of this and starts her own faction with disillusioned magical girls from both sides
>they plan on destroying both factions and starting over from zero
>both factions unite to stop them but get their asses handed to them
>MC-chan and F-22 duel each other but MC has her ass kicked
>just before she gets killed, her power truly awakens and she is revealed to be an F-23
>F22 and friends have to retreat because of reasons
>MC scores a pyrrhic victory against her former friend
>by now, MC has grown and is in high school
>the war and fighting have completely disillusioned her and she is a distant, traumatised girl who has seen many friends die
>as she prepares for her final showdown against her best friend, she gets word that her friend's faction has stolen her faction's WMDs and plans to unleash them on all sides to take them all out
>with F15-chan she heads out to sortie
>F-15 dies but not before clearing most of the sky of enemies, allowing the former friends to duel each other to see whose ideals are correct while AWACS attempts hijacking the WMD controls and disarming them all

Basically Nanoha meets Ace Combat. Thoughts and opinions?

A girl falls in love with a girl.

Unable to mate, she is gifted with a penis to impregnate her. Never minding the strange curvy shape, she immediately penetrated her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a dick as well.

But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day's dickings to the girl, she only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out the girl she was smashing is not the same girl she fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their hardest, most pleasurable penetrations in order to equip the other with the protection they need to avoid getting pregnant. While the two continues to smash each other, DRAMA ensues as they begin to try various positions with each other instead and question the NATURE of DICKS.

A Siren-like horror/mistery short that occurs in the span of one night. every episode shows what happened that night through the viewpoint of a different character/group. The characters have no idea what's going on and just want to leave. No explanations are spoonfed and it's up to the viewer to put everything together
Think of Siren (some ps2 game)

You think this is funny? It's not.

I never get tired of this shit

Never heard of it. Can't imagine it goes anywhere near so far with existential despair (they'll never grow up, they'll never live out their dreams or travel, they can't stand each other but they can't leave each other) but I'll have to check it out.

The fuck did I just read?

The future.

>After some investigation, she finds out the girl she was smashing is not the same girl she fell in love with
My sides.

One day OP realized he was a faggot.
The end

I am happy this was posted

A soldier picks up his sword embarking on a quest to make anime great again. Surviving on the little amount of leftover gold from repair fees, he is a true murder hobo. While attending an audience with the king, he appears wearing the hides of beasts drenched in blood much to the dismay of onlookers. The king is fine with the knight's appearance, offering him booze and plenty of coin for his shenanigans. To the king's surprise - our hero refuses the offer and points to the princess as he doesn't speak. The young well endowed half elven maiden refuses and for not answering either parties our hero is cornered by the guards.

Me too senpai
Also check em

Reminds me a bit of that American game infamous's plot

>groundhog day 2: electric boogaloo

i think of it more as a movie

>normal MC
>goes to uni
>around 21 years old, nothing unusual
>suddenly gets involved in fights/acts to kill him by strange looking assassins
>he doesn´t understand
>a warrior comes to help him
>it turns out that in 4 years his time he will become a mighty and very popular ruler of a whole population that exists in another dimension
>the soldier came from this dimension (keeps it vague) to protect him
>he has emotional moments that he could never be a mighty ruler over an entire country and that they got the wrong one
>a lot of clusterfucking
>assassins chase MC and protector
>final showdown happenes; the soldier sacrifices himself to save MC
>3 years later
>MC is sick and is told that he will die (something with his blood)
>wonders if he changed the future
>suddenly doctors tell him there is a new treatment that could eventually cure him
>treatment is a new special fluid as bloodsubtiute
>accidentally electrifies the fluid (wasn´t accidental but looks like it)
>healed
>gets power (quite weak at first)
>turns out patients who seem uncurable get this substiute as an experiment and that everyone before him died from the electricution process/side effects
>is the first one to survive this procedure
>they refined it further with each subject
>humans with this fluid in their blood can go trough a portal into another world
>goes through the portal without a second thought
>end

A male highschooler is starting off at a new school, and makes a few friends including a reconnection with a beloved girl from his childhood. Then, as the result of a deus-ex-machina, he's forced to change schools and for the next few months, he builds a relationship with a flirty, dead-eyed science type of girl. But, as the result of an evil force opposing the first one that causes him to change schools, he changes schools again. He manages to stay in touch with the second girl while finally getting back to his childhood friend. But, it turns out she was the evil deus-ex-machina all along, and wanted to cause suffering to the MC, until she became aware of his shenanigans with the other girl, when she got jealous and moved him back under her thumb. However, the MC realizes this after a slip-up by the childhood enemy, and is forced to choose between the two girls, exploring the nature of HUMAN VALUE and LOVE.

A yandere falls in love with her childhood friend, the most popular boy in her high school. Instead of going outright violent on her competition, however, she seeks to emotionally manipulate her crush into becoming distrustful of all other possible love interests. She works behind everyone else's back, spreading rumours, setting up incriminating encounters, et cetera. This eventually begins to take a toll on the boy, causing him to become increasingly reliant on her for the sake of his own mental stability.

I like it, but it needs a good ending. Maybe the Yandere should fal in love with someone else, abandoning the boy, who then goes into isolation and depression, ending with strong implications of suicide.

Character
>a girl who claimed she got transferred to this world from another world, claiming she had an ability to go back in time by dying, she mostly wears training jersey.

>a girl who claimed she got transferred to this world from another world, claiming she can always win any games (in actuality by making up new rules during the game), and a neet.

>a girl claiming she always solves another person problem but will make herself looks bad, a self proclaimed loner because of that (even though she always hangs around with a handsome and popular guy, but she said she want something GENUINE)

>a bland and generic girl who somehow attracts a lot of handsome guys. Somehow always do some accident like (accidentally opening bathroom when the guy is bathing, or when the guy is changing, accidentally touching guy chest, crotch, etc)

>MC a regular soldier who refuse to open his helmet, or speaks. Very loyal to its motherland and a bros before hoes kind of guy, and will do any assignment bestowed upon him if it was an order from the kingdom.He only communicate with his gesture

Plot
>One day in the castle, all those girls are gathered there by the king. Royal Priest said that one of them bears the power of hero who can saved the world from the upcoming demon lord. The soldiers and MC have to tend all those girls in the time being, until it revealed who is the real hero among them.

You know the settings

Actually, I did have a similar idea for continuing the story. The girl loses interest in the boy when she sees how pathetic he's become. He goes hikki for a short time, but his almost pathological need for her now turns him into a yandere. He attempts to do what she did to him initially, she finds out and twisted mind games ensue. Eventually he finds out that she was the cause of his deterioration, but that only encourages him further to destroy her social life.

Unit of proto-finns is outnumbered by army of Hwan proto-nijas. MC is captain of proto-finnish special forces. We see the hell of the greates and most tragic war in human history and the fall of the bigest civilization

More?
Kinda interesting.

another one:

>two big sides
>one with an evil dictator who has a mask/helmet where his eyes are visible and wears a big armor
>a rebel group trying to take their system down
>(maybe futuristic setting)
>rebels raid the dictator
>one of the rebels finds the privat sector of the dictator
>takes his clothes
>while the other rebels fight the dictator they manage to loosen his helmet
>dictator about to win when the sneaking reblel triggers an explosion and steals the helmet
>sends everyone flying
>dictator falls; armor is scattered trough impacts
>minions come in to the fighting room and see the sneaky-rebel dressed as the dictator saying he took care of the rebels so his friends are safe
>true dictator (now looks like a normal strong guy) wakes up in a rebel healer-tent
>both, true dictator and rebel-dictator try to sabotage future missions
>both realize their enemys points of view
>last episode it gets revealed

more of a comedy though

I got nothing, my plot usually got ignored so you kinda threw me off balance.

A fantasy kingdom is fighting a losing war against the demon king and his hordes. As a desperate last ditch effort, the kingdom sends The Hero and his party to infiltrate the demon king's domain to assassinate him and put an end to the war.

The Hero teleports his entire party, a swarm of cute girls who rely on him for everything, close to the demon king's castle and prepares his assault. Then he gets promptly killed off with no chance of resurrection by the demon king's minions, leaving his party deep within demon king's domain. Since his party was so reliant on him, they're unable to press on, and they can't even get back to safety. After all, the party's magic user didn't bother learning teleportation spells because The Hero could cast the spell already.

At this point, first episode ends.

The rest of the show consists of cute girls doing cute survival horror things while they try to get back to their kingdom and relative safety. DRAMA happens when the girls have to face tough decisions between friendship and survival, they start to turn on each other after endless arguments over whose fault it was they're in their predicament, if they should still somehow try to complete their quest, and if fleeing to their kingdom is even worth attempting, since the kingdom is on the losing side of the war.

tl;dr: Cute girls + survival horror + generic fantasy setting.

ninjas + black people fanbase

>proto ninja

Already done, m8.
youtube.com/watch?v=kTf_N6nebnw

Ok, that's pretty interesting. Unlike most of the idea in these kind of threads. I would definitely watch this.

Subaru, the guy from No Game No Life (?), 8man and generic harem mc but genderbent. Might be cool.

Never forget the Hyperwar

Oh c'mon bro. Real summerfag here. Lurked like 3 or 4 anime plot threads and saw your plot sometime. If I recall it correctly, as for your plot, people always ask more of it.

literally termator 1

Shit lad this is sad

Yep you got that right.

>people always ask more of it.
I may or may not be update that plot. I assume too much subjectivity won't do any good, so I purposely let it be just that small paragraph to create open interpretation for the reader.

Meh, I'm shit at english. I doubt anyone can understand that.

MC is a completely normal high school student minding his own business when one day — wait, no, actually, he isn't that normal, he's kind of an asshole, he's rather coward, doesn't have any dream and is rather selfish but pretends it's just being rational. I mean, fuck, most teenagers aren't like that if you go past the inherent dumbness of this period of life. Anyway, one day, while he is loafing around like the dumb loser he is and asking himself why the fuck no one likes him —what a mystery, right?!—, a space maid-cat appears and tells him he's now the ambassador of earth for the cat-girl planet, order from the cat-girl princess. Also she's transferred in his school to learn about humans and stuff. The neko spaceship takes him away, and when they learn about the situation his classmates are overjoyed, never-minding the strange way those aliens made first contact, because who cares, MC-kun went away, he really was a mood-killer.

MC-kun learns from the cat-girl princess that their planet are threatened by the dog-girls planet or whatever, and their only hope is him and his strange fall-head-first-on-girls-panties superpower. That makes him able to pilot an ancient powerful mecha no one had managed to activate. Because reasons. He beats the dog-girls good, reconciles the two planets, and marries both the dog-girl and cat-girl princesses.

Everything was actually a dream; he fell asleep on what was his bed while packing his stuff. He got expelled from the school due to moral and sexual harassment and a general lack of morality. The end.

>hotheaded delinquent mc ends up in a fantasy world
>thinks he's the chosen one like some game he used to play
>finds and goes into a bar full of confidence
>sees all kinds of creatures from different time periods or settings(you have angels/demons, crusaders, people with mechanical implats,a wide variety of ayy lmaoes and etc.)
>they're not phased by him in the slightest and even invite him for a drink
>turns out they got transported to this world too
>so did a whole city's worth of other creatures
>after some time reality finally sinks in and mc accepts his situation
>he then slowly settles in, finds a job and becomes a regular at the bar
>from then on the anime is basically an episodic slice of life where different characters share tales from their respective worlds over drinks after a hard day at work

What's this then?

>female dark elf and human love story
>dark elf killed the human MC's family and lover, in a massacre along with other peoples, yet he decide to take care of her because he doesn't want to fall into the hatred and he knows that killing her will bring more hatred of other dark elf
>despite the odds, he managed to accept and forgive her crimes and move on, she starts to develop feelings for him despite that she feels is wrong, because humans were always arrogant trash that used anyone different of them as toys or objects
>they end up falling in love with each other, which causes a big fight between each other races because they are starting to believe that one of them is being manipulated or fooled, and either side may get information or a surprise attack or anything like that
>they do their best to stop and try to convince that both humans and dark elves can learn to live and even love the others (despite dark elves's life span, they don't really know how to appreciate all the things in the world unlike humans, who don't even have half of their life, and humans can learn that dark elves can help them overcome many issues regarding nature and other things)
>finally both sides stop the war and start accepting each other, the dark elf and human's love saved everyone if you want some tragedy add them that they sacrifice their lives to protect everyone, yet they reunite in the afterlife

Some stupid harem.
>Unknown to Earth inhabitants, the world is gonna end.
>A demon lord from another world, Aliens, A necromancer with a undeath army, AI from the future, all decide to invade conquer Earth at the same time.
> A fight betwen these faction won't end anywhere, so instead of fighting each other they decide who is gonna be Earth conqueror by seducing the heart of an average japan highschool boy (the MC).
> Each group send a undercover girl.
>The demon lord sends his loli succubus daughter.
>The aliens have their trust into a girl whom species is known for seduceing anything in the known galaxy.
> The Necromancer ressurects an Idol that died recently.
> The AI creates an Android. Her hidden arsenal is enough to defeat the JSDF in a single day.
> The MC has a tsundere childhood friend. She is a magic girl from a secret society that protects Earth. She is aware of the invasion, but they can't beat any of the armies. She has the duty to protect her friend.
>MC has gynophobia.

The adventures of the Salvador line. A legacy of SPACE Archeologists exploring the galaxy for treasures and historical findings

1st Salvador: A professor creating a fellowship of archeologists. Most of the adventures are done by the people of that fellowship while Salvador is more of the wise old sensei guiding them.

Salvador jr: Son of Salvador, turns the fellowship into a business and tries to create an empire of profit with the discoveries; adventures crossed with politics and economics

Salvador III: self-proclaimed son of Salvador jr. most of his "adventures" are shows within a show that he's acting in while the ones he does real time he relies on manipulation, publicity, and opportunism to get by.

The Salvador: Son of Salvador III, straight laced adventures with none of the bullshit. sustains injuries and stress that made him look gritty in the later years despite always being idealistic

Salvador V the great: nephew of the fourth Salvador. A pretty boy who is more of a gentleman thief then an adventuring archeologist. Got better with age

and so on

Here are my issues:
If there are two different dimension factions warring, why is Earth caught up in all of this?
Why are the aircraft girls bothering to become involved at all, instead of just keeping out of the war?
Why is MC-chan's side committing atrocities, to the disgruntlement of F22-chan?
Why would both interdimensional factions suddenly team up in light of F22-chan's uprising?
If F22-chan has inadvertently ceased hostility between those two factions, why even bother continue fighting?
How the hell has schooling not been disrupted as a result of WMD usage?

Haha. Me too. My English is not so good since I am not a native speaker, but who cares? As long as people can understand what do you mean and you do not write "I does blah blah blah".
It will be better if the MC is gay.

This is good!

Threadly reminder that you should stop posting that because it's a thing.

fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/

I've opened the thread for this.

NTR

>kangdoms
WE WUZ

It's a dirty job but somebody has to eventually pull around to doing it

I'm confused by reference too.

Murrica. Two groups of students, independently and unknowingly to the other, plan a school shooting. By chance they pick the same day, so they end up fighting each other for the spotlight. Hilarity ensues.

>starts off with the MC Yonnis Takashiki in class staring out the window
>he see this beautiful girl outside and when they make eye contact
>not only is he memorized by her beauty but a strange familiarity
>she smiles and waves which makes him get nervous and walks away
>on his way home from school he runs into her
>She introduces herself as Lia and says that
she is new in town
>and asks for directions to a certain market
>He offers to walk her there during which they talk

>they randomly run into each other a couple more times before they actually start hanging out
>one day she is at his house and see's a stuffed panda in his room and grabs it
>he says it was his twin sister's
>he tells her that she her name is Yoka and she died when he was 8 when she pushed him out
>of the path of a truck that was about to hit him
which ended up hitting her
>When he is showing Lia pics of them together as kids he notices her get very emotional
>she claims she lost her brother when she was around the same age.
>over time their friendship forms into a bond of love
>when they are about to bang for the first time
>she starts screaming I'm sorry I can't I can't
>she puts her cloths back on and runs out
>she ignores all his calls for a while
>one day he is sitting at the park when she approaches him with a serious look on her face
>she says that she has something very important to tell him
>she just blurts out I'm your sister I'm Yoka Takashiki
>he gets angry and accuses her of making a sick joke about his dead sister
>she then starts telling him stuff from their early childhood only his sister would.
>he asks her how did she survive she explains that she isn't the Yoka Takashiki that he knows
>she is from a parallel universe were she never tried to push him out of way of the truck
>she said she came to bring him back to her universe but he doesn't want to
>eventually she decides to stay not as Yoka his sister but as Lia his gf since they now share a bond far stronger than blood

My sides have surpassed the oort cloud
Now I need this.

Fuck it, let's give it a shot. Comedy, romance, slice of life. Think of an MC. An average fuck, scrawny, handholdless kissless virgin, short black hair, NEET shut in, ect. It's the start of summer break and his parents ditch him and go on some vacation, whatever, this shit doesn't care, he gets to stay at home and game starcraft 2 all day like the loser fuck he is. Ding dong, it's the deliveryman at his door. "Sign here here and here" and leaves him a huge package labelled "FRAGILE." Upon opening it, a catgirl pops out, along with a few brushes, some lingerie, and several carebooks and guides on caring for nekos. Really fucking moe, to the point of sickness. Not even waifubait, it's not bait, just straight up 100% waifu material, from concentrate. Let's give this bitch long blue hair, and a decent sized pair of assets. She's pretty airheaded, but also very curious. MC is really fucking confused on what to do with her, and just ends up taking care of her. Shenanigains happen related to MC-kun not knowing how to take care of catgirls. The whole show isn't to be taken seriously.
>Episode where he reluctantly bathes her while she's confused why he's so embarrassed.
>Episode where he leaves the house for groceries and she knocks over all his vases and shit while he's away.

Somewhere along the line cat grill falls for him, begins being really affectionate, ect. ect. which leads to

>Episode while catgrill is in heat and relentlessly pounces on him and tries to mate with him all day

Unsure about this part but fuck it
>Along the way he e-mails his high school science teacher, an old lovable guy who doesn't take anything seriously
>Shows him the neko
>Teach is baffled by how something like that could exist, does research, and becomes MC's guide on how to treat neko properly, while oftenly unconsciously setting up MC and neko in romantic/embarrassing situations
Dunno where I was goin with this

Fantasy setting. With her beloved dying in her arms, MC makes a pact between them-- to exact absolute vengeance on everyone involved in her wife's murder. As a result, her wife's spirit is bound to MC, and ensuring that MC can regenerate from any injury, however fatal. However, her one-woman revenge quest turns out to be a lot more than either of them had realized. It turns out that the murder was actually an assassination ordered by the head of state, and that the pact would not be fulfilled until their entire empire is toppled. Even though she cannot be killed, it can take as long as several days for her to recover from the wounds she sustains. As such, she cannot juggernaut her way through the heavy defenses that surround the royal families and other governmental organizations.

As time passes, both MC and spirit realize the hollow nature of their revenge quest, and how melancholic and meaningless MC's life has become without her beloved. They come to realize that being together in death would have been a preferable outcome to carrying on the burden of revenge. Unfortunately, they have no choice but to see their pact through, since MC cannot die. MC becomes a mercenary in order to generate some influence among various groups. The endgame is to incite war with the neighboring nations in order to tear down their empire.

Along a way, they find a sorcerer who can potentially break the pact, allowing MC to die in peace. They realize it involves destroying the spirit entirely, which would cause MC's wife to cease to exist entirely. Spirit argues for MC to go through with it, saying she was the one who forced MC into the pact anyways, and how much MC has suffered as a result of being unable to die. Spirit is riddled with guilt and blames herself for MC being stripped of her humanity as a result of the revenge quest, and that it would be a fitting punishment for her to be destroyed so that MC may find peace. (cont)

MC refuses, saying that she's endured all of this because she desires to reunite in death, and that destroying the spirit would nullify everything she's worked for. She goes on to say that even though she realizes that their pact was a mistake, it was a mistake they made together, and something that they would resolve together. She says that her sole remnant of humanity lies in her love, and that she will go through any burden to ensure that they will be together once again.

With that resolution, she continues, eventually succeeding in provoking war between the nations. Throughout the war, she lends her blade to the various factions in order to put her own empire at a disadvantage and get closer to the main government. The war is protracted and bloody, despite her best efforts to turn the tide in her favor, she has only so much influence in such a large-scale conflict. MC and spirit both are obviously traumatized psychologically, but MC is determined to see it through to the end.

By the time she finishes off the last of the imperial officers, despite the fact that she has not aged physically, it has been several decades since her quest started, and most of the people directly responsible for the assassination are already dead, so she ends up killing their heirs in order to destroy the head of the empire. In the power vacuum that resulted, the other nations continue to fight.

MC has destroyed the government that ordered the death of her beloved, thereby fulfilling her pact, so she wonders why she hasn't been released from life yet. She then realizes that there is one more person she needs to take revenge on-- it was her own two hands that slew her wife. MC was mind-controlled at the time, but since she was the one who held the blade that spilt her wife's blood, the pact considered her guilty. Unaware of this at the time, her wife had meddled with MC's memory so that MC would not feel guilty.

Spirit apologizes for the whole ordeal, but MC is not bothered. With tears in her eyes for the first time in decades, MC slashes herself across the neck, fulfilling the pact and releasing them both. Their souls depart the world together, and they will reincarnate in another world, a gentler one where their love can flourish without tragedy.

>they now share a bond far stronger than blood
the legendary unbreakable bond of cum

That's outdated

i don't know if i could handle that, but it's pretty clever

Well as I said before, I only had a vague idea of what to do with this. I'll try to answer the questions as best as I can.

I think I mentioned it in the post that Earth wasn't really involved and just a backwater until the shipment of experimental weapons got intercepted and shot down and the cargo coincidentally dispersed over Earth. The aircraft girls are all rather naive and think that they are fighting for justice like in the magical girl shows they watched on tv. MC-chan's side is committing atrocities because this war has been going on for several years now and both sides are now doing whatever they can to make it end as fast as possible. F22-chan's insurrection is during the tail end of the war when MC-chan's faction has all but won but both sides are severely depleted and exhausted, so the losing side which is now basically a vassal state to the winners is forced to give resources and personnel to stop F22-chan. F22-chan didn't stop the hostilities as the war has been pretty much won at that point, her plan is to destroy both factions because in her eyes, both are evil and the world will be better off without them. As for schooling, it would be suspended but the alien WMD would be disguised as a freak earthquake or storm or some shit.

My turn f/a/gs

MC called Jikani Wasurai
Anime starts when MC arrives from university, and his dad is in the living room, he goes say hi, but dad has a real serious look on his face.
>son, there is a secret i want to tell you.
>wh what is it dad
>the people on this family, we descend from a genius, this genius created something...
>what
the dad stands up, grabs him from the shirt, and walks up the stairs, without a sound
>d dad, watchou doin
he opens a closet, where there is nothing but a web, and some coins at the bottom.
Dad pushes the back and a backdoor slides, then forces his son to learn a practical lesson of gravity
Staring from the bottom, the son watches the dad close the door very slowly.
>it's for your own good Jika-kun
>o-oto-san
The room is light, but none was there before.
MC gazes at the only object in the room.
it's a door.
he looks it from behind, really stupid door that leads nowhere.
he opens the door and sees black
he crosses the door.
>(whwat is happening)
after the blackout, he realizes he's in a park bench, of a nearby park.
But that park was just demolished a year ago
He realizes he's 50 years before thanks to a newspaper.
There is a letter from his dad in his pocket.
>dude wtf i told you not to cross that fucking door, i'm gonna kill you navy seal style.
>whatevs, our house is still there and the keys are in your pocket, you are to inscribe yourself into a normal life, ssee ya.
>wtf dad
mc goes to the house, realizes that the room is not there and doesn't exist.
He reenters his school from 50 years priori.
All good for the first few days.
Qtpi girl introduces as her classmate
mc rages himself to sleep in his room but not bed. Why dad was such a dick.
qt pie and him get in love after casual anime development.
Fastforward 50 years
He has a son, calls him his own name, repeats the story.
But this time, we follow the son of the mc, which actually starts subtly in the park bench behind him.
Cont.

new MC jojostyle follows his dad steps.
but actually questions shit and doesn't go with the flow.
Introduce new details that change from the last rerun.
He enters a drug smuggling ring to finance his research
The new MC is not a retarded faggot like his dad, and actually looks for a why.
Gets himself into a dark shit thing, where his mom is actually the genius that started this, because she needed to revive the memories of having his husband time and time again and falling in love and the rest of the shit.
>who gives a shit bitch
new MC shoots her in the face, uses the time machine and aborts then again her own mother.
At this point he's a broken piece of flesh and bones, but still gives no shit.
He uses the timemach to become rich, powerful and politically influent.
Then the dad and grandfather will start fighting.
Dad and grandad utilizes in an inconvenient turn of events a nuclear shell to glock their heir into ash.
>How did mom always remained young?
She used a parallel cycle to theirs, and she had a secret daughter with another man.
Turns out, the other man is actually semen from the dying grandfather in his last breath.
>What the fuck my son (the nuclear ash) didn't do nothing wrong
Kills himself.
BUT
The last scene of the show is actually a reverb of the same starting arch with another mc.
Last shot is a evul white man smile from his mother.
No season 2 cuz Keit-ai
cont. in manga when Sup Forums says it's shit and the author needs drawing lessons
>How is this keit-ai
lots of cute girls in every arch doing cute girl things but contributing in absolutely nothing

Last thing, since 1990-50 is 1940, we can introduce evil nazis that are controlled by the mom, in a season 3, and the mom young is kidnapped and raised by Jikani who actually told his son about everything he saw, and in an unexpected turn of events kills herself, when adult, and lives a normal life until she finds Jikani (first rerun), falls head over heels, and the cycle finally ends.
Just to realize all efforts in the last seasons of everyone ended in the mother having a relation with his future non-had son.
the end

That's Nekopara except for the MC