>be redpilled, straight, etc etc
>all the boy pussy threads in /r9k/ and Sup Forums finally get to me
>feel compelled to visit a tranny prostitute
>white, 5ft4, flat tits, cute face etc
>immediately notice how much bigger her dick is than mine
>she calls my dick "cute" and says it's "just right"
>when we 69 I can't stop thinking about all those trolls and fellow Sup Forumsacks who say traps are gay
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>she stops and asks if I want to change positions
>I just lay there with a dick in my mouth as tears slowly gather in the corner of my eyes
>break down and ask her if she thinks I'm gay
>she spends the next 20 minutes comforting me and making me feel better
>come home having sucked a dick without even getting off
>I've never felt like such a beta faggot in my entire life
Just kill me now
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>leaf
Congrats you are now a faggot
haha fag
What did OP mean by this?
This pasta is stale, leaf.
Enjoy your ban for reposting stale pasta
You like dick. You're a full-fledged faggot, faggot.
considering your story is obviously fake, I must say I didnt find it particularly entertaining.
When will they learn
Pasta is better fresh
>>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
>current year
>still caring if its gay
did you at least make her cum? faggot.
Canada seriously?
If its got a dick it aint a chick.
Pic related.
welcome to the club
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the most faggy think you did was cry, if you are gay just be gay and stop bitching
>>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine suddenly these accusations seem legitimate
This should make for excellent pasta to serve later.
>redpilled
>fucks a tranny
Choose one and only one.
>retards not recognizing pasta
Old pasta at that.
>tfw to intelligent too fall for this old pasta
>with a dick in my mouth twice the size of mine
who can´t hear, must feel
Copy pasta bait
leaf/10
sage
Oh, Canada!
>she
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>>feel compelled to visit a tranny prostitute
I really don't get it
You had a dick in your mouth.
You have to be gassed, degenerate.
Nothing you say will absolve you.
Nothing you do will change our judgement.
No, you will die. You will have it, by rope or by bullet, or by toxic gas - but you will have death! And we shall laugh and piss on the grave, for you are the worst of us, and shall be forgotten quicker than most, denied entry to valhalla for your wicked, deviant practises.
I'm laughing at you for believing in the Sup Forums memes.
But you didn't even have the fucking courtesy to get him off? If you're going to be a faggot with a small dick be the best faggot you can be.
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