Colombia is the best latin american country, prove me wrong

Colombia is the best latin american country, prove me wrong
>protip: you can't

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I love how I can throw trash wherever I want because the crack heads dig through the trashcans making a mess anyways.

would you recommend congolombia for sex tourism? how much would it cost me to hire a cute trap?

I agree, and Colombian women are made for the big Anglo cawk

what even happens in colombia

cartel

we don't have a single cartel

yes, cheap

good things

Kill yourself scum

like 50 bucks.

Colombians have a very big penis on average. They just like you for the money and then they will cuck you with a nigger that knows how to dance salsa better than you.

Absolutely nothing relevant, and thats why its the best Country down here.

I have never ever seen a muslim, just tons of women that love to do arabic dance, muh dik

based country.

All men I met from Congolombia were bros and women sexy and open minded.

Yes, I fucked the women.

Coke

OP is right

Bump too

Gross, how can somebody could let himself be touched by a Bolivian

This is so fucking realistic that it's funny.

Thank you my dark skinned friend, let's continue invading chile. Im sending all the niggers down there, which is good for chilean men cause big bunda niggettes are more appealing than the average disgusting mapuche woman.

Fixed

pffff

SOON

>Liberals go full nuclear because a socialist Indian get killed
>Communists become terrorists and kill some people in the jungles
>Coke
>Communists surrender

Basically the past fifty years

>No mention of right wing death squads
>No mention of los pepes
>No mention of escopolamina

Shit story

>Paracos
>Relevants

Hello UIDF

>Colombia is the best latin american country, prove me wrong

okay.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Violencia

Have spent the last year+ traveling throughout Latin America.

Colombia has the worst (ie blandest, most monotonous) food in Latin America (and that’s saying something!). Also the cities are either horrifically ugly, or horrifically overpriced. Ecuador has everything Colombia does except its cleaner and safer and often surprisingly cheaper, so there’s really no case to make for Colombia as the best, since Ecuador is a better version of Colombia.

For best country I’m really not sure. Mexico definitely has the best food and arguably the prettiest cities, although it’s also high-up for danger and has the worst roads, and besides having the best beaches it’s not the prettiest. The highlands in Peru are gorgeous, it’s safe, and the food is pretty ok, but it’s also cold all the time, and coastal Peru is absolute garbage.

Really, nobody who had the choice would want to live anywhere in Latin America.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Violencia
>guerillas of peace
KEK

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Violencia

Argentina won't be any different after Oct 5.

But we don't have feminazis

Now with the FARC in power......yeah right....

In reflection, if I had to live down here it’d be in Mexico. You just need to be careful, but as long as your number doesn’t come up the fact that it actually has a worthwhile culture makes it a real stand-out. (The other places with worthwhile cultures are highland Guatemala and highland Peru, but both are too cold for me).

But if I was a gringo retiree and didn’t want to deal with any bullshit, Ecuador would be the obvious choice. Why do many people retire to Costa Rica and Panama when Ecuador is nicer and much cheaper is totally beyond me.

You really believe they will get there? People do not forgive.

The state of Colombia today is further proof that right-wing death squads actually work.

The urabeños is the cartel now

Muslims....la costa is full of them you are truly an asshole maybe you are rolo or something.

What's with all the hookers?

what does that matter? it happened decades ago

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what happens at Oct 5?

>Muslims in la costa
Perdone señor, que?

es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clan_del_Golfo
>a cartel of 1570 members
you're retarded

It has some beautiful landscapes and the people are nice.
But I can't stand the weather, anywhere outside the coasts is hell.

there are quite some muslims in la guajira, there's even a mosque there

there are christian maronite arabs in the coast, there are some muslims but there are really, really few of them, you would probably never met one if go there

Jajajajaja even the mayor of Cartagena was muslime. Fucking panchito

Chile makes the case even better.

Traveling through Latin America there’s no missing the fact that the further left a country’s government is the poorer it is. Why this doesn’t seem to occur to the people in those countries is totally beyond me.

Bolivian or gringo abroad?

Have you been to Chile? It's by far the best place to live in, even though it's being invaded by Haitians.

Even the shitty cities (Arica, Iquique) are a-ok compared to the rest of coastal cities in SA.

Finally, if you are a gringo in Bolivia, stay away from La Paz and the andean cities. Go to Santa Cruz or Sucre for god tier women and foof + cool weather and less traffic. Also, try ayahuasca.

You won't be going to Russia next year.

damn, you are right. i thought you were talking about our midterm elections.

Loool

>Colombia is the best latin american country
Haha

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>let me tell you about your country
i bet you're an american, there are 14k muslims in here, and all of them came after ww1, stop talking out of your ass
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Colombia

...although, yeah, Colombia was massively more prosperous and safer than I was expecting (given perceptions of what Colombia is internationally). It was actually sorta boring because of it. I assume that’s the effect of recent pro-market pro-trade governments. Also massive numbers of tourists there which again I didn’t expect.

it's breddy gud desu
it's like the capital of the continent for that

>You won't be going to Russia next year.
I would say that's a good thing if we were capable of experiencing humility.

nice quads but all you faggots are running away to the jungles of colombia trying to start eco-farms and shit.

They are as muslim as I'm a Catholic.

The average colombian muslim doest give a fuck about religion, and they integrated pretty well into the country's culture and society, this is why we dont have extremists.


Can you say the same from eurocucks and burgers?

It's definitely the best in south america

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Would you recommend your country for Europeans seeking a cooler political climate that's less being dominated by islam, marxism and anti-whiteness

then why are all those congolombianitos coming here to antofalombia

>Race is not a talking point in politics, we are all colombians
>No islam at all in any relevant sector of society
>Refugees are venezuelan qts
>The marxists are coming out of the jungle to sell communism in the worst time possible, we wiped them before we will wipe them again

Im happy i live here, things look promising

Arabs ≠ muslims

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arab_Colombians

No muslims, no revolutions or coups in a while, and white people it's revered as Gods, for a couple of weeks at least.

The eternal nigger seeks gibs from cuck nations when they cannot survive the social darwinism that is Colombia.

Gringo. Currently in Sucre. Have been absolutely everywhere in Bolivia (traveling by motorbike) and this city doesn’t fit at all with the rest of the country, being clean and pretty, although it’s colder than I’d like (Killing time here since this is were I’m selling the bike and ending my trip).

The weather on the west coast of South America turns to complete shit south of Ecuador (cold currents or something), and Chile has no culture and is expensive. Talking to lots of tourists along the way it seems to be most everyone’s least-favourite country (due to weather and expense).

most of them are pacific niggers, they look for the social benefits that there are in chile since they can't do anything for themselves

this is a fact.

Your women are beautiful, and your men are chill as fuck.

I am asian american, if that means anything.

My country is only for the strong. Failures must ran away

>I am asian american
t. pajeet

isn't antofagasta shit? i mean it's a desert.

>pacific niggers

also called donkey fuckers

youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

We are stupidly more expensive than the rest of the americas, and by no culture I guess you mean we aren't all day wearing ponchos.

Those are atlantic niggers, get your fucking geography right

no, those are caribbean niggers, there are 2 types of niggers here, the supreme colombian gentleman lives in the andes

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... I’ve heard from lots of (rich, white) Argentines and Brazilians how great Uruguay is supposed to be, but I didn’t go there. Not sure how much they’re projecting, based on the problems in their own countries they think Uruguay doesn’t have.

yeah but it's our shit

>implying FIFA won't refball the match to ensure that Messi makes it to the WC

>gives country to the biggest narco-terrorist group in the world
our president is a cuck faggot nigger

uruguay is like buenos aires province but without the millions of poors. so it's pretty nice.
if you remove the violent and uneducated poors from buenos aires you get the same thing but much bigger.

sure, but i meant, all the rest of the country is beautiful, the north is the only "ugly" place. why would they stay there?

Do your colombian shemales have big dicks, or are they tiny like asian ladyboys?

Can a Colombian explain why all their women are camwhores?

I mean, the other day I went to Chaturbate trying to find some hot latinas, maybe an argie, chilean or peruvian, but literally all of them were from Colombia, a few were cute but it was weird seeing all of them from the same country, explain yourselves.

Esteban Chavez > Nairo Quintana

>They all have BBC.

Nevertheless is a shithole that’s why you guy run away to Spain or USA

I thought Venezuela was camwhore central? (Since they’ll do anything for a dollar to eat, but the internet is fast)

Delete this separatist

not colombian but...

in average they are hot and poor.

Camwhore makes 300% - 400% more money camwhoring than a regular job with a minimum salary of about $300 a month.

We have many women that are hot and have more money than men, so they become strong independent women that need no men and will only racemix with white bois for the rest of their lives.

The north it's not ugly, just uglier.

Yeah it's true. Also fuck Venezuela.

venezuela comes to second place i guess
pic related literally all from colombia but one(prolly a colombian too)

What does Colombians think of Mexico/Mexicans?

The Colombians that I've met here in memexico are pretty nice and seem to like the country, same for venezuelans, unlike some argies and peruvians.

Anything nice in Latin America was built by the Spanish, or by the corillo shortly after independence. Hence lots of nice stuff in Mexico since the Spanish were there in number for so long (mines), absolutely fuck all in Central America and northern South America since there was nothing there for the Spanish (worthless jungle), and nice stuff again up in the Andes where the Spanish had more mines hence more reason to be there and care. It must be terrible knowing your countries have been on a steady downward trajectory since your ‘glorious independence’ (ditto Africa).

Never been there so I really couldn't say

You are now less violent than us, but it is a long way to achieve Chile.

Best whores of the world, and I'm Brazilian

stop giving Antioquia territory to niggers

Thank you based colombia for your cocaine

good one big zero

Riding a motorbike all over rural South America, coca is really the death of this place. Fucks the environment up like you wouldn’t believe. Even ignoring the effects of the drug, it’s just awful for the landscape.