Sup Forums Space Program is Real

If Nigeria can have a space program, so can Sup Forums.

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This is serious. This is real. In the R&D stage we have at our disposal: 2 3D printers, 0.1mm and 0.3mm precision. Unlimited ABS reels. (Cartesian and Delta): imgoat.com/uploads/9d4f495e87/45894.jpg

We have Numerous arduino boards, programming expertise and a small Australian (software) technology firm backing our endeavor. A cubesat is only a matter of time away.

What we need is the monetary resources to book a flight on a commercial space flight to get the satellite into a stable orbit. And of course we require a purpose for the sat. What will it transmit? What instruments will it incorporate? How long do we intend for it to last? Weeks? Months? Years? Ambition is only limited by budget and material components.

Calling on all shitlords and lazy fucks to do something real for once. Every cent will be accounted for in a monthly audit.

Get busy shitting up space, or get busy larping here and jerking off at pretend amateur porn. No amount of swastika jpegs will make the Reich real. Make it real, one dollar at a time.

Let's take our trolling into orbit.

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bump for historical and geopolitical significance of the kindling of something much greater to come

>What will the satellite do? - Stay tuned for more information.

amazing goal you got there

stop larping and get a job nigger

Nice, we will now discover from a credible source, if space is a hoax and what shape is earth.

>asking for money

no, find another scam.

I've always wanted to go to space.

Can we build a orbital missile platform or cosmic death laser? I'm not interested if not.

A satellite isnt enough. We need to send this motherfucker to the moon and see if there are glass ruins scattered all over that sumbitch.

PUT A REALLY GOOD CAMERA ON IT AND LETS SEE IF THE EARTH IS FLAT OR NOT!!!

>implying any "space"craft won't just hit the dome

fucking idiots

your shitty arduino electronics will scatter to pieces once in vacuum if they have not fallen off the board due to inertia by then

for sure it needs to have an irc and internet relay.

Give ayy lmao cancer.

Best regards from earth

oh and also good look with the EMI

space & ABS do not mix

Soooo... we get to meme in space or what...?

We could use the satellite to interrupt/hijack television signals and break the conditioning of the whole world.

>space
>falling this hard for jewish meme
lmao. don't forget to sage and report

Have it broadcast a radio signal of youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

This, or possibly something racist

How much money do you realistically need?

I vote that we start thinking up ways to use the satellite to fuck with Israel.

We need to know if the earth is flat.
Can solar panels power a go pro? or at least extend battery life?

>patreon.com/4chanSpaceProgram
doesn't exist, not even a scam thread but atroll thread

have it play this signal

I got us some astronauts for the first flight.

space is gay. lol

Simple: it's not.

How much ∆v do we need to deorbit from whatever altitude it will end up at?
It wot me miles easier then trying to send footage back somehow.

Im in!!! We need to finally prove earth in a plane of existence , some perceive it as flat some dome shaped, everything outside the veil is spiritual, Hollywood lied and space and star wars don't exist but we could build a machine , a ship, to traverse the "heavens".
>protip, aliens are demons and good ones angels

>>Fuck off space niggers, we're full.

>And of course we require a purpose for the sat. What will it transmit? What instruments will it incorporate? How long do we intend for it to last? Weeks? Months? Years? Ambition is only limited by budget and material components.

how about we cut all the engineering crap and just send a big black dildo into orbit?

PROVE THE EARTH IS FLAT, LIKE A PANCAKE!

Obviously the only thing it should be doing is taking high def photos of the poles.
So it just needs to be a camera, attached to a black dildo. Because Sup Forums.

I vote we put a Pepe on the moon.

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flat earth lenses are missing