This is your gothic lolita for tonight

This is your gothic lolita for tonight.

Yes

Gothic implies holy.

Holy implies fuck after marriage.

Fuck after marriage implies heavy responsibilities.

Heavy responsibilities imply fuck no.

Can I keep her?

No. She's due back by 6pm tomorrow, there's also a $2 late fee for everyday she's late.

Oh god... The whole time I was watching this piece of shit that grape juice colored hair made me sick. Not to mention she's loud, obnoxious, and a fujoshi to boot. Literally no redeeming qualities even after reading every book in existence, just makes her more arrogant and vacuous in turn. No thanks.

Gothic is also metal as fuck

Heavy metal responsibilities.

What a pleb.

You know I speak the truth Huey.

I'll keep her forever then.

Posting best Gothic Loli

Gosick would have been a lot better without shitty Kujo. Not only was he out of place as fuck in the setting but hearing him say Victorique's name a hundred times a episode was maddening. Can't decide what was worse, hearing VICTORIQUE or HUEY ANTHONY DISWARDO in dantalian.

Then you've lost your renting privileges

I just didn't care for how convoluted it got towards the end.

Natsuki-chan is the best.

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>grape juice colored hair
>made me sick
>not salivating at the thought of drinking her hair

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Personally I like them not covered in blood

How about squirming on your lap?