My grandad on my mums side was a Glasgow police sargeant- I can only imagine what he'd have to say
Jaxson Carter
>glasgow
kek
Juan Russell
Jesus what is wrong with the wifes face? Looks scary af
Bentley Ward
So clearly I won't be bringing up any children of mine in this absolute state of a country. Where should I move to build a family?
Charles Wilson
>qt
Sebastian Richardson
i guess you can never do too many squats...
Jordan Butler
On the one hand, by the time they learn to tackle they'll be shit at it as they'll stretch the 'tackling is appropriate age' out till their 18 eventually, on the other hand, they'll destroy yet another sport normies use to distract themselves from the absolute state of the country.
Sports, outside of cricket, were a mistake.
Elijah Jones
I had facial hair before I started my GCSEs
Colton Garcia
Attitudes like yours towards the homely ladies of Britain is the reason why there aren't more white children.
Brody Rogers
>be British >nothing to add next because thats all you need to know
Adrian Campbell
God i'm fucking disgusted with myself, I just realised i spend the last month fawning over some fucking chick at uni who i see like once a week and who i will probably never see again
fucking women lads, fuck this shit lifting time
Parker Fisher
She's been pregnant for 56% of the last 27 years. I think my face would be a bit of a mess too desu
Camden Wilson
Did we import you though
Joseph Edwards
I had a full beard. Mind you I'm thick as fuck so i was 24 when i did them
Benjamin Wood
t. Abdul Jihadsson
Tyler Russell
kek
Cameron Anderson
They did that when I was in school. Also banned people from playing bulldogs
So one day hundreds of kids all gathered in the field to play bulldogs in protest. They ended up banning all running in school outside of PE
Nolan Stewart
I bet her minge is worse mate. Like a shammy leather full of mince....
Parker Thompson
She's had twenty people walk out of her pussy bro. Nhs is going to install a slide soon so they just plop out
Gabriel Foster
He'd assume we let down vulnerable children again like with the Catholic Priests. I'm from Bristol and these children were let down by every part of society.
If only you knew the fall extent of it. In teenage circles you're not a proper mate if you don't share your girlfriend around with the boys. Not taking anything away from what these actual grooming gangs did but its a problem that's only going to get worse.
Parker Gomez
why will you never see her again?
Landon Thomas
Whats it like seeing all your age group you used to be able to beat up surpassing you and looking down on you now with nostalgic sympathy for what you once were?
Cooper Myers
Is rugby compulsory ever? I don't think children should be made to engage in contact sports against their own will
Brody Gonzalez
keep the willys on the mantlepice next to the carrage clock swan vesta currys open the lid and smell the packet sniff packet sniffs michael parkinson free travel alarm clock for the over 50s knocked on the front door to pick up the bettaware catalogue good toilet reads only in there for 15 minutes fill the kettle up with a small jug 300ml
yes
Jordan Cox
All the boys should, don't treat them like pussies
Luis Hill
Stop talking about GCSEs.
Ayden King
>Like a shammy leather full of mince.... kek
Christian King
don't be such a pansy, children need to be forged into men
John Martin
...
William Ramirez
>I don't think children should be made to engage in contact sports against their own will Absolutely faggotry desu lad
All boys should be forced to learn and play rugby, cricket and track and field.
William Fisher
100% British, mon ami.
I don`t spend time sober enough to think about it, it was fun playing sports with such an unfair advantage at the time.
Daniel Wilson
What's everyone planning to do when pol/Sup Forums becomes a banned hate site next year?
Bentley Cruz
Maybe a bit of an exaggeration but im leaving the country for a couple weeks and im,only see her sometimes in lectures, she'll probably have gone off then.
Just genuinely ashamed i got so obsessed
Brody Diaz
Where are the dads kicking the fuck out of these people?
I don't have a child but if a nigger (or anybody really) did that to my sister I'd honestly hack them to pieces.
Brody Davis
>ban bulldog
At least they're still fighting, with mobile phones kids get famous for a day or two
Julian Johnson
>Where are the dads kicking the fuck out of these people?
They got arrested when they tried to sort it out and the Paki bastards laughed at them while they were being taken away. It's all in the court documents.
Asher Sullivan
Make them do army drills, learn discipline, learn strength of character. Rugby (or grab-ass) is a shit sport for fatties, Samoans are good at it for fuck sake.
Zachary Miller
not something to be ashamed about, it's only natural, happens to everyone
Jaxson Gutierrez
We did British bulldogs in PE back in the day.
Nathaniel Jackson
cross country to build discipline and character
Dylan Turner
That's not how you do it though. You grab them singly, throw them in the boot and take them for a ride.
Robert Johnson
very much needed
Zachary Lopez
>take them for a ride
Robert Adams
>child services
They go after the degenerate's spawn who's parents are too messed up on drugs to look after them. Same as Rotherham, easy targets. Pete is right.
Brandon Reyes
...
Asher Morales
he dropped him here if i recall
Sebastian Smith
We already did cross-country, did they not have it in c*ty schools?
Jordan Nguyen
Mate if I had a penny for every daft thing I've done over a bird I'd have at least £1.70 by now. Just male nature.
Carter Taylor
yes lad
Wyatt Long
Compulsory army drills and fitness tests for males
Compulsory home economics and basic cardio for females
Fitness standards for both. If you're a boy and cannot pass the Army fitness standards by 16/18, your GCSE/A-level grade gets docked. Same for girls who are fat.
Did I just create the most based education system?
Dylan Wilson
hmm this is a more encouraging explanation thanks for replying, lads
Nolan Foster
You just copied nazi Germany shitlord
Noah Stewart
>still uses GCSEs and A-levels obviously not
Alexander Nguyen
And strict corporal punishment for transgressions.
Andrew Watson
Prefer the Spartan's but then again we live in a era of guns.
Easton Russell
>not using capital punishment
cucked
Anthony Perez
I know that happened once, but I've only seen that one time. It's pathetic.
Fuck this country desu
This. But include rugby and cricket. Both teach important skills.
Brayden Hughes
...
Jeremiah Wood
Has anyone seen Star Trek: Discovery?
Chase Ramirez
Thanks lads, just felt like one of my first real crushes and got a bit swept in by it. Will prolly still ask for her # if i see ehr again
Gavin Collins
anyone here ever learnt a language at uni? mine if offering free co-degrees on it and I'm genuinely considering trying Russian
Ethan Bell
desu I've also been obsessing a bit over the summer and constant Facebook updates really don't help. Reading 19th-century Russian love stories is pretty cathartic
Kevin Phillips
brown paper bags filled with bertram rustles got any wazz for me clackers feelin a bit glebby and nag
Spag
Bol
Spgetti
Jordan Murphy
No
Zachary Williams
hell yea brutha
Luke Smith
Rugby Union is pretty dangerous. It may be good for character building but you can just play league or sevens, which are safer and far better for technique. I always enjoyed Union in school as a skinny forward but the physical differences from private/rugby schools was always stupid.
Christopher Gonzalez
New season of Red Dwarf XI on Dave lads.
12th October.
Nicholas Parker
>tfw incapable of growing any kind of facial hair low-t?
Angel Ortiz
I played Union for years and I bulldozed twats cause I was naturally big and strong for my age. Fair enough if you choose to do it, but I don't see much value in making weaklings get involved, same way I would refuse to be marched into a boxing ring if I didn't want to
Easton Adams
ye, trying gluing Pußes to your force
Jackson Cruz
>pretty dangerous
That's why it's good to watch. Most injury prone sport in the world.
Tyler James
>gluing Pußes to your force
Christopher Barnes
Cycling crashes are my favourite t.b.h
William Sanchez
RIGHTLY
Jaxon Cooper
low t
Jackson Reed
I just watched some of it and am contemplating suicide more seriously than I usually do.
Nolan King
nope i have sex
Mason Adams
>pube force Sounds like marvels next movie
Anthony Jones
>physical differences from private/rugby schools was always stupid.
Alexander Garcia
I was hanging out with some friends last night and one of the girls brought a friend. Of course it was some tatted up slut who started spouting off equal rights shite. So, after a drink I get tired of it and start giving her shit for her ridiculous ideology. I tell her to stand up as I stand up. I tell my friends that everything is under control and to not interfere. My friends agree. So, after she is standing up I get close to her and am about a foot taller than her. I ask how equal she feels now. She said that height doesn't make her less equal. I say ok and put my hand on her shoulder. I ask how equal she feels to a man now? She said she feels uncomfortable but still equal. So, I say ok then. I turn to my friends and reiterate that everything is under control and not to interfere. They agree.
So, I grab her arm and twist her around and put her arse in a choke hold and pin her to the ground without hurting her. Then I ask how equal to a man she feels now. Well, this time she is too busy squirming to answer. So, I start getting up and slap her on the arse before I take my hand off her back. I tell her to go get me a certain kind of beer because not all beers are equal. Class dismissed. All the men were laughing and the women were just astonished and I believe slightly turned on.
Women's equality is just a major shit test and will only thrive if men allow it. Men are experts on equality. We learn our pecking order in every room we go into. We know that there are some people you don't fuck with and some that you can fuck with. Women need to learn that they are physically weaker than men on average and shouldn't fuck with us.
Ethan Price
WAHEY !
Evan Rogers
who /rugby scholarship/
Juan Brown
Alright lads. Gonna send my CV to the PM and the Queen, ask if I can become the education secretary. Wish me luck
Nathan Carter
No, I wasn't that good. Did you play for your county or England development?
Aiden Turner
yes but i shant doxx myself
Charles Rogers
oh no the fatty think he was good at rugby
Isaiah Howard
Things that didn't happen for 500
Jose Jones
Both? Fair play senpai you must have been very good. Only a player every couple years from our school got invited to England development, but always had a few every year playing county level
