BREAKING: Reports of North Korean fight jets being scrambled

Happening, get in here!!

9/23 was just a meme

twitter.com/Breaking911/status/912494887601344513

We own the sky. We wuz sky kangs.

No its not happening, it wasn't happening on the 23rd, the month before that or the month before that. Just shut the fuck up and go do your homework.

>reports

get out

It’s literally
>nothing

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proofs

>NK
>fighter jets
i thought they had like 70 60's biplanes thats it?

Moving a jet =/= scrambling jets.
Sage fucktard.

Kiwifag here, was listening to the rock (radio cunts) and they said NK declared a state of war against the US but the US said no or something?

This true?

>Breaking911
It's nothing.

>north korean

>fight jets

they don't even have the fuel nor the spare parts for training exercises, they have a fleet of fucking biplanes for gods sakes

>North Korean
>Jets

pick one you fucking larper.

wow nice nothing faggot

Some cushion for the pushin. Nice.

>implying north korea has enough jet fuel to physically move their jets
Not even that is happening.

It's a false alarm. Move along.

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Have you guys been following the recent months news for North Korea? It's about to happen

yes it's true

>The United States seemed to have disclosed the flight route of the bombers intentionally because North Korea seemed to be unaware, the report said.


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Will I get to rape and ethnically cleanse some gook women or no?

Shoooooooop

>scrambled
transferring jets from one base to another is not scrambling

they have a lot of soviet planes

dude come on its all staged

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Australia please help we need you!

Yea they said we declared war but we didn't or something

Pic related, uncle Kim Air force

BUMP ITS GO TIME.

GRAB YOUR GUNS. STOCK UP ON FOOD AND AMMO

>soviet planes
Even if they have "Soviet jets" they would be so antiquated and limited in number that it would be an absolute waste of their time to bother sending them against the US.

If you say so but if it happens I'm moving to Brazil

I think they're just morning their jets from one location to another. They know what happened to the Syrian airbases:

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ALL CAPS

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Dumbasses:

DPRK = rhetorical threat. Having WMD but no willingness/ability to use them makes you a nothing power.

US = real threat. Demonstrating 5x since 1980 a willingness to kinetically remove a despotic regime makes gives the US power.

Power Politics = Credibility. DPRK has none. US has it in spades.

Trump = May not know how to build a strong hand, but 100% knows how to play one.

Its not fucking happening just like it never fucking does shut the fuck up already you fucking retard. If it ever happens you will be the last to know in fact your brain will be glass before it can process the happening

Trump is a cuck for Israel, you stupid Kek faggot.

lol who cares

if kim jong un was actually trying to make his country a better place and wanted to end the korean war i'd be on his side. but it's the same commie crap so it's nukes for him.

Bro I have a buddy in the Army and a buddy in the Navy. They said that I should start buying lots of water and supplies.

it's not happening

you should have been doing that already, lazy ass. are you relying on the government for disaster gibs like some goddamn nigger? plan on looting shoes in the apocalypse too?

No they didn't. And even if they did they know just as much as any civilian so your friends are retarded and I hope they are brutally killed.

Fuck you you shit collector.

they have 146 MiG-21s, 56 MiG-23s, and 35 MiG-29s.

what, do you think that those planes are worthless?

I know a guy.

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Last part wasn't needed don't be a dick.

Hmm you're right and no way

yeah

>ambiguous tweet
>the happening v9.999
>mfw

Completely worthless.

then you're an idiot.

Got a source on that? Please tell me she does porn.

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cool sorry to get on your case man but jesus. i'd get some mountainhouse, a katadyn, and a few gallons of water at least. prepping can be sort of fun in a larpy way.

You have a micropenis. You're a failure at being straight, gay and masturbation is a struggle. You blame Jews. How could they snip the foreskin from a perfectly normal penis when god gave you a barely perceptible worm. Women laugh at you. You hide in the shower. Only Hitler, with his one testicle rubbing against his crossdressing panties gives you any sense of worth. You are pathetic. Kill yourself.

Only the Fulcrums are remotely capable of threatening 4.5gen fighters. The Fulcrum pilots have less than 30 hours flight time a year.

I miss Jeb posting

Latin America is the refuge since ever

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painfully thicc

>they said NK declared a state of war against the US
>yes it's true
The feel when people don't realize the US has been at war with DPRK since 1950; there was never terms for peace.

kys faggot. He's right. Go back to leddt where you shitskin cucks belong.

they have a lot of mig-21s and even a handful of mig-29s... granted their pilots probably have less than 10 hours in those planes but their biplane fleet is mostly limited to cargo and maybe paratrooper roles

sure

>NK jets
>Scrambling
So, uh, Freddy Flinstone style?

>like they dont practice flying over Eurasia on the PS1

Nothing will happen.

hoorah more wars for israel!!!!!1

flinTstone

gulf war 1 and numerous skirmishes with libya throughout the 1980s has demonstrably proven that yes they are worthless

But only WVR. Their mig-29s are flying coffins vs any plane with an AIM-120.

That's not a happening, that's a report of people preparing for a maybe-happening.

A happening is when they bomb something with those jets.

PEACE WAS NEVER AN OPTION

>Kim scratches his tiny little balls

>ERMAGERD IT'S HERPENNING

terrifying

Retard... you want DPRK shipping WMD to countries who fucking HATE each other NOT AT ALL if you like living. Read the book Command and Control or rent the fucker on Netflix. Its hard enough for the US and Russia to keep from accidentally destroying every motherfucker alive.

Please let this happen already.

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This stupid fucking account reports "happenings" like this about three times a day and is never on the ball about anything significant. Stop linking it.

Amnesty don

Have a (You) because of your sarcasm and digits

London andrews

Only major happenings can end my Nofap streak.

They're going to accidentally shoot down an airliner, thinking its a Lancer.

Where's the link to Seoul ATC?

Legitimate question here. Is that little shit really the one calling the shots or is he just a puppet controlled by the Chinese?

... picking your fruits and veggies, and cooking your food at Olive Garden, after Trump deports illegal Mexicans.

>NK jets
Oh noes, do we still have spitfires in storage?

i would say hes his own guy, the chinese realyl dont want shit with him.

the dreaded nk air force, thats like the dreaded nk navy, right?

yeah

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Can we start banning these bullshit happening threads

fucking disgusting

Yes

>BREAKING: Reports of North Korean fight jets being scrambled
>NK lose 3 fighter jets and demand an explanaion for this US aggression at the UN
>all US planes were on the ground through software issues at the time
>NK doesnt want to talk about the issue anymore

WOULD/10

Surely the US has a remote controlled plane by now that they can fly right on the border of disputed airspace until Kim shoots it down and the US can say "see, Kim shot first"

If it can't walk, it's effectively obsolete in North Korea. Given, even a low tech nuke is dangerous, but NKs conventional military is mostly frozen in the 1970s or earlier.

Okay, legitimate answer then.

Controlled? No, Influenced? yes. But who isn't influenced. We have trade deals with foreign countries, not just China. But China makes up a lot of trade with the United States, they also hold most of our foreign debt. Is he influenced by Isreal? Absolutely. Is he a Kike shill? Jury is still out for me. I can understand why you would want a distraction for all the Muzzies in the area.

We have drone F-16s.