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so in his own mind he's already running for President and has just started campaigning a little early (like 2 years early), how long until this dweeb offers everybody a free guac bowl or the like? I'm sure "please clap" will look like nothing compared to Zuck's autistic "communicating with the masses".

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> Guess that global warming isnt that important after all.
It's the case for all of these two faced wealthy asshats..
> Do as I say not as I do

Doesn't one plane flight emit more emissions then a car being driven every day for a year?

Its kinda funny how the people who fly the most are bitching about climate change all the time. How about they stop flying all over the world for fucking meetings and just use skype instead.

Bless his heart he tries so hard to imitate a human.

>using facebook to data mine a route to the presidency

He is clearly positioning himself for a presidential run. Continuation of the Obama defilement of humanity.

Oh look I made a billion dollars exploiting children, wouldnt I make a good mouthpiece for the corporate enslavement of humanity?

imagine if he just started giving out free money.

A 10-12 passenger twin engine airplane that travels roughly 450kts consumes around 150g of fuel an hour.

An average car gets 30mi/gallon.

SF to PHI is ~2900 miles

97gallons/gas for a car

~850gallons/gas for the aforementioned plane

>flies x-country on a whim for a cheesesteak

>average guy who concerned about "global warming"

choose one

>"Wow Mr. Zuckerberg acted exactly like a human" spoke the female unit #443213, "i woul definitely like to say that Zuckerberg is a human an can be trusted!"
>Zuckerberg, the human being himself, them consumed the 'cheesesteak' for nurishment and it served him well as it passed through his digestive track, before exiting through part of his excretory system a few hours later, just as any human.

Topkek really

I've lived in Philadelphia for 38 years. Pats is shit tier tourist garbage. Maxs or chinks. Everything else is a complete waste

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Zucc/ZuccAI 1.2 for 2020!

A NEW AMERICA OF FLESH AND STEEL AWAITS

>pat's
>best cheesesteak in the land

Yep that's more gas than I'll use with my daily driver.

He’s an idiot for convincing himself he has a chance. There will never be an actual real jew for president. Never going to happen.

>Good goyim!

Clicked on this picture by accident last thread. Someone please save it to their comp so I can get rid of this cursed file.


DO NOT ENLARGE THIS IMAGE. IT IS CURSED!

He's not allowed to do that! When are they going to stop this guy?

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Zuck is going to be wrecked worse than Jeb in the second meme war. The guy has anger issues apparently, well just need to push him over the edge and watch him waste a billion

Sacrifices for thee, not for he.

was he wearing a yamulke when he ate the cheesesteak tho v important q

genos fags BTFO for all eternity.

He was in my state Delaware this week.

it's a boring shithole where nothing happens. suburbs & nigger ghetto shit holes.

Is he really running for president eventually? Wow.

>tfw chink businessmen say I look like zucc

YAY!

After the cheesesteaks, we accepted an invitation to return to a local human's home for beverages to quench our thirst while digesting. As we entered his house, I zoomed in on all the grime and dust layered on the doors, walls, and furniture. There were visible bacteria everywhere. "Not to worry, Mark," I told myself, "this is how humans live in the middle class." To show my similarity to these local rubes, I even picked my nose and then ingested the coagulated snot from my finger. They looked on approvingly as I, an ordinary human, engaged in the same filthy habits that they did.

Fuck filly and fuck zuck

He is definitely gearing up for some kind of political officer, whether its congress, senate, governorship, or even the president is up to speculation, but with the amount of money and time he is putting into it, including hiring many Obama-era strategists and lobbyists makes me believe he is seriously considering a 2020 run on the Democrat platform.

Herro huwhite man you rook veeely muche like the 犹太人 dloid Malc Zuckelbelg.

He will be picked to pieces and all his skeletons will be unleashed.
Its what we do or did to candidates in the 2016 election.

or in this case just stay home and microwave some steakums and cheese whiz instead of eating some trash tier philly cheesesteak

People would take him less seriously than Kid Rock I might think. Did Kid Rock win? That would just sound weird. I wouldn't vote for Zuck or Kid Rock.

Steakums
Whiz
Microwave

Sounds as appetizing as a nice hot lightbulb

>being a tryhard
>2017

I used to talk to mark on IRC back in the day, EFnet one of the bigger networks, he was all over and into weird porn, warez, 0 days and shit. We stayed in touch until the first or second year of facebook. Literally not friends anymore because he insisted on me only calling him Faggot and wasnt allowed to call him Mark anymore

>what a regular thing to do, from ole normal markie mark buddy-oh
we should meme him into a contender for an easy time demolishing his candidacy, and FB itself with it

>150g of fuel an hour.
Wow, talk about fuel efficiency. Fuck driving prius. I'm flying.

We need to start making memes and gathering info. In particular Zucks opinions on minorities and his position on Israel and the BDS movement

>A fucking jew star
FUCK OFF

Got logs of that shit?

It doesn't matter. Cheesesteaks are kosher

Wow he's not wearing his vain grey t-shirt like he thinks he's as brilliant as fucking Steve Jobs in a black turtleneck

Fucking Jew, he's not half the man Steve Jobs was. I'd punch that Jew right in his fucking nose if I ever saw him grinning at me

fake news, zuck only frequented dalnet. we used to trade vomit porn pix.

don't fall for the social media jew

Didn't even think about that till right now. Literally nothing kosher about them. I'm befuddled

Holy shit!! He's got the merchant face perfect in that pic

Sometimes the memes just manifest themselves.

Jeez.

Is IRC still a thing? Isn't there anything better yet?

>global warming

Remember that Ice Age scare?

youtube.com/watch?v=1kGB5MMIAVA

1:08 Temperatures have been dropping for 30 years.

Full video here

youtube.com/watch?v=L_861us8D9M

Fuck that Jew grin

H-haha w-wow mark zuckerberg sounds really down to Earth. Not a lizard person at all.

I also enjoy cheesesteak sandwhiches...w-wow!

Nah this was 15+ years now, i do remember we were private chatting on NYE 1999 and were jacking off at the same time just after it became Y2K and we realized the world want ending. He was stoked about the fact that the jizz originated in the 20th century but wasn't shot until the 21st century

>Race-neutral male unit unit #443213 proceeded to film the entire human digestive process in Ultra 4k for the entertainment consumption of other normal humans
>Zuckerberg, renowned human, methodically masticated the human philly cheesesteak meal product into a fine nutrient paste with the aid of his enamel-coated feeding bones, sharp as nano-serrated ceramic implants but clearly 100% natural feeding bones that Zuckerberg grew himself in his human mouth
>Female unit nodded vigorously and pasted a link to a video of Zuckerberg's human teeth erupting from his flesh-encased jaw bones, leaving a fine mist of human blood on the camera

stop larping, Zuck only ever frequented the secret midget porn channels (yes, multiple) on freenode

He is a threat for sure. Need start the attack asap.
You realise that taking him out literally would be the best measure? Since we are in a state of war we might as well start acting on it.

i swear i've seen this scene in cyberpunk stories a million times

zorbtour.com/2017/03/21/this-video-proves-once-and-for-all-that-mark-zuckerberg-is-a-robot/

this got me thinking, a guy who managed a super secret file-sharing forum that was really influential back in the day went to work for facebook after hacking it. checked his account, and the Zucc liked his most recent post.

which makes me think... is the Zucc actually human after all? why would he bother to remain friendly to such a pleb, relatively speaking, after all these years.

As soon as he runs he gets SS protection, then you can't touch him without pissing off the SS.
Best to get him now before you regret it. Could be prime first target for the Focoists.

>You realise that taking him out literally would be the best measure?
As in shooting him? With a gun? Or killing him in some other way?
Hello my fellow Klan member FBI infiltrator

>As is clearly evident in this candid digital daguerreotype I am capable of consuming meat and cheese simultaneously. This is a common ritual in the kingdom of Philadelphia. I knew that failure to digest such an abomination would greatly offend their king, ergo I put on a performance that it was most pleasing to my tongue and mouth. It is important that we preserve this culture, lest future generations forget their roots.

He's just like us!

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In order for Germany to have had even the remotest chance of removing the jewish oligarchy's tentacles from their grip around the nation they had to physically remove them from society and seize all of their assets.
You not going to meme the jews out of existence.
As of now 48% of billionaires in the US are jewish.

David and Goliaqiliuz

If this all seems as transparently phony as Hillary Clinton campain, remember Faggot hired Joel Benenson who has been her image consultant for years

The jews as of now are actively inciting minority groups to kill White People. They are actively lobbying the government to dump muslim immigrants on white christian nations.
Which part of active violent war against white people are you not seeing?
The jews have long ago declared war against white people and are actively killing white people and you cucks sit around making memes about it.

Yeah your right. They can't eat meat and cheese at the same time or their skin suit falls of and exposes their true incectiod bodies

I'm a Philly fag, Pats a shit for tourists.

Jims > *

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sell the facebook, dick.

So is Jim's

Didn't think Jews eat meat with milk(chEese) from the same animal?

Zuck a shit and he wont win anything. However...

>fags ITB telling shit about jews while praising Trump
>same fucking thing

czeck

fuck i lol'd pretty hard

it's true, they don't.
the Zuck is pulling out all the stops.

Are you a citation pilot?

that bullshit permasmile

i cant stand people who always act happy

>it doesnt matter how corrupt and toxic "society" becomes as long as im smiling i will always be useful to master. Those fools who have honest emotions and take public notice of this swirling pit of degeneracy surely arent interested in being a tool of satan.

i have made my bones pissing off the ss

its why i am who i am

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he got wiz

not sure that is technically cheese

which serves his chassis well

Like my fellow humans, I walk while gazing directly at my phone to avoid interacting with the local carbon based lifeforms.

Consider the following:
The Hillary losers will 300% jump on his train tho.
So.. yeah.. hilarity ensues i suppose..

We can all continue suffering the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, bitching here with memes about jewish criminality, or we can take up arms and oppose them, end them.
Its them or us.

"normal" people don't fly across the country for food. Rich faggots do.

isint it forbidden to mix meat and dairy?

>how do you do, fellow nazis?
>isn't it time we start murdering people?
>no, i'm not a leftycuck, why do you ask?

>Flying across the country for a cheesesteak is a relatable thing to do

Way to connect with the common man, Zuck.

If Zuck was into warez and 0days on EFnet then I probably interacted with him back in the day. I remember someone mentioning Facebook on IRC back when it was just for college students, I kinda miss IRC desu.

Requesting info on Zuckerberg's direct ties to Israel, Israeli data companies, Netanyahu, donations etc. Not much daylight on such connections. Thanks

taking up "Arms" is what criminals do

following the path of god is what the chosen people do

Faith in God is what makes you immortal

corruption and violence is what made these people the parasites they are

There is a point you have to defend yourself, but against professional killers your wit and instinct is what protects you, not the use of "weapons"

If god is with you, pity for those that stand against you.

IF God is against you, you wind up hoarding paper money and guns.

We must prevent Zukerberg from beating our Jeb! in 2020.

He's going to possibly be the only Democratic candidate hated more than Hilary.

I can't tell if that one is a Z u c c-posting edit or not

It feels its getting close now, months away.