>she walks in
>smacks your ass so hard it turns sideways
What would Sup Forums do?
She walks in
is this canon?
Get mai waifu to beat her up
she's a big guy
Ask her to peg me..
[x] Genuflect
Take corrective action
Ask her to take responsibility.
lube my anus and assume position
Keep turning to dissipate all that momentum, then turn to her and fuck her in the mouth.
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Perceive it as a mating call and fuck her in the ass.
I wish. She'd be much more interesting if she was HxH Bisky.
I pop a cap in that bitch with my problem solver.
Make her smack again until my ass is the right way around.
Then, present boipussy.
This
shit sideways for the rest of my life, I guess.
I turn to her the other cheek also, as a proper catholic and a masochist.
Demand her that I want to kiss and lick her muscle abs.
Proceed into having sex with her.
Its canon that in some point of her life she became a muscle mage.
We are brothers now
Indeed
Same bruh