Is there anything better than twin maids?

Is there anything better than twin maids?

Lewd twin maids.

Not having pneumonia

You'd rather not have pneumonia nor twin maids rather than have both?

>Is there anything better than twin maids?
Just the one maid.

Wrong pic.

>not pure
no thanks

How can you like one but dislike the other?

Twin brown catgirls.

Can they cook and clean?

My brother.

Probably. Neither of those things are particularly hard.

If they aren't pros, they're useless.

Incestuous twin futa maids.

Twin sisters

Someone post Sora

A maid trio

Why? Are you going for a gold medal in being pampered? I'm pretty sure anyone with half a brain can vacuum, sweep, dust, and put food on the table.

Spoken like a true poorfag.

Excellent choice.

>Hisui is literally the only heroine to not die outside of bad ends, and the only heroine that never tries to harm Shiki
>She's the one whose real VA dies young instead

Need I say more?

Hisui is literally dead

a clan of semon demons

>paying mexicans $20 to clean my home once a week means I'm rich

Poor man's Kohaku/Hisui.

>mexicans
It seems you cannot even comprehend the concept of cute twin maids.

I get it. But the maid bonus is pretty small compared to everything else anime has dreamed up.

No it's not.

Go shitpost somewhere else, Kobayashi.

If you had maids, you could have them shitpost for you.

>implying

She's the educated prostitute.

Don't even compare her to that slut Sakura.

>Sakura
>slut
Spotted the Rinfag.

>educated prostitute

Only means she's good at sex.

Because she's a slut.

>shinjis used goods

She's the only of the heroines not to have feelings for someone other than Shirou, though, so she's objectively the least slutty.

She was in love with Shinji's cock for years.

?

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>couldn't live without it
Slut.

She can, though. Blood works too.

Twin trap maids.

And yet she still preferred semen.

Only Shirou's. Shinji trying to rape her got him killed.

Only after her body became Senpai's. Before that it was all Shinji.

Keep telling yourself that, Shinji.

If it makes you feel any better, it wasn't all her fault. It's not really possible for women to say "no" to Shinji after they've had a taste of him already.

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Should've known posting would've unleashed the autism. Sorry OP buddy.

Is he okay?

RIP best boy. God damn murderous slut.

original ideas

Tsukihime's Far Side was legendary.

Shame the Fate kids had to ruin the thread.

4 Maids.

Twin butlers?

Twin ojous.

Twin trap maids

Twin reverse trap butlers.

I want to hold Kohaku!

Sorry to burst you bubble bro, but yeah, he raped her and yeah it was always non-consensual. The irony was that Nasu admitted that "ladie's man Shinji" is only popular because he flings his granpaw's money around. The girls will soon forget him in college. Straight from Nasu's mouth.

Its funny that people think he is genuinely popular when even Yukika is disgusted to hear his name, and she never says bad things about anyone.

>triggered wormfag

I can dig it.

>can't refute it
You sound a bit butthurt, Rinfag.

Left or left?

>tfw you can shit on wormfags while simultaneously making Rinfags look bad
Feels good to have taste and be neither.

Right.

Right. Fuck your rules.

AREN'T THEY BOTH THE SAME GIRL?

Thanatos.

Nah, you're just making Sakura haters look bad like usual. Not that they ever weren't awful.

If I have to pick, kohaku.

But seriously, both, you cant just go breaking up the set like that.

Left.

But i love hisui too

Funny you should ask OP. I literally just started watching Hanaukyo Maid Tai and the answer is: triplet maids

I want to make Hisui murder Kohaku and have her be genuinely grateful to me for it.

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>Implying is not two for the price of one