does anyone else think that canadians are just larping all the time? They just seem to have no culture of their own and latch onto American thought constructs.
Are Americans and Canadians any different? Yes. But what has the canadian done that is unique? Does he have anything better than Neil Young? Why is the Canadian the way he is? Why is the Canadian not more rugged like the Australian?
They are muslims
Stop being mad you can't into banter
Canadians take pride in the fact that they arent American. Its pretty sad, honestly. Everyone I run into is an unironic obamaleaf. Its bad news boyos.
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liberals destroyed our country and our culture. were turning brown faster than any other white country in the world. of course were going to latch on to american shit, basically all of us live on the border and look over to see some people actually enjoying their country sometimes, so we get jeleous and pretend to be a part of that
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We are your ancestors you dumb fucking retard. You kicked us out and forced us to live with inbred frenchmen, that's why we are similar.
Although you are definitely more mixed than us now, our immigrants were mostly british up until the 80's, where you have taken in all kinds of jews, spics, niggers and italians. Your like a grotesque hybrid of us. It's sad.
Stay fat, butthurt and traitorous, FAG.
My culture/ethnicity/blood is not Canadian, it's English.
lol fuck off nigger
heil hitler
The majority of leaves that you come into contact with are from the urban ultra liberal areas, most of these have nothing fulfilling in there life and no real solid roots of identity so they are very insecure, they try to be metropolitan in a shitty little city less than 50 years old with no culture.
The Canadians worthwhile are the ones that give no fucks about trying to impress you, the normal fucking hosers that work hard are still rugged and independent and have to much going on in there life to bother with the internet or politics. These folks while pretty bland are pretty fun to party with and legitimately give no fucks about how you live your life and as long as you don't fuck with them they will leave you be. Boring but decent people with nothing to prove but you will not find these online or in politics very often.
The funny part is the only reason this cuck got elected is because he promised to legalize pot... which isn't happening. The truth is most Canadians are completely apathetic to politics. It can be a good thing and a bad thing. Looking at the USA from an objective point of view though, you guys are just completely fucked. But what do you expect from a country that only has 2 political parties and people vote based on team colors.
>the calif.inst. art style face
so its true that if you live below the 51st paralel your not a real canadian
thats what ive heard some leafs tell me when i met some in aus
you mean the 49th parallel, but yes, ontario dips into usa like a gay nigger dong, which makes them retarded and american.
Ontario needs a nuke.
whoa what the fuck is that flag
>more rugged like australians
I worked on the floor in the patch for 23 years and almost every aussie I ever saw that came through washed right the fuck out.
There are two types of people in Canada; people who live in cities, and Canadians.
That's norfolk island, they are basically australians.
no i know your border is the 49th but these dudes were from like banff or bamf and said the people who live below the 51th are basically americans
A fucking tree.
I guess so yes, they interact with the americans the most. I live pretty far north, but it doesn't really matter. Being """Canadian""" is a state of mind. You gotta swear a lot and drink beer in the woods, then you gotta stand in a camp fire as long as you can stand it. Also duct taping two OE 40's to your hands until you drink them all or smash them on a tree. That is what makes someone Canadian.
damn that sounds cool
except the malt liquor
I thought weed was getting legalized by next summer? My uncle works in marketing and was talking about how there's going to be a bunch of companies competing to be the top weed brand.
Its kinda like the US where both coasts are cancer except you move the right coast into the greater Toronto area, these places are full of insecure faggots, everywhere else people are pretty decent, in any of the big cities you get a few of the fag busy bodies but most people are normal. I find a big issue is how many people who work in the public sector so their paycheck is based on politics, they always end up trying to stick there nose into everything. But people right down to the border can be pretty cool and the east coast folk don't work nearly as hard and love to party.
BC (left coast) cities full of fags who think they are the best shit out there but bitch about not being able to afford real estate because the Chinese buy their shit. Rural BC full of draft dodgers hippies and socialists.
Alberta/Saskatewan- the two cities have their fair share of cancer but most people just work all fucking day and night mostly oil patch or farming supported by oil patch and rotate between being nigger rich and flat ass broke depending on oil price. Good folk that like to party and give few folks but work way to much.
(also where I call home)
Manitoba- like I fucking know, its a fucking wasteland, anyone who lives there is either hardcore or a fucking alcoholic
Ontario- North is filled with normal country hosers that are good people but have the terrible fucking accent everyone hates about Canada (oh ya everyone of these places is so fucking big it basically has its own culture accent and time zone). Anywhere near Toronto is just the worst type of people, they want to be New York but they never will be.
Quebec- Really attractive woman but shitty she men, mostly French and they feel super entitled and rely on taxes from the rest of Canada. Nice to visit but hell on earth to stay there.
East coast- They used to fish cod but the fucking cod died so they were poor for a long time, like to party, not bad people pretty unique from the rest of Canada.
It helps if you keep them really cold, the cold makes shit beer taste better.
Sorry for boring you all to death but I had to finish
Territories- fucking empty and no one cares, if you hate people and like mining diamonds its a great place to live.
Degenerate Indians are sprinkled all throughout, all about crime incest, child rape and gib me dat
That is pretty accurate except for rural b.c. people here are pretty conservative and bro-tier, we are more like albertans. But yea b.c. is almost all cancer and pakis/chinese.
Yeah I am aware, was keeping it big picture but there are some pretty based people in the parts of BC without people.
>Manitoba
I'm from Winnipeg, we literally beat Siberia for coldest winters a couple years ago.
Whats wrong burger? Mad that we took your shit and managed to do it better?
Take off ya hoser
dont you have enough space to avoid big city ?
Ya I don't know to much about you folk but anyone I have met from there has been decent, Canadian shield is great because everyone gets their own fucking lake. Even though I have seen some rough winters in the patch the hat is definitely tipped for what you guys go through. We get shinooks at least.
Oh I have plenty, I live in a small town in a River valley, deer on my front lawn in the morning is pretty regular, work in the oil patch and while it has its down times its a good wage. Plus people bitch about the weather but its a good thing, we only get migrants that are tough and want to work, the shitty ones stick to ghettos in the cities. Its a pretty decent life to be honest, just hoping the cuck in chief doesn't fuck it up completely or I am leaving to work offshore.