CEO of Node.js Package Manager Isaac Schlueter Calls For Fewer White Men In Tech

Isaac wants to kill whitey. Let's help him!

dailycaller.com/2017/09/25/tech-ceo-isaac-schlueter-calls-for-fewer-white-men-in-tech/

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Apparently he wants to start an Uber for Antifa and kidnap Donald Trump.

>implying open-source hasn't been cucked for years
make Nigger.js. o wait u can't because ur JUST a white man

MY GENDER IDENTIFY IS A FRUIT ROLLUP

Please NO WHITE MEN AT THE CONFERENCES.

WE NEED MORE BLACKS DUDES AT THE CONFERENCES SO I CAN ASK THEM TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE

Modern tech is fucking cancer. I can't wait until the ethnostate happens so we can take over the Intel fabs and start again with some nice MIPS hardware and a simple operating system written in C.

Post a friendly Twitter message to @npm_support or @npmjs. Isaac just made his personal Twitter account private. LOL FAG

fbi is monitoring

If he's so interested in advancing diversity in tech, why doesn't he just step aside and let a young, aspiring, African-American businessman take his place?

I mean its a bit hypocritical to preach for diversity when CEOs (and tech ones at that) have some of the lowest African-American representation among all occupations

>big-bag-of-pee.jpg
Ooops I accidentally a thumbtack.

v& incoming

Trips dont lie. I'm learning this faggot's framework right now and I fucking hate JavaScript more every day

KILL WHITEY FORD

SLAP HIM IN THE FACE.

Nice Hitler doubles. PajeetScript is just such an ugly language.

You don't understand user. We need more minorities in tech BUT NOT HIS JOB! I mean if he let someone else take his place who would preach on behalf of the poor minorities who face no discrimination at all in tech?

These people need to accept facts. Maybe the reason whites are overwhelmingly represented in tech is because they're the majority of people interested/partaking in the trade?

Javascript sucks donkey balls

I just sent an email to [email protected] asking how many white people is acceptable amount in tech.

>(((Isaac Schlueter)))

>Fewer White Men In Tech

He says that even when tech is about 60% chink and loo.

t. Bayfag

You know this dude Isaac raised 10.6 million dollars for his anti-whitey company?

I wonder if his investors know they are paying for a pro antifa lunatic to promote his message

Investor information for his company is here. crunchbase.com/organization/npm

Yeah, 10 fucking million dollars for a JavaScript package manager.

>(((investors)))
What do you think?

>I wonder if his investors know they are paying for a pro antifa lunatic to promote his message
The (((investors))) are well aware.

Given Nodejs is only used by beta numale soyboys, colour me surprised that the CEO of NPM is a beta numale soyboy.

and he protected his Twitter.

good job gentlemen and gentleladies

looks like @npmjs is still open. on it.

Just think what great software we had on rickity Amiga and Acorn machines. RISC-OS had smooth font rendering on 20MHz.

Yet now we have web browsers using 500MB of RAM just to show text.

I think you can just signup for NPM for free and upload gigabytes of porn into a bunch of packages.

That's actually a pretty good idea for storing porn in the cloud. Free and easily sharable. LOL

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how the fuck does npm have a ceo it's a fucking package manager

Npm went to shit since at least a couple of years ago, while node keeps getting better and better.
It's full of tumblr-tier people, including the two main landwhale female 'maintainers'

Yarn is so much better for the node ecosystem. And npms.io is better than the native site

> t. Node.js programmer

((((()))))

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>Trips dont lie. I'm learning this faggot's framework right now and I fucking hate JavaScript more every day

Do not confuse Node.js with npm.

A Node package manager that has no income stream aside from very few private packages and the occasional conference

Shut up and raise my children, cuck. Your only good for one thing, and that's to be the father to my son.

ahahahaha landwhale maintainers

@maybekatz protected its twitter feed today. typical.

the other one is a nasty looking tranny. not even a hot trap. you would think with 10 million isaac could afford a hot tranny.

thats brilliant. also npx tool could be used to actually just play the pron from npm registry with one command.

DO IT

"Diversity in tech starts with the most privileged ones stepping aside for a life in Kibbutz!"

>node.js
Nothing of value was lost

Posting on Sup Forums for those sweet (You)s

shut the fuck up and serve me my packages faggot

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haven't gone to Sup Forums in years. the tech discussion is cancer, but how pozzed are they re: politics?

Javascript is such a fucking mess I hate web devs

This is the signal when an industry went to shit.

What's the next big wave Sup Forums?

JavaScript is pretty dang fun.

Can't we meme this into Twitter?
Make a group and ask him to leave his position for a basketball american. Tell him his words are nice but he should be do the first step as a ceo. Make this fucker jobless.

Isaac says, "Please have sex with my wife."

Its incredible how they've used car salesman speak to take an act that essentially amounts to systematic discrimination and spin it into being revered as a wonderful, moral thing to do.

((Isaac))

Do normies even care about antifa? They are the good goys who punch nazis, how can you tell them antifa is bad?

4 out of 10. would bang.

ID HIT IT. ISAAC CAN WATCH. KEK CANT TOUCH THOUGH

eye wash plz

Yep, I miss those days, user. The miracles that were wrung out of those machines by the demoscene. Pre-emptive multitasking in 256K. And now we have faggots who have the audacity to insist that HTML/CSS and Javascript counts as actual "coding". Heh. If you've never touched an assembler, or at least C and understand pointers (waah, pointers are haaaaard!) without an understanding of the capabilities of the hardware you're targeting, you're a shit-tier coder at best.

That's fucking treason talk.

leave me out of this son

>And here come the pretzels

((((((((ISAAC))))))))

((((())))))

NPM is the largest package manager for JavaScript in the world, receiving a total of $10.6m in equity funding. It is a critical piece of software that developers use to install, manage, and publish their code.
>JavaScript

XOR with MAGA and serialize to base64, put them in big arrays called training_set_data

you dont even have to do that. you can just straight upload binary data blobs.

what you talking about willis

JavaScript should be treated as a half assed scripting language for mangling data structures as it was designed to be.

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Uploading gigabyte upon gigabyte of binaries is a bit suspicious no?

accounts are free. there are 100s of thousands of packages. its impossible for them to patrol them all.

just upload 20-500 mb clips. i bet anything less than 120 mb should work

Just a few hundred MB of randomly generated yet syntactically accurate JavaScript would be indistinguishable from the output from the rest of the community.

npmjs.com/enterprise

As soon as the repo gets fuck huge from multiple 120MB binaries a simple find command will reveal them all. If they're uploaded as text data, it will require semantic processing to detect, increasing your availability.

LOL. you could write a script that uploaded a ton of random packages. fuck these cucks

status.npmjs.org/

Why stop there? Why not upload a bunch of projects with names similar to the top 40 most downloaded projects?

with a script that searches for wallet.dat files

there is a ton of ethereum and bitcoin developers using NPM daily.

Take it further and make a library that some legitimate projects will incorporate, and then update that library to be dependent on hundreds of MB of complete crap. Now none of it can be simply deleted.

>npm loves you

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IMO thats already how NPM works.

Well, honestly, who cares what he says. At the end of the day, they need a working product, so they need white males.

Kek, this is so true

Your own JavaScript might be fun, often somebody else's makes you want to kill pretty much everybody.

As if there weren't already enough good reasons not to use node

> a ton of random packages
>upload a bunch of projects with names similar to the top 40 most downloaded projects
>update that library to be dependent on hundreds of MB of complete crap. Now none of it can be simply deleted.

No one would even notice they are getting raided

He will drink your cum out of her pussy though.

what do you think an angel (((investors))) is?

Show me a tech company not going in this direction.

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>Node.js Package Manager
And that is somehow relevant why?

I am the president of my local chess club, what if I say chess should only be played by high IQ people, is that "node"-worthy?

>Isaac

So if we are ignoring who is best for the job for "equality" when does this start to apply to sports too? Too many blacks.

Sup Forums has overdosed on redpills in regards to how much of a meme privacy is. They will support anything that gets them faster internet speed. The board unironically leans Libertarian left, the entire free software movement is crypto anarcho-communism.

Sounds like you've never had your package managed. It'd change your mind.

>tfw you almost got memed into going with with Javascript but ended up getting memed into Haskell instead

Feels good, man

>Unironically using node.js
>What is Spring Framework
>What is Django
>What is Phoenix Framework
>What is ASP.NET
>What is pic related

forgot pic

Lol at my last web job I was working on a console game I called dindu.js at the end of the day when I wanted to look busy and kill the last few minutes. It was like a gambling game where you try to get as much money as possible without going to jail.

webdev is cancer populated by useless code monkeys

>roby on rails
>MINASWAN
The ruby community is what started the SJW cancer in tech, m8

javascript is shit-tier hipster tech that needs to fucking die
>or even better lets use it to run our servers
i hate pajeets so fucking much