Konosuba Choice

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What would you like to order?

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Yes please, I would like an oppai loli with a medium sized penis containing an endless amount of semen. Also if it would be possible, I would also like it so that her nipples are penetrable.

Got fireball whiskey and apple cider?

A Yunyun. Extra embarrassed.

Futanari on male.
Leglock.
Glasses.

Everything

I'll have one Megumin in a school swimsuit and kneesocks please

I'm sorry fags aren't allowed. Same goes for colored people.

Filthy half-elf only good for cumming inside.

A cutebus please

exhentai.org/g/945395/967d24f1dc/

I think the one he got was cute.

MUH NIGGA

I really just want to be a girl.

it came.. it actually came

An incubus

Can I volunteer to become a succubus here? I will work hard!!

You realize they're going to take your dick and your diet is going to be cum, right?

I WANT TO BE THE CUTE SUCCUBUS

Are latinos allowed?

Order for what?

Where do I sign?

>he doesn't know

Technically and unfortunately yes.

I want to fuck the smug off her stupid face hate fuck style.
I want to wrap a collar around her neck and choke her with it while I violently penetrate for throat with my he-man cock.
I want to decimate her anus.
I want to clean house.
I want to hold hands.

thank you

Yes, would like your finest succubus (male)

Stop with the damn sales pitch and give me the contract already you fuck, I already agreed.

All I'm getting is a panda image, where is the porn?

that's called a incubus user

>He doesn't know

Why do you think I want to sign up? I'll help give anons wonderful dreams!

None, they all love Vanir anyway.

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I would like one succubus with the following features please.

- Dark skin let's say around milk chocolate level darkness.
- Tall like over 6ft.
- Very large breasts
- This last one is the most important. Must have a penis, testicles, and a vagina.

Put me in a coma and let me dream a happy dream forever

Milk, and a puppy.

But user, that's pretty fucking gay. That's like getting blacked by some weird transvestite.

so you'd like to get fucked by a nigga

Race traitor, manlet and a faggot. Just wow.

Found the new fag

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Save yourself

So you want to get ass fucked by a nigger.
Just steal something and act like if you wanted to kill someone or hit someone during the robery. Turn yourself in afterwards, might get punched but you won't getshot dead at least.
Then just look for a guy named Bubba inside jail.

Can I please have an aryan übermensch well-bodied girl with blonde hair/blue eyes?

t. a shitskin with terrible genetics

>Bubba
That'd be a redneck desu.
>Tyrone
That's the nigga you'd be looking for.

never fails

Looks like someone hasn't been reading enough doujin

I can make you a girl ;D

Bubba is usually black though.
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bubba

What kind of dreams?

I want a leggy blonde with blue eyes and a decent set of tits. An Ace smart-ass tsundere is preferred. Long hair and emphasis on the dere. Not too much tsun.

>expecting japs to understand Sumerian mythology

I don't even have a chinese cartoon smug enough for this.

Just answer the important question.
Do I get to be a cute girl?

I'll have the usual

>I want to hold hands.
WHAT THE FUCK user

Well yes, by definition you will be a cute girl who absorbs the vital essence of men through every orifice you have

Also you'll have to dress like this

Uniform and everything

Lolikos are not for lewd.

I'll take this cutey

Kasuma has good taste

You're making me want to do this even more.

You make a compelling case, but I prefer horns over headwings.

What kind of dreams do you want?

You're saying that as if it's a bad thing, user. Maybe you'd rather be the one providing the essence, but some of us degenerates couldn't wish for anything more than to be the cute succubus.

Sorry but only nee-san succubi get horns

You'll have to work really hard if you want to be that horny

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Sexy dreams that I won't want to wake up from.

I want to fuck a cute succubus girl. Big boobs or small boobs as long as I get a cute succubus I don't mind.

>blogshit

I wonder if they'd allow you to order more than one, threesome fun?

H-how sexy exactly? Hand-holding and headpats are lewd enough, right?

But how exactly is a succubus supposed to collect semen from just hand holding and head pats?

Rough, hard anal prone boning.

Ill have what hes having.

I would also point out that Kasuma didnt necessarily order her, she was most likely just there to deliver his dream.

W-well, that is... That kind of thing is embarrassing!! I'll figure out something!

fucking fucking newfag.

Hi, I'd like to place an order for delivery
One medium body, only a bit of breasts but extra ass. Actually, make that a double order of ass. For toppings could I get some Naizuri, armpit licking, annilingus, deepthroating - ah, if at all possible could those last two be paired together? Thanks. Then, I'll also have black hair, long cut -yes, the longer the better- a little bit of urination but not too much, just like a sprinkle of it, some anal... actually a lot of anal, a bit of some ahegao and a lot, a lot of yandere. Just douse the whole thing in yandere, really, gimme all that you got. If you've got any, then a vaginal sticker would be great, too.

Oh, and hold on the scat and futa. I'm allergic to trash fetishes so if I see any of that garbage, I won't pay.

its.....its.....beautiful

Someone with no job and to much time on their hands should put together a succubus order form for reposting.

nhentai.net/g/166661/

What are you doing here, satan? A surprise inspection of the store?

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This man gets it.

The implications of this are quite something.

>Just douse the whole thing in yandere

Listen to this user, he knows what he's talking about.

Nope. I'm gonna fuck all your holes and you're gonna like it.

By patting his penis head with your womb, baka!

Just give me that blonde succubus in the background and tell her to femdom me up. I want to be slapped and spitted on.

>spitted
Maybe she should sit down and teach you english first.

Not him, but you're a cool guy user. People complain about spoonfeeding, but replying 30 times with smug images derails the thread a fuck load more than providing source does.

I prefer 30 smug faces to 60 people asking for sauce and 80 people giving it to them.

W-wait, don't be so hasty! I... I only need fluids, right? Then... saliva from a... k-kiss...?

Give me a submissive and innocent girl that I can do terrible things to. Oh if you can make her resistant to internal damage that be neat.

You may have quads, but your example literally never happens. If someone asks for sauce and someone gives it to them then usually you get a "thanks" and the thread moves on. Just from my experience of spoonfeeding people. But then again I guess the behaviour on /gif/ is a thing.

Ok, I want an experienced succubus, do not send a rookie.

Make her long haired an big breasted, taller than me. I want ryona fist, and I'm going to go all out, broken bones the whole thing. Then I want to embrace her and cry on her bosom. I'll just cum inside her to fulfill the contract after that.

I wonder why Sup Forums is so gay. Not that i'm complaining.

Yeah uh I would like a girl who is

1) taller than me
2) older than me
3) hates me but still forced to do it with me
4) beautiful and sexy
5) may or may not be a vampire
6) all of the above

We post smug pictures because it's funny, and fun to make fun of an idiot.

There's no reason to keep a thread on the rails. Derails are a harmless and natural process of posting on Sup Forums, user. That's part of the fun. I'd much rather have fun mocking some idiot and let the thread take a new direction as a result than seriously compromise the quality of the board just to placate some idiot too stupid and lazy to figure things out for himself. If your attitude is to think that a derail is somehow a thread failure-state, and that you have to spoonfeed to prevent it, then every lazy saucefag is suddenly holding your precious discussion topics hostage. Where's the incentive to NOT come into threads and whine about sauce and spoonfeeding if they know you'll give it to them, no questions asked?

By spoonfeeding you just encourage spoonfeeding, and that hurts the quality of a thread far more than a little discussion detour or a few smug anime girls ever could.

Since it was mentioned as an option in the show I'd like to become the softest succubus possible and work for you. Humiliation and abuse would be totally fine, in fact it would be preferred.

The whole Succubus Store.

Go to /jp/ and see how it works out.